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Finally the will of Michael Jackson who died last Thursday was released to the public. Or it leaked to the public. Something happened but now we have the juicy details. He leaves his three children to his mother Katherine and leaves his dad absolutely nothing. The will itself apparently has a few years on it, possibly not updated since 2003, because it leaves his accountant as a co-executor, whatever the fuck that is, but he resigned in 2003.

He also said that if he dies and his mother is already dead to leave the kids with Diana Ross. Now that is a name I didn’t expect to see in the news anytime soon. No one knows yet how much Michael Jackson’s estate is worth if anything. I am sure after they fix up Neverland Ranch and if, IF, they bury him there, then it willbe a lot like Graceland and fetch millions of dollars a year.

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Anna Kournikova is hands down in the top 10 hottest chicks in America. Maybe even the world. But looks can only get you so far, and when you are in a crowded drunken bar, it doesn’t really matter what you look like. Attending Lavo in Las Vegas, Anna Kournikova was chillin’ with friends when a woman thought Anna was invading her space. Therefore, the woman did what anyone else would do who is feeling boxed in. She threw a drink at her.

This didn’t sit well with Anna so she got up and starting screaming at the patron. Rumor has it that Anna left the bar with multiple scratch marks on her neck after the cat fight that ensued. OK, I think I just creamed my jeans. Not only is she rich and hot, she gets into fights with people. She is a bad ass. A rebel. OK so maybe she isn’t a “rebel” but she stands up for herself which I like, and if I ever scored a date with Anna Kournikova and there was a good chance of her getting into a bitch fight with another chick, my heart would be pounding out of my chest the entire night. Team Anna!

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Links that can take care of themselves

I will see the new Megan Fox movie. Because she is Megan Fox- IDLYITW

The Invention of Lying looks like a killer movie- Geno’s World

Kim Kardashian is out and about- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Mariah Carey dresses like a dude. I don’t see much of a difference. – popbytes

Hey look! It’s MICHAEL JACKSON! Oh wait, he’s dead. – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

I can see Ciara’s nipples- Drunken Stepfather

Michael Jackson has no biological kids- IDLYITW

Simon Cowell is super rich- notorious news

Amy Winehouse isn’t allowed to take care of dogs- Holy Moly

Lady GaGa is fancy- yeeeah

More on LiLo’s birthday bash- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day – College Humor

Brooke Hogan is still whoring herself out for no apparent reason- Amy Grindhouse

Sex=kids and kids=misery- I Don’t Want Your Life

Michael Jackson fans are commiting suicide- Allie Is Wired

Sarah Jessica Parker’s are dried up more than a potato chip in the mojave desert, so a while back, 9 months back, they used a surrogate mother to birth her and Matthew Broderick’s twins. These are the first “official” photos of the babies since the birth. I don’t know if they sold the image to the tabloids or if it was leaked by a relative or friend.

The names of the babies are Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge Broderick. You can’t really tell by the names but they are both female. I don’t know why one has the Broderick after the name and the other doesn’t but since their parents are celebrities they are lucky their name isn’t Mowgli or whatever name celebrities dream up after welcoming babies into this world.

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