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There have been rumors out there for a few weeks now that one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses may have taken nude photos of the golfer or possibly even made a sex tape. I would totally dig a sex tape because Tiger had some awesome girlfriends and I would love to see a sex tape co-starring them.

Now this chick Jamie Jungers is saying that she took nude photos of Tiger while he was drunk and passed out. Even if these photos surface I promise I will NOT post them here. I don’t see why any chick would want to see Tiger Woods naked. I mean does the guy have sex appeal or just cash appeal. I see how chicks would say, “I would bang him” cause he has like 18 billion dollars but I don’t think anyone would touch him with a borrowed stick if he didn’t have such an impressive bank account. Oh yea, unless a sex tape surfaces or Tiger Woods kills himself, this will more than likely be the last Tiger Woods post you will see on this site.

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Links that get nude photos taken of them while sober

Zoe saldana is attractive- IDLYITW

Julie Benz is hot as fuck and needs to get a new show QUICK- Geno’s World

Julianne Moore is naked- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Ali Larter has a tight little ass- Drunken Stepfather

CoCo puts Kim Kardashian to shame- yeeeah

mandy Moore is in shape- notorious news

Stephanie Pratt is in Maxim- IDLYITW

Tara Reid is in Playboy- Fatback Media (NSFW)

It is official. Jon and Kate Gosselin are officially divorced. Kate is a fucktard so she will probably keep the name Gosselin so she shares the same last name with her kids but it would be a pretty cool move if she changed her name back to her original legal name. Now Jon can pull all kinds of tail left and right and not have to worry about that pesky wedding band.

Let’s face it, their life is going down the shitter and it is going down fast. I could even care less about Jon and Kate Gosselin and I was like their #1 fan because I watched their show long before they were a big tabloids story. Now that the show is cancelled I could give a flying fuck less if they fall off the face of the earth. Love ya Jon and Kate, but your time in the sun is over.

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Holly Sampson is Tiger Woods mistress number 34897324. She is going to star in a porn spoof that will detail the night she had a one night stand with Woods. Unlike most of his other mistresses, this affair happened long before he was wed. I am a sucker for porn spoofs because the actors and actresses pretend to be funny and it actually makes the movie worse.

Oh yea, and she is pitching the idea to Vivid so if it does come out there will be mad publicity surrounding it and if Tiger doesn’t man up by then (and he won’t) then this will be even more funny because we know Tiger will be suffering as millions watch.

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Links that know how to man up

The director’s cut of Britney Spears’ Three sucks as much as the original- IDLYITW

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Madonna likes Dolce and Gabanna- Holy Moly

Tiger woods and Jessica Simpson?- popbytes

The Olsen twins are still creepy as fuck- IBBB

Jennifer Lopez found a job- Amy Grindhouse

vanessa Hudgens is 21- notorious news

Toby Keith is a racist.Allegedly.- IDLYITW

Bethenny Frankel nude for PETA- Fatback Media (NSFW)

Jon Gosselin has been ordered by court to not do anymore tv appearances because it is breach of contract from which he is still under with TLC. The show is cancelled now so I do not see why he can not practiced his freedom of speech like any other man with a pair of testicles. This dipshit is letting the court take him for a ride. I say double the tv appearances.

Also, he is totally broke. He was living the high life getting paid to do tv appearances and he blew all that money on cigarettes and Ed Hardy shirts. All the family’s finances are under Kate’s control so she is basically raising 8 kids all by herself. She said it herself that she wanted to be a movie star so where the fuck is the movie poster that says “STARRING KATE GOSSELIN” at the top? The closest she will get to the tv cameras again is when she goes on The View and begs Hollywood to accept her as one of their own. But with a pussy as ate up as hers is after 8 kids, there simply is no spot in La La Land.

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Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of late singer Kurt Cobain has decided to move out of Courtney Love’s house and into the house of her grandmother Wendy O’Connor. When Courtney was reached for comment she hissed at the reporter and flicked her tongue between her middle and index finger.

I personally can not wait for Frances to turn 18 cause I would be all over that shit. Not sure what Courtney is going to do with herself since she doesn’t have a kid anymore. I guess she will go back to drugs or write another low selling album. Can’t really tell what is going on with her. She is pretty unpredictable.

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Links that are headstrong

Marissa Miller is in lingerie- IDLYITW

Kate Hudson plays beer pong with Jimmy Fallon- Geno’s World

There is an old ladies convention in town- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Ashley Tisdale is anything but ugly- Drunken Stepfather

Rihanna can get as naked as she wants to, she will never be hot- yeeeah

Dexter is popular- notorious news

Olivia Munn in Maxim part 2- IDLYITW

Destiny Moody is Playboy’s Cybergirl of the week- Fatback Media (NSFW)