Posts tagged Sandra Bullock
WTF!?
Apr 28th
Sandra Bullock is all over the tabloids these days and rightfully so. She isn’t some random hotty who is famous for being famous. She actually worked for her fame. Hell, the bitch won an Oscar so when people say her acting is sub-par (and usually it is) she will always have that Oscar to prove she is worthy.
But this time it isn’t her acting skills or her dubious husband that is grabbing her headlines. She just adopted a baby boy from New Orleans named Louis. She actually got custody of the kid in January but made Jesse and his kids swear to secrecy until she was ready to tell the public. I think this is awesome and VERY unexpected. Bitch has gotta be on top of the world.
Sandra Bullock Is Supermom
Apr 9th
Sandra Bullock, for some odd reason, is in custody of Jesse James’ kids. If this guy were still in rehab then I would understand but I am not sure why Sandra feels the need to take care of the little ones when it is Jesse James that spawned them. In the meantime another mistress has came out and said that Jesse James said he loved her.
Also, Jesse James’ little reality show, whatever the fuck it is called, got cancelled since Jesse is such an immoral person. Basically, Jesse hit rock bottom and he isn’t gonna crawl out of the gutter anytime soon. Of course, if he really wants to rehabilitate his image, he can gain about 50 lbs. and then go on Celebrity Fit Club.That is how most douchebags turn shit around.
Jesse James Won’t Get Anything
Apr 5th
According to sources who have seen Sandra Bullocks prenuptual agreement, Sandra doesn’t have to pay Jesse a dime during the divorce because there was a clause in it saying that he gets nothing if they divorce due to infidelity. This is shit coming from RadarOnline so the source is about as credible as Michael Lohan, but it’s out there.
Also, James left the rehab center he was staying at to be treated for sexual adddiction in Tucson, Arizona because it is now clear that Sandra will not take him back. The best payback sandra could get is to leave his ass in the gutter and then get a giant backpiece tattoo making him jealous as fuck. Yes, that is a good strategy.
Sandra Bullock Is About To Be Back On The Market
Mar 23rd
According to multiple sources, Sandra Bullock is hiring a divorce lawyer as is Jesse James. I would usually root for Jesse in this situation because he would be taking on the role as gold digger in this case but since he has no problem boning a white supremacist, I hope his dick falls off.
Good news is, Sandra Bullock is about to be back on the market. I doubt I will hit on her though cause she doesn’t really go to clubs or have any type of fun by any measure. She will probably go out on the town and have to wait behind the velvet ropes like that chick in Knocked Up did cause she is “old as fuck”.
