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Hayden Panettiere is one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood and is probably the hottest chick on tv. I don’t like the show Heroesbecause it is for science fiction geeks, but I still like seeing Hayden Panettiere at every chance I get. Hayden has been spending a lot of time in her bikini recently, which I am grateful for, but that also means she is showing off her tattoo.

The problem with that is, it is misspelled. The tattoo itself reads, “Vivere senza rimipianti” which is “to live without regrets” in Italian. The problem is, the word “rimipianti” should be “rimpianti”. There is an extra “i” in there. Basically, Hayden got the tattoo to show she is edgy and she failed horribly at it. She should probably just stick to lollipops and sugar cookies and keep being the sweet little hot self that she is.

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Hayden Panettiere is one of those goody goody teenage stars that don’t stay out late and get drunk at clubs and do stupid shit. Until now. Last night Hayden was seen making out with Jesse McCartney, 21, or at least he was making out with her neck. After a few minutes of that Hayden was seen, and never photographed, giving Jesse a lap dance. Hot. I am not 100% sure who Jesse McCartney is which tells me he is a goody goody too. Some people still think that Hayden is dating 31 year old Milo Ventimigla, but after this I would say they are dunzo.

Hayden is slowly coming out of her shell and is getting to be more and more of an extrovert. Which is good news because all the other stars in their early 20’s and late teens are all out of rehab and nothing interesting happens on the Sunset Strip anymore. One good sign of a true freak is the fact that Hayden wears a thong. See below. And Miley Cyrus is a bit of a freak but we will have to wait until she is 18 before we horn dog all over her. At least I will. When goody good Hayden was asked when she will give her next lap dance she said, ” Lap dance?! That’s a naughty no no. Private parts are yucky and covered in hair. It looks funny.” After that she caught a pink pumpkin carriage back to her castle.

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When you are a celebrity, the world is your oyster. You can go anywhere you want and do just about anything you want. Except for Hayden Panettiere. Just recently she went to a 21+ club called NV Lounge in N.Y. and when the bar keep asked for her ID she gave it to him. But he didn’t give it back. This is not legal. It is however legal for him to kick her out of the bar. I am pretty sure he just wanted the ID so he could jack off to it later. That is what I would do.

Afterwards Hayden called the cops and they came and got the ID back. Hayden needs to take a tip from the book of under age teenage self destruction authored by Lindsay Lohan. When Lindsay was 19 she was in bars until 3 in the morning and the paparazzi would snap pics of her passed out in cars the following morning. Tip #1: when asked for ID just say” I am Hayden Panettiere bitch!” Tip #2: NEVER hang out in the commons area. Go to the V.I.P. section and stay there like it is your personal condo. Tip #3: Always insist that someone else pay for your drinks. You are rich, you don’t need to waste money on booze when there are fans everywhere you look. Tip#4: Always make sure your friends don’t have a hidden camera on their person when you go to the bathroom to do blow. Follow these tips, and you will be become the train wreck of the year. Your picture will be on the cover of every tabloid magazine, and people will love you.

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