Lindsay Lohan Asked NOT to Attend Machete Premier
Sep 2nd
Dude, is it cold in here?
Lindsay Lohan reportedly was allegedly asked to probably, maybe not show up for the Machete premier, says a source who knew a guy who said something that one time. Oh God, this is boring. BLOPPITY BLOOP US Magazine:
She’s done the time, but Lindsay Lohan is still paying for her crime! Though the actress was released from postjail rehab on Aug. 24 after 22 days, a source tells the new Us Weekly Robert Rodriguez, co director of her new movie, Machete, didn’t want her to attend an event for the film the next night. ”He was frantically trying to track down her manager to make sure she didn’t go,” says the source.While a 20th Century Fox rep says it’s “not true,” the source tells Us, “She wasn’t welcome there.” (via)
I’m no journalist [although I do have a press pass made of construction paper, glitter and glue], but I think they’re just making shit up. Who is this shadowy source? I have a source who tells me that I am a handsome devil and all the ladies should be falling at my feet. *winks* Thanks Grandma! Here’s Lindsay going to the parole office like the convict she is.
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- The Lap Dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’
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- Dude, is it cold in here?
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- Probate these titties muthafucka
Jessica Alba Shies Away From Latina Roles
Sep 2nd
Who wants tacos?
Jessica Alba recently told USA Today that she normally shies away from Latina roles, [like housekeeper, stripper, stripper housekeeper, vampire stripper housekeeper, teenage mom, teenage mom stripper housekeeper- Ed.] but she took the role of the sharp tongued, gritty INS agent in film Machete because the character was “an intelligent, fierce, independent woman”. Butter my tacos, Joo Ess Aye Today.
“For me, I never wanted to reinforce any stereotypes about Latin women, and that was why I’ve shied away from Latin characters I’ve been offered. Most of them reinforced the stigmas. The women whom I grew up with are intelligent, strong women, and unless I read a woman being portrayed that way in a film, I didn’t want to play it.” (via)
I think its great that Yessica is standing up for her principles like that and not reinforcing stereotypes. I was just talking to Consuela, my teen housekeeper about this the other day. She totally nodded while we were talking. I think I’ll buy her daughter that pinata she’s been asking for.
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- Who wants tacos?
Sofia Vergara For The Win
Sep 1st
Horizontal stripes are not slimming on those babies.
Sofia Vergara has been getting a lot of press these days because of the Emmy win for Modern Family and because of her gigantic Columbian boobies. This is Sofia out and about in LA proving that she can look sexy in that dress that your girlfriend wears and thinks is hot because it’s so thin and sheer, but her ass looks huge and you just want to stay in the car and listen to NPR a little longer and scrunch way down when she goes into 7-11 to get Pringles and Tampax. Go Emmys!
Here’s more Sofia Vergara and her Sabado Gigantes:
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- Horizontal stripes are not slimming on those babies.
Leonor Watling is nude, y’all
Aug 30th
Leonor Watling is nude over in the NFSW section. I don’t know why I split these up anymore. There are tits errywhurr on this site. Anyway, she’s Spanish and has great tits. Like your mom, if she were Spanish. And had great tits.
Did I miss the Emmys?
Aug 30th
I said, God Damn.
Aw shit the Emmys were last night? Damn, and I was so busy just living my life and not giving a shit. If you’re looking for Emmy coverage like ‘who was the breakout comedy winner’, and ‘who got robbed of the best actor award’, then you should look elsewhere. If you like to look at basketball sized boobies and rub your pants against the arm of the couch, then this is the place for you. Oh. Em. Gee. Christina Hendricks. I would dive in there and just swim for days. When’s this girl gonna pick up a drug habit and start doing nudity?
