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Um. I am not touching this one. Full story here.

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Um. This looks like one of those pictures that will have Dateline knocking on your door at 2 O’clock in the afternoon. I’m not saying it’s sexually suggestive, though. I mean what’s suggestive about a pubescent teen in a wife-beater, with her legs spread open with white stuff on her face? NOTHING! Jesus loves me. Jesus loves me. Jesus loves me.

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I don’t see what the big deal is. So she took some half nude, sexually suggestive photos for a national magazine. She’s an entertainer - and in three or four years she’ll be wearing fishnet shirts with nipple piercings just like God and Disney intended. I believe the children are our future…

UPDATE: Looks like dad is pissed. Even though he was SITTING RIGHT THERE. (NY POST)

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MySpace pose!

I’m pretty sure this is legal because Miley Cyrus is only showing bra and you can see that shit on Nickleodeon any day of the week these days. They might as well call it Pedophile-odeon because they’re not if you’re into hot teen action, that’s the place for it. First Jamie Lynn Spears gets knocked up by a producer and now Miley Cyrus is showing the goods on a web cam. When you dance with the devil, the devil don’t change. What happened to Dangermouse, man?

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Top links from yesterday. Eat it.

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