Archive for November, 2008
Aubrey O’Day To Pose Nude In Playboy
Nov 28th
First Dita Von Teese. Then Carol Alt. And now Aubrey O’Day. Playboy cover girls are getting better and better by the day. In case you don’t know who Aubrey O’Day is, she is a chick from Making The Band 4 on MTV. She was in a band called Danity Kane and was kicked out of the band by P.Diddy. Of course this band won’t be remembered for jack in the near future butwe will remember Aubrey O’Day. We will remember a lot of Aubrey O’Day.
When TMZ tried to contact the reps for Aubrey they had no comment and when TMZ tried to contact Playboy they said they can neither confirm nor deny that Aubrey is shedding her clothes for the men’s magazine. Oddly though, what wasleaked was the photographer Markus Klinko. See this is the job I need. Photographing beautiful girls buck naked. I mean I still do that anyway but sometimes I fall out of the tree or they have their blinds closed. I guess that means that me and Markus Klinko have something in common. Wanna hang out sometime? Grab a beer? Markus?
Black Friday links
Robert Pattinson has bad hygiene- Allie Is Wired
Jodie Marsh is hot no matter who she is stading next to- Drunken Stepfather
Britney Spears is imitating Madonna- d-listed
Rosie O’Donnell is not funny- notorious news
Leelee Sobieski is still hot- The Bastardly
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
George Bush is an international terrorist- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Diddy wants to be the next James Bond. I doubt it. – Geno’s World
Claudia Schiffer isn’t hot anymore- I Don’t Want Your Life
TomKat Spend Thanksgiving With The Beckhams
Nov 28th
Most people on Thanksgiving stay indoors with family and stuff themselves with turkey. This Thanksgiving TomKat did nothing of the sort. Instead they went out to the Big Apple Circus in NYC with the Beckhams. Afterwards they took a tour of central park, like they have never been there before, and took a horse and carriage ride through the property.
It must be nice to be as rich as TomKat and the Beckhams. While I was inside eating Wal-Mart turkey and smoking cigarettes they were taking a fucking horse carriage ride in NYC. This isn’t the time of year for envy though. Instead I will feel sorry for Jada Pikett Smith. Some people think she is a talented actress, but all I see in a post op transexual. Seriously, I bet Samantha Ronson hit on her until Will Smith walked over and shoved his tongue down her throat complete with adam’s apple. OK I am gonna go throw up now.
Y It’s Ashlee Simpson
Nov 27th
Some people take shit too seriously. Especially the people at OK! Magazine. On the cover of their new issue they had a picture of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. However they spelled Ashlee with a Y. So Ashley Simpson instead of Ashlee Simpson. Now a misprint on the cover of a magazine is somewhat of a big deal but now they are saying that someone is going to be fired over it.
If I am not mistaken, most magazines are run by an editor-in-chief. Therefore, anything that is printed and is misprinted or misrepresented goes back to the editor-in-chief. They have to give the final approval of the magazine or newspaper or whatever the case may be. So if anyone should be fired it should be Susan Toepfer. So fuck you Susan. I hope it is your head that rolls. Now if you will excuse me, I am going to go eat some turkey and oggle over Ashlee Simpson post pregnancy pics.
Thanksgiving links
Happy Thanksgivingmas! – IBBB
Madonna and A-Rod are cheaters- Allie Is Wired
Annylynne McCord is a lesbian- Drunken Stepfather
Happy Thanksgiving from the WWE divas- The Bastardly
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Pink makes out with herself. That’s hot- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Happy Thanksgiving Bitches! – notorious news
Happy Thanksgiving, sluts! – d-listed
The president pardons another turkey- Geno’s World
Britney Is Starving Herself To Look Sexy
Nov 27th
Britney Spears is a fat pig and everyone knows it. I admit she looks killer on the cover of Rolling Stone but we all know that most of that shit is photo shopped. She is going to be on X Factor which is a hit show in Britain or Germany or some shit like that. For the show she is skipping meals and working out like a horse to lose weight for the big appearance. Former Britney Spears bodyguards are saying that she actually makes herself puke after meals to keep her weight down.
A source close to Britney said, ” She goes to bed hungry and is dieting so hard she’s suffering from insomnia, anxiety, flushes and shakes.” Let’s face it, she would probably be suffering from those things if she wasn’t on a diet. Now she just has a legitimate excuse to be suffering from those symptoms. And what is flushes? Does that mean she poops a lot? Because I think Britney does that anyway. She poops a lot and it smells reeeal bad.
