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It seems that since Paula Abdul left American Idolher life has consistently gone downhill. She dressed up as Ellen and danced around some stage to make fun of her and pretty much everyone didn’t think that was funny but then ABC wanted to start a show called Star Search which was a show in like the 70’s and she will not be judging that either.

Why does Paula keep playing the “judge” card? Does she think her opinion matters that much? Just a funny side note: there looks to be some mysterious white substance on Paula’s dress in the pic above. It could be that she spilled a little bit of blow on herself when she desperately took a few snorts before getting on the red carpet or it is some dude’s spunk that she blew to get considered for Star Search.

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Weekend links that are feeling abandoned

Snooki is a killer- IDLYITW

Octomom might be homeless soon- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Robert Pattinson is trashed- Allie Is Wired

Britney Spears is back to looking like white trash- Drunken Stepfather

Elmo is a pervert- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Julia Roberts found work- Geno’s World

Tiger Woods is a dirty slut- yeeeah

Michelle Bombshell is topless- notorious news

STOP THE PRESSES!: Whitney Houston not stoned on crack- popbytes

LiLo didn’t talk to her dad in the hospital after his heart attack- Amy Grindhouse

Filming The Hills is better than watching The Hills- IBBB

I can see Jessica Alba’s shirt- Celeb Jihad

Some dude named Rob Fusari is suing Lady GaGa for $30 million because he said that he wrote her hit songs and even gave her her now famous name Lady GaGa. Personally I could give a fuck less who created her as long as she continues to dress in weird shit and write really good songs.

This is common in the music biz. Once someone makes it big, someone from their past claims they were the mastermind behind everything. But he isn’t. Even if he did create her, she is the one that has to wear all that crazy bizarre shit to all these red carpet events so the judge should rule in GaGa’s favor on that fact alone.

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Jesse James is a hardass from a show on Discovery channel called Monster Garage.He is big into cars,motorcycles and tattoos which makes you wonder why the fuck he would marry a goody goody like Sandra Bullock. Well, it makes sense really, you take her money and bang hotties behind her back.

This is a perfect formula but it has backfired in Jesse James’ face. He was caught cheating with a heavily tattooed and very atractive model named Michelle “Bombshell” McGhee. She looks like a LOT more fun to hang out with than Sandra Bullock would ever be. Since this news has leaked, Sandra cancelled a London premiere of her movie and Jesse’s camp refuses to return phone calls.

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It seems that Michael Lohan has been too busy submitting wire tapped phone calls between him and his ex-wife to Radar online and publicly bitching about his daughter’s prescription drug addiction to find some time to lift a couple weights or get any kind of excersize. He is out of shape and because of that he had a heart attack yesterday.

What grabbed my attention from the story is that TMZ heard this from Michael’s girlfriend Kate Major which is Jon Gosselin’s sloppy seconds. Gross. Anyway, I hope this guy gets well cause since LiLo is such an emo mess she would probably start cutting herself of kill herself all together if her father dies. Hang in the Mike. Radar needs you.

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Some people, ok old people, may remember a little show that used to be on tv called The Wonder Years.I wasn’t a big fan of the show but I always made sure I tuned in when a new episode came on because I wanted to see the hottie on the show Danica McKellar whose character name was Winnie.

I am not some sort of pervert because I am roughly the same age as her and if you are in her age range and you didn’t have a crush on her back in those days then you would grow up to be a homosexual. It is science. Anyway, this broad is pregnant which will ruin her body and forever taint her in the world of Hollywood.

Let’s face it, you are about 1,000 times for uninteresting in the tabloids if you have a little knee high ankle biter shitting all over itself in your arms. Here is a photo she had taken of her in Stuff magazine a while back which I bought a copy of cause it is fucking Danica McKellar in lingerie. She said in that mag she is glad that her boyfriend at the time, now her husband is an ass man which is good cause she is not really stacked. Fine by me. I can be an ass man too. Just spend the night with me and I will prove it to you.

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