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Hayden Panettiere’s dad is in hot water after being arrested for allegedly striking Hayden’s mom, Lesley after an argument this week.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Alan and Lesley Panettiere were at a party earlier in the evening. We’re told Alan was upset because Lesley was “hanging” with someone at the shindig and he felt she was “disrespecting” him.

Sources say, according to Lesley’s statement to Sheriffs, the couple went home, began arguing and he struck her in the cheek. We’re told cops took pictures and there are visible marks. (TMZ)

First of all spousal abuse is no joke and neither is Hayden Pannettiere’s ass. No. Joke. Speaking of…wanna here one my dad used to tell me? “What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?” “Nothing, you already told her twice.”

Yeah, my mom didn’t think it was that funny either, but she was always giving too much lip.

This is Hayden Panettiere singing(?) in a video(?) from her new album(?). Last time I checked Hayden was like 16. Boy they sure do grow up fast. I’m hoping that at least a few years have passed since she was 16 because after watching what she does in this video, I think I hear Dateline NBC at the door. PS. Is that Fergie’s voice?

Hayden Panettiere cut her hair short. Why do girls think it’s cool to get short hair cuts? Short hair is not meant for hot chicks. It’s meant for mommies who have given up on life and hate their husbands. Hayden just went from smoking hot 18 year old cheerleader, to where’s my mini-van I need to take the kids to McDonald’s so I can get a god damn McFlurry.

There are only 2 times a girl should ever cut her hair short

1. Brain Surgery
2. Never

Meh.

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Hayden Panettiere has reportedly reached out to former Spice Girl, Geri Halliwell to help get her music career(?) off the ground.

The actress signed deal with Hollywood Records years before her Heroes TV show became a big hit and now she is devoting her time to carving out a pop career.
Her new reggae-flavoured song - Wake Up Call - has been written by Andreas ‘Quiz’ Romdhane and Josef Larossi, who have previously churned out hits for Halliwell, Diana Ross and Westlife. (Contact Music)

Isn’t she like 18? So that means that “years before” means that some idiot signed a 12 or 13 year old to a record label thinking that was good idea. Young female singer’s need two things to make it the music industry:

1. Huge tits
2. Willingness to sleep with creepy record producers

1 + 2 = Instant stardom. No amount of HGH in the world can make that combo un-creepy if the girl is 13.