Miley Cyrus is Dating a Pedophile Again
Miley Cyrus though being very young, is looking for love all over the place. Her most recent boyfriend was rumored to be Nick Jonas but he wears a girly little promise ring that means he will not have sex for a million years or some shit. But Miley couldn’t wait and now she was photographed making out with some 18 year old dude named Liam Hemsworth – who plays her boyfriend in Last Song.
This doesn’t necessarily make the guy a pedophile, but he is dating, and probably fucking, a chick who is under the age of 18 which is probably illegal somewhere. Billy Ray Cyrus doesn’t really give a shit because by her dating someone not in her age range means that it will drum up some publicity and the Achey Breaky Heart singer thinks just about any publicity is good publicity. Point is, this dude will never go to jail for banging Miley Cyrus because he is a celebrity and Billy Ray would hold a protest outside of the courthouse if the police ever did take him in. Again P-U-B-L-I-C-I-T-Y.
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about 2 years ago
Ummmmm this is the difference between reporting and just spewing your thoughts. I guess allmost all seniors in high school then would be unable to date half there classmates and all of there under class mates. Most states give consent at the age 16-17 ! Its called research !
about 2 years ago
Pole dancing $%%& how long til she’s knocked up I wonder?????
about 2 years ago
You should really know the law before stating what is illegal. In certain states the legal age for sexual consent is 16, in others 17 or 18.
about 2 years ago
I’d let her pinch one off as i had my mouth around her turd cutter. I’d fuck her for 2 straight weeks. For real.
about 2 years ago
Also, by definition, pedophilia is sex with a child who is pre-pubescent. Miley does not fit this description.
about 2 years ago
Correct Jim… most states.
However in the western third of the US, the age of consent is 18 except in Washington and Nevada (both 16). My guess is Miley Cyrus lives somewhere close to where her TV show is filmed in Hollywood.
about 2 years ago
isnt she like 13
about 2 years ago
Ya, a lot of places actually consider the age difference as a determining factor as well.
25 + 15 = pedophile, 18 + almost 17 + pedophile in the title of the post = (yep, you guessed it) publicity! Leave her the fuck alone. Show real (of age!) tits and ass on your site if you wanna generate ‘hits’!
about 2 years ago
you spelled publicity wrong
about 2 years ago
Wow, people! You guys are FARRED UP on this one. Remember kids, this is a humor site so sometimes we use IRONY and/or HYPERBOLE so people will laugh…if they get it. Obviously that guy is not a pedophile, he’s just smart. Everyone knows that Hollywood starlet types are RURNT by the time they turn 21.
I say hit it now before her junk falls out.
Holla!
-Fatback
about 2 years ago
Also, thanks Aaron for catching our spelling error and for also having two AA’s in a row!