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Daniel Radcliffe, star of the Harry Potter series has been busted smoking pot over in the U.K. I doubt he will turn into one of those trainwreck celebrities and will probably never be anywhere close to Amy Winehouse but I find it hysterical that a guy who is the idol of practically every little kid across the globe is a doper who likes catching a buzz just like every other 20 something year old.

He was at a party the other day and was so wasted that he let some chick draw on him in permanent marker, making an elaborate mustache on his face. When I was that age I wasn’t smoking U.K.’s finest at a party with millions of dollars in the bank. I was smoking Missouri’s worst at my parents with $20 in my pocket on a good day. To sum things up, Daniel Radcliffe= awesome, me = fail.

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Links that smoke like there’s no tomorrow

Michael Lohan is a criminal mastermind- IDLYITW

This what Taylor Lautner looked like before he was having sex with Taylor Swift- Geno’s World

Adam Lambert secures his spot over and over as gayest man in America- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Leighton Meester is in lingerie- Drunken Stepfather

Cindy Crawford is the victim of an extersion plot. I blame her mole- yeeeah

Ashlee Simpson is in lingerie- notorious news

Jennifer Aniston fails at sexy bikini pics- IDLYITW

Tricia Helfer is naked again- Fatback Media (NSFW)

Richard Heene, or as I call him Dick, has been arrested for attempt to influence a public servant Thursday and was released on bond. It is being reported that he will plead guilty to a misdemeanor but will fight it in court if it is upgraded to a felony. If convicted of a misdemeanor then he would spend 6 months is jail and be fined anywhere from $50 to $750 dollars.

If he is convicted of a felony then he could serve 2-6 years in prison and be fined with anywhere between a $2,000-$500,000 fine. He doesn’t have any money as he was a fuck-up that wants to be on reality tv like he deserves to be in the public spotlight. Well he is making headlines now so it is a dream come true. Only in this case it isn’t 15 minutes of fame it is 2-6 years of fame. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the world’s newest d-lister.

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Earlier this year there were reports that Celine Dion was expecting a second child. Now reports are coming out of her camp that she was never expecting and that is was a false report. Or a misdiagnosis as they are calling it. I never heard the news about being pregnant called a diagnosis before.

Anyway, she basically had a miscarriage and is to ashamed to use those words. You know Canadians, they are so proper. I think she basically doesn’t want people around the world to feel sorry for her because she is just to big to do that. She is Celine Dion! Canadian superhero! She can end world hunger and bring peace in the middle east by hitting one high vocal note. No one can fuck with her. Or maybe she is just some old lady whose eggs have dried up. Take your pick.

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Links that are meek and little

Britney Spears looking saggy and sideways- IDLYITW

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Shakira got dreadlocks- Holy Moly

Silk suits are for pansies- popbytes

Angelina Jolie is adopting without Brad Pitt- Amy Grindhouse

The Hills recap- IBBB

Fergie sucks at making sex tapes- notorious news

Tony Soprano will break your face- IDLYITW

Christian Serratos is nude for PETA- Fatback Media (NSFW)