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It seems that even after death, people can make tons of bank. The people in charge of Michael Jackson’s estate, John Branca and John McClain, inked a deal with Sony to publish over three albums worth of songs previously unreleased by Jackson. How much is the deal for? A cool $250 million.

Basically this ensures that MJ’s kids will not be going broke any time soon. Unlike the sales of his recent cds before he died, these sales will be significantly better because after his death the United States, and other countries too I am guessing, went Jackson crazy. I won’t be buying any of this shit but if there is something worth listening to, I might link it.

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Good news is coming out of Hollywood today. Well, England really. Kate Winslet split with her husband of seven years Sam Mendes and now she is free to fuck whoever she wants in the world. She has some kids with him and they both agreed that they will raise the kids and neither of them are abandoning them so I guess that is a good thing.

I would love to hit on Kate at a club sometime that is if she wasn’t too old to get into a night club. She kinda has saggy tits though so I am not 100% sure that I would approach her if I saw her. Her titties went from amazing little balls of yumminess in Titanic to…bags in The Reader. Don’t get me wrong, I would still hit it, just not with the same enthusiasm I would if it were say Jessica Alba. Just sayin’.

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John Edwards has become a pariah in the world of United States politics because he cheated on his wife when she had cancer and not only fucked his mistress but got her pregnant. Oh yea and he denied that the child was his until just a few months ago. Her name is Rielle Hunter and she is a 24 karat piece of ass.

I can totally understand why Edwards wanted to cheat, I mean look at his wife. I feel sorry for her for having cancer and all but she is pretty ugly. Now Rielle Hunter, she doesn’t have an ugly bone in her body. She sat down to do an interview with GQ magazine saying that Edwards will always love her blah blah blah. She is one of those clingy chicks. She is the type of chick who tries to hold your attention in a bar full of hotties when all you wanna do is get closer to that red head to slip a roffie in her drink.

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Some people think that if you are an actor, even a washed up actor, that you could do a couple of movies a year and still make millions of dollars like you did in your hey day and be able to make ends meet for a few months in between movies. That couldn’t be farther from the truth and that is being proven by Corey Haim.

When Haim died he didn’t have any money and now the city of Toronto is going to pay for his funeral. On a side note, Corey Feldman said he will not be attneding the funeral because the family wants it to be a small private affair. Sucks that this guy didn’t have any moolah when he died but that is the way it goes sometimes.

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Last night the video for Lady GaGa and Beyonce’s new music video Telephone was leaked onto the internet and as soon as it was up, it was down. But I did manage to grab the first few seconds when Lady GaGa was thrown naked into a cell and the camera blurred out her vagina.

OK so she is not a guy. In fact she is kinda hot. But I doubt the hermaphrodite jokes will end cause they are just too funny. Dunno when the pussy record execs will finally allow this vid onto YouTube, but I don’t think it is gonna be anytime soon cause they want to play it on VH1 or some shit. Can’t be MTV cause MTV stopped playing music videos.

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Weekend links that don’t have a penis

Christina Ricci is schnockered- IDLYITW

Billy Corgan doesn’t like John Mayer- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Chris Brown’s career is dead- Allie Is Wired

Rose McGowan shows us a little cleavage- Drunken Stepfather

Kim Kardashian has the best butt in the world- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

The Runaways look like an emo movie delux- Geno’s World

Jennifer Aniston clings to anything with a penis- yeeeah

Katie Holmes is having a baby against her will- popbytes

Megan Fox outtakes leaked- Holy Moly

Have you seen the new Eclipse trailer? If not, you are alone- Amy Grindhouse

Heidi Montag’s psychic/manager may be a new cast member on The Hills- IBBB

Emma watson is anti-upskirt- Celeb Jihad

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Christina Ricci

Rose McGowan

Jennifer Aniston

Katie Holmes