Archive for June, 2010
Ochin Priatna, Anna Chapman
Jun 29th
The Cold War is back on baby! So brush up on your tradecraft because the Russians have deep cover agents all up in your operational area. And this chick is hotter than a flash paper One-Time-Pad. This is “Anna Chapman”, with Giant Russian Bear sized quotation marks all around that shit, tovarisch. As you can see, Anna is premium bred honey-pot right from the bread basket of the former CCCP. It’s nice to see they haven’t lost their chops. Anna , along with 10 other alleged deep cover Russian spies were arrested this week on charges of espionage and money laundering. Anna was apparently a successful real estate agent as well. But in this market, who can blame her for making dead drops and brush passes with the FSB? Here’s what SFGate via NY Daily News reports:
FBI agents found the Verizon phone contract and Motorola charger along with packaging for calling cards that can be used for international calls in a trash can after Chapman was arrested, according to the complaint.
The court document also details Chapman’s interactions with an undercover FBI agent who fed her instructions for preparing a fake passport to transfer to another female spy.
She was instructed to hold a magazine a certain way to signal the other spy to initiate contact.
Chapman is quoted in the complaint repeating back the following instructions: “Okay, tomorrow at 11, I am going to be sitting at one of the benches, she is going to ask me if she saw me in California. I am going to say no, it was in the Hamptons. I will take the documents, tell her to sign. I will hold the journal, this is how she will recognize me.”
She was arrested before the mission was carried out. Chapman appeared in Manhattan federal court on June 28, 2010 with four other alleged spies.
Ok first off, that’s like cub scout trade craft, even if we’re using “Moscow Rules”. There haves to be at least 2 signals for the contact and at least two fall back points in case you get a no-go signal. Also, I prefer to be used for sex multiple time before I’m burned as an asset, Just saying. Call me (Russian) ladies! UPDATE: If you want to see Anna Chapman Nude then pazhalsta click here comrade.
Megan Fox Got Married
Jun 29th
So my dream of landing Hollywood’s last unruined unmarried hottie is now over. BriAusGree and MeFo were married in Hawai’i last week and blah blah blah. Let the Pulitzer candidates at Star tell you what happened.
“They had a fairly large wedding, but there were clearly more security people than guests!†the insider tells Star. “They had so many security people that they had to call in local security because the hotel security alone wouldn’t do. It was very hush hush. Everyone was sworn to secrecy.â€
The location of the wedding — which took place Thursday or Friday — was the Four Seasons Hualalai at Historic Ka’upulehu on the big island of Hawaii. The hotel has many amenities like a golf course and a spa. The hotel is known for throwing big, A-list weddings.
If you made it through that. Wait! There’s mo’…
Just days earlier Megan had lost her two-carat diamond engagement ring from Excalibur jewelry store in Beverly Hills in the Hawaiian sand after Brian re-proposed. After much searching the ring was not found.
And by much searching they mean Brian Austin Green crawling around in tears while Megan huffed. “All this sun is making me tired… *makes pouty face, blows Tiki bartender*
Jennifer Capriati Hospitalized
Jun 28th
Remember little teen hottie Jennifer Capriati, the ripped tennis player who kicked ass back when Ace of Base was topping the charts? Ok, Ace of Base never really topped the charts, but ‘I Saw the Signs’ was my jam. Right? Right? Anyhowitzer, TMZ reports that there’s one thing that Jenifer Capriati loves more than tennis and that’s lots of drugs.
[The] former teen tennis star Jennifer Capriati was rushed to the hospital early this morning after paramedics responded to a call for a possible overdose. (source)
I’m not sure what kind of drugs she OD’d on but judging from her guns, I’d say that she’s into stuff with a A-D sterane core. Also, “all that she wants…is another ba-by…”. GRRRR, JENNIFER HUNGRY.
Celebrity Rehab Postponed
Jun 1st
There is a show out there that is on VH1 or MTV or some shit and it is called Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew and they are postponing the show’s start date this season because they do not have enough celebrities who are fucked up enough to be on the  show on their roster.
I am actually thinking about watching the show because Tila Tequila will be on there and I love that gutterslut. As I have said multiple times before, she blocked me on Twitter which is an awesome place to see attention whores whore it up old school style. I will look into the show and actually watch when it starts and will report on here when some celeb snaps and runs naked through the parking lot. I hope that celeb is Tila Tequila.
