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Some people are shallow and when they pray every night or on Sundays when they go to church they ask for world peace, less climatic catastrophes or the war to end in Iraq. Selfish bastards. Katy Perry kneeled down and prayed to God for big boobs. The thing that all guys want their girlfriends, or just girls in general to pray for.

She said, ” I remember very vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn’t be able to see my feet.” God bless. God came through and gave Katy a pretty amazing rack but I am still a little peeved that she hasn’t given us a nipple slip in all this time. She needs to stay in the tabloids right? Does she think she is going to go in the studio one day and write I Kissed a Girl 2? Hell no. Give us some action KP!

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I am guessing that Katy Perry has a lot of time on her hands considering her second cd isn’t doing as well as her first. Don’t get me wrong “Waking up in Vegas” is a killer tune but Katy will NEVER live up to I kissed a girl. She may as well release her third cd called “I Kissed a Girl remixes” and it will be different versions of that song. She could burp it. Maybe sing it while on helium. I have a few ideas.

Here she is sharing picture on TwitPic which is a picture sharing service for Twitter and if you don’t know what Twitter is then crawl out from the rock you have been living under and get a fucking life. I think the pic is kind of sexy. Of course I am sure K-Fed is all too familiar with a scene like this. He comes home from an evening of “rapping” and finds this monstrosity in the bathroom feeding her face and trying to bathe at the same time. Of course holding a soap bar while you are trying to balance greasy cheese on a slice of pie is pretty difficult, so not only is your girlfriend getting fatter, they are less clean as well.

I don’t see why a hotty like Katy Perry could post this and think it is sexy. I mean if her nice little boobies were popping out or you could see her muff through the water, then yes. Hot. Oh well, at least we got a nice leg shot out of it.

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This news makes my boner cry. Katy Perry is now saying that she is no fan of casual sex with strangers. She is dating rocker Travis McCoy but she said before him that she didn’t like sex in general. She says, ” Getting your flirt on is the best thing in the world, but when it comes to sharing bodily fluids with a person I don’t know- no thank you.”

What a prude! First she sings about kissing a girl and now she sings about waking up in Vegas, which usually means you had a really good time the night before and has shared a number of bodily fluids and now she is saying she is a goody good. What a crock. I don’t buy into your bullshit anymore Katy. The next time you have something to say you better have a guy cumming on your face or you blowing a wad into a fish bowl otherwise, I will not listen.

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