Posts tagged Heidi Montag
Speidi Are Living In A Rats Nest
May 12th
Speidi are known for making headlines in their multiple staged public appearances but the truth is now coming out and the fact of the matter is is that they only are in public so much because they live in a filthy shithole back at their home.
Above is a pic taken by Life & Style magazine and it is clear that either Heidi, Spencer or both are fucking slobs. Of course they could have made this mess in a matter of minutes and then told the mag that they may have a hoarding problem for no other reason than to get attention. Yea, it is probably the latter.
Dolly Would Be Proud
May 5th
Heidi Montag thinks that having 13 plastic surgeries in one day is not enough and now she is planning a trip to Europe to get even bigger breast implants for the show she is trying to get picked up on Oxygen. This is the first I am hearing of the show but that is probably because I could not give two fucks about Heidi Montag.
What is surprising to me about this story is that Spencer Pratt is actually trying to stop her from getting a bigger size. He says,”I try to stop her. She’ll do what she wants with her body.” I can’t argue with the guy. Big boobs are good but do you know what is better? Small soft boobs. The only person who will rival Heidi Montag’s bust will be Dolly Parton and even that bitch will probably think Heidi over did it.
Spencer Pratt Likes His Boobs Big And Fake
Apr 20th
Spencer Pratt thinks he is the pimps of pimps because he is fucking Heidi Montag and that chick has tits that makes Pamela Anderson looks flat. He heard about Kate Hudson’s breast implants and Twittered, “How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts?”
I think Kate’s tits are the perfect size and I would love to play with them. Spencer on the other hand has to feel up a couple bags full of silicon that is probably similar to fondling a bag of soft cartilage. Not to mention those big fake lips he has to kiss every night. I truely feel sorry for Spencer Pratt. He is a douche bag though, so I guess he deserves it.
Heidi Montag Is Fragile
Apr 6th
The other day Heidi Montag sat down with On The Air With Ryan Seacrest and told the listeners that after her ten plastic surgeries she can not hug or jog anymore. I am sure this is bad news for Spencer cause for him it probably means no sex. I wonder what would happen if she were being persued by a psychopath and had to run? Would those things just fall out?
Also, she told Ryan that she has footage of the entire day at the hospital in which she went under the knife for a shocking ten plastic surgery procedures. She also said that it might be on a reality show some time in the future. Basically she doesn’t think it is enough when people see her in the tabloids and wanna puke their guys out. Now she wants to make people puke by seeing how someone becomes someone who makes you wanna puke your guts out.
