Archive for February, 2010
Nadya Suleman Thinks She Is Paris Hilton
Feb 26th
Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom, was seen partying at a NYC night club last night until 2 A.M. bitch has 14 kids at home and she still finds a way to sneek out and have a good time. This reminds me of the scene in Knocked Up where the door man tells the girls at the door that they can’t have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around.
I wish that same door man had been at the club last night. Not that Octomom is pregnant, but she is definitely old. And she definitely has no business being at a night club because if she drank just a few beers then she would have the gov’t. up her ass saying that she has an alcohol problem and that she should not be attending night clubs in the first place. Honestly though, if I saw her there I would hit on her.
Not so much cause she lost all her baby weight and has a good body now but because banging Nadya Suleman would kind of be a badge of honor. Also I am curious to see what a vagina looks like after queefing out 14 kids. I mean it has to be the worst in the world right? One would think.
Weekend links that have a curfew
Gwen Stefani is the MILF of the day- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Four people left American Idol last night- Daily Stab
Levi Johnston has to pay child support now- Geno’s World
Britney Spears is back to her old ugly self- IDLYITW
Lady GaGa ain’t got nothing on Courtney Love- popbytes
Wanna see the world’s most beautiful woman? Click here!- Celeb Jihad
Tiger Woods is addicted to drugs now too- yeeeah
Reese Witherspoon is in some tight pants- Drunken Stepfather
PETA has some awesome billboards- Amy Grindhouse
Selma Blair is still alive- IBBB
Chikeze got busted- notorious news
Simon Cowell Is Engaged
Feb 26th
Simon Cowell must be bored with landing all kinds of tail and flashing around his millions of dollars because he has just made the decision to settle down. With who? A hotty named Mezhgan Hussainy. That is probably one of the weirdest names I have ever heard and will fit in nicely with Hollywood.
I gotta say, if I were a chick dating Simon Cowell, I would be nervous as fuck. One minute you are performing a sex act and then the next minute he is criticizing you to tears about how bad your performance was. This is not a situation I would want to be in if I were a girl. Anyway, congrats. I hope he has fun pounding the same badge for decades to come.
Matthew Fox’s Stripper Is Spilling The Beans
Feb 25th
I have to hand it to Matthew Fox. If you are going to cheat on your wife, make sure you do it with one of the hottest chicks you can find. And he did just that. He went to a strip club and found Stefani Talbott. Now he is probably wishing he didn’t find her as she can not keep a secret and is telling the world and In Touch weekly about their affair.
Yea this will probably break up their marriage, but seriously, who gives a shit? He is Matthew Fox! Super big star of Lost. And he can find new work pretty soon anyway cause this is the final season of the show. His little playmate said of the affair, “He didn’t tell me to keep it a secret or anything. He didn’t even use protection. He didn’t seem concerned at all.” That is my type of guy. Cheat and let being caught be damned.
He is a man and men have penis’ and are required to use them once in a while. If your wife at home isn’t doing it for you anymore, go out and find the prettiest stripper (hooker really) and tap that all night long. I don’t really see a party foul. Good job Matthew. Who needs a wife and family anyway? That is for Quakers right? Who is with me? I am so alone.
I Wanna See The Rozlyn Papa Sex Tape
Feb 25th
There is a new celebrity sex tape being shopped around L.A. today. OK so it is not a “celebrity celebrity” but she is still in the public eye and is pretty damn hot. Her name is Rozlyn Papa and is a contestant on The Bachelor. I never watch The Bachelor so I had no idea who she was until this sex tape was leaked.
Multiple sources are confirming that it is indeed Rozlyn in the tape and she is performing some sort of sexual act in it. If this is just another Kim Kardashian 2.0 sex tape that shows 5 hours of her giving a blow job then I am really not into it. We will see when it hits the shelves if it is any good. Will I buy it? Fuck no! Why would I pay when I have the internet?
