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Brangelina Aren’t Splitting. Damn!

Brangelina Aren't Splitting

The National Enquirer ran a story yesterday saying that Brangelina are planning a split. Just about every blog on the internet posted the story but warned to take it with a grain of salt because of the source. I didn’t do a story on it which is surprising because I hate Brangelina more than just about anyone and I would love to see them split.

Anyway, their reps, because Brangelina are too good to stoop to the level of the mass media and actually deny a split themselves, is saying that the two are happy and will not separate. All the rep could blather was the words “not true”. I understand that he was busy getting a latte for Angelina and didn’t have the time to state a full sentence to the media in fears of Angelina throwing a cell phone at him if the coffee was cold.

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By Tom O

Brad Pitt Is Stressed Out

Brad Pitt Is Stressed Out

More news oozing from the Jolie-Pitt camp today. Kind of like how it oozes everyday. But this time it graced the cover of OK! magazine. Apparently Brad Pitt is sick and tired of staying at home and watching the kids while his girlfriend goes out and makes films and does humanitarian work. It is hard to say girlfriend after all this time because you would think they would have gotten married by now. But no.

According to OK! Brad is putting his foot down and demanding that they get married or the relationship is off. Also he told Angelina that he wants to be married before he has anymore kids. I am sure once they tie the knot Brad will become complacent and then after some time goes by, drops out of her life like a stone in a pond. According to the source the couple are on such hard rocks that they don’t even have sex anymore. You mean they had sex? I didn’t know that. I just figured they were adopting babies left and right because Brad was impotent or in the closet. I learn something new everyday.

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Links that prefer friendship over lust

Madonna is charitable- IDLYITW

Cutepocalypse- yeeeah

Bai Ling has talent nipples- Celeb News Wire

Lauren Conrad wants to be like Jennifer Aniston- I Don’t Want Your Life

Playmates go golfing- Attu World

The next girl Katy Perry will kiss is Rihanna- Allie Is Wired

Britney Spears dresses appropriately- IDLYITW

Jessica Simpson works at a computer store… APRIL FOOLS! Seriously, give it time though- Geno’s World

Tori Spelling is skinnier- popbytes

Violet Affleck loves ice cream- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Halle Berry dances on Ellen- Drunken Stepfather

Russell Brand gets serious- Holy Moly

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Miley Cyrus is growing up fast- notorious news


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By Tom O

Look Out NY, Here Comes Angelina Jolie

Jolie-Pitt Clan Plan A Move To New York

Angelina Jolie or the better half of Brangelina as most people know them spent about a half hour checking out a NYC apartment. Of course this isn’t just someapartment, it is in the upper Washington Heights rank. Leave to Brangelina to act so compassionate to the rest of the world and wanting to rebuild homes in New Orleans and save starving children in other countries and then turn around and get an apartment in a gated community where you can not even cross the toll bridge without $500,000 for the booth.

Some people would say I have a love/hate relationship with Brangelina. I am leaning towards the latter. Here are some pictures with her hauling her snot nosed, ankle biting, shit machines around NYC. I can’t even identify the kids anymore. Hell I can’t even tell which are hers and which ones she adopted. It looks to me that the one on the right is Shiloh? And the one on the left is Zahara? Or Zuma? Or Zwahili? I could care less. I hope they lose the apartment because there is a no children policy. The reason she is in NYC is because she is filming a new movie. It won’t be another Changeling. This will fail. Along with most of her other movies. My suggestion for a movie? Gia 2. This time with more bush.



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