Brooklyn Decker is Nude.
Mar 7th
Deposit into spankbank, complete.
Brooklyn Decker is naked and artsy. So wear a beret and smoke Gauloises after you wank into your sock. Abientot!
Sarah Shahi Seems Chilly
Mar 7th
Does anyone need any glass cut?
If you ever told me that you wanted me to try a Spanish-Iranian spot, I would normally say, No me gusta, Raoul. However, if we’re talking Sarah Shahi, then I’ll bring the Paella and the Shishleek, hombre. This is Persia-spic-tacular hottie Sarah Shahi nipple PEWPEW-ing your eyeballs for a photoshoot in New York Moves (lol-wut?) magazine. I bet she smells like cinnamon.
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- Does anyone need any glass cut?
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- Wonder what the Persian Rug looks like?
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- Harder than Chinese ‘Rithmatic.
OK, Miley Cyrus. I Give In.
Mar 3rd
Rekon these taste like bacon?
You win, Miley. I give up trying to keep Dateline off my front porch. With a rack like that and the can-do attitude we’ve been seeing, you’ve won the boners hearts and minds of the American people.
What’s that you say? She’s 18? Well that’s horse of a different color, or as I like to say,” ‘scuse me while I rub one out to them tit-tays”. In a totally respectful way, of course. Girl power!
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- Have a look at this side boob, muthafucka.
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- Rekon these taste like bacon?
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- Hey Y’all, wanna dive in here?
News Hotties: Evelyn Taft
Mar 3rd
And by warmer, I mean boner.
Evelyn Taft is our favorite SF Bay area news hottie. She grew up speaking Russian in the Bay Area, according to her bio, and I’d love to hear her whisper lubovnik in my ear while we lay naked on a bearskin rug in front of a crackling fire sipping honeyed vodka. But I digress…
Besides being a super smart smartie meteorologist, Evelyn has great assets as a newscaster. And by assets I mean, OMG huge titties! We’re missing her since she moved down to LA, although she is dressing a little more tawdry professional now that’s she’s down there. Here’s hoping she comes to work in a low slung tank top.
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- And by warmer, I mean boner.
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- Did you know that weather is OMG BOOBIES!
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- What’s better than great weather? Boobs.
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- Showing some leg for the LA glommers.
Here’s a video of Evelyn and her sweater pups.
