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Here is Kate Gosselin sporting her new haircut that she needs for Dancing With The Stars. She looks good but I would rather see her leaving a gym after working on her cellulite. I still wanna do her, more for the novelty and I can tell my friends that I fucked Kate Gosselin.

I hear that the contestants on Dancing With The Stars both famous and not famous have a lot of injuries on the show and I am hoping Kate doesn’t get carried away. Not because I do not want to see her hurt herself but because I would like to see her fall on her ass on television. Yes. That would make me a happy man.

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Corey Haim was struggling with drugs before he died and he may have finally sobered up long enough to take care of his sick mother just before his death, but he had something else too. A 24 karat piece of ass named Daisy De La Hoya. She is smokin’. I am actually a little jealous. Understandably.

She may not have been the greatest influence on Haim as you can see here she was photographed with a bottle of Jack,bullet shells and a few lines of blow cut out on a mirror in between her legs. Yes this is the type of chick I would like to get inside of but it isn’t the type of girl to nourish a former drug addict like Haim. Congrats anyway Haim. I am sure there are hotter chicks in heaven though.

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Lindsay Lohan apparently manages to watch tv when she isn’t out in public making an ass out of herself and she saw the latest Etrade ad that ran for the first time during the Superbowl. In the commercial a baby is referred to as a “milkaholic” and the baby’s name happens to be Lindsay.

Apparently LiLo wants the world to know she wouldn’t drink that vile liquid referred to as milk and that she is strictly a booze hound. Therefore, she is suing Etrade for $100 million. Fuckin’ ridiculous. She will lose but she will also probably get a handsome out of court settlement that will pay her bar tabs for the next few months. Victory: Lindsay!

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Corey Haim was found dead this morning from an apparent drug overdose. Not sure which drug yet but I am sure the police department out there in California will leak that shit to the press pretty soon cause that is how they make like 70% of their money. By leaking shit to the press.

This is definitely pretty sucky. I liked Corey Haim a lot and I grew up with two teenage sisters in the 80’s so I saw all of his movies like a million times. Some people think Haim and his long time friend Corey Feldman weren’t friends when Haim passed but they were spotted by TMZ cams talking to the paparazzi about two weeks ago. That is a good thing. RIP Corey Haim.

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Sandra Bullock won for Best Actress In A Leading Role at The Oscars last night and I think she was well deserving. I haven’t seen The Blind Side yet but I remember seeing the trailer forever ago and thought it would be a good movie. She was thrilled to win the award but said that she wanted to “nap”.

When Sandra Bullock says “nap” she really means sneak away with me to a little cottage in Cabo and have wild sex for a week or so. I know the press didn’t pick up on it but me and her know what the “nap” code means. And that is all that is really important. I was thinking of a couple of kinky things I could do with the Oscars trophy but my last girlfriend ditched me for a guy named Oscar so those thoughts immediately left my head.

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