Archive for August, 2009
Audrina Patridge is Leaving The Hills
Aug 31st
It seems like the MTV show The Hillshas lost just about all their talent. First Lauren Conrad ditched the show and now the second most popular member Audrina Patridge is quitting. They still have Kristin Cavallari so you will still get erections from watching the series but your boner just won’t be as big.
Heidi Montag, or Heidi Pratt, or Heidi whateverthefuck she is going by now will also still be on the show I am guessing. I never watched the show so I am not sure who is in and who is out of the cast. Kristin Cavallari in a bikini is reason enough to tune in though but every time I feel like looking at a chick in a bikini I just turn it on skinemax and watch hot chicks take their bikinis offinstead of watching them cocktease me on MTV. I am sure Audrina will settle in comfortably to her new life as a d-lister after she gives the show the boot.
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Links that are loyal
Macaulay Culkin might be the dad of one of Michael Jackson’s kids- IDLYITW
Chris Brown won’t go away- Allie Is Wired
Jessica Alba is doing something- Drunken Stepfather
Kelly Brook has enormous tits- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Demi Moore is delusional- IDLYITW
DJ AM is Dead
Aug 31st
The tabloids were pretty dead this past weekend until I logged on to Twitter.com and saw “RIP DJ AM” as a trending topic. Out of the blue DJ AM who recently was one of the two survivors of a very violent plane crash died of a crack/cocaine overdose. I won’t write anything mean about DJ AM here like I did with Michael Jackson because I actually like DJ AM even though I have never been to a club where he was deejaying.
This deeply affected Blink 182 as well, as Travis Barker their drummer was the other only sole survivor of that same plane wreck. It is rumored that Travis kept breaking down in tears during their last show because the news was too overwhelming. I don’t really blame him. I never had a close friend die but if they did I am sure I would be distraught. So R.I.P. DJ AM. I hope you spin some mad beats for Ted Kennedy in heaven.
Paula Abdul is Replaceable
Aug 28th
Apparently the producers of American Idolare not choked up or even worried about the abrupt exit of Paula Abdul. They already got a chick to replace her as a guest judge, which I am assuming if ratings are good and people like her, will stay on for a little while longer. Her name is Kristin Chenoweth but even though she is a natural blonde and kind of hot, she is a little bit on the old side so I do not see American Idol hiring a chick with the “damn I’d fuck her” quality to her.
I do have to admit though, I would rather fuck Kristin Chenoweth in just about any position she wanted for as long as she wanted before even contemplating putting my dick in Kara DioGuardi. I wouldn’t touch her with yours. So if you do watch American Idol like I do, you have to tune in and support Kristin on the show so they will keep her around. They will probably pay her third world minimum wage like they did Paula, but at least we would have a fresh face to look at.
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Links that will not judge you
Joe Francis beat up a hot chick- IDLYITW
Rob Zombie talks about Halloween 2- Geno’s World
Lindsay Lohan might star in a reality tv show- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Pixie Lott looks stunning in FHM- Drunken Stepfather
Lily Allen tries to be sexy- yeeeah
Brittany Snow dresses appropiately- IDLYITW
Megan Fox is Going to be Catwoman
Aug 27th
Oo la la. Megan Fox turns the world on with her hotness on a daily basis everywhere she goes but she is about to get even more hotter if that is even possible. She is going to squeeze into a super tight black leather catwoman suit in the next Batman movie. People believed that Batman would never be able to outdo himself after the award winning performance by Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight, but I think they just outdid themselves.
Of course this is a movie for science fiction geeks and superhero losers and their mommy would drag them out of the theatre at the first sign of Megan Fox nudity so this is yet just another notch in the belt of no nudity for Megan Fox. We will get there. As God as my witness we will get there. Someday.
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Links that fight crime with their breasts
Lindsay Lohan might be getting her own reality show- IDLYITW
Kristen Stewart bitches about being a lazy whore- Allie Is Wired
Joanna Krupa is pretty- Drunken Stepfather
Ciara’s coinslot- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Blake Lively is 22- IDLYITW
