Posts tagged Katy Perry
Katy Perry is Not Pregnant
Jan 14th
It seems that just about every entertainment blog on the internet thinks that Katy Perry is pregnant because she was seen checking out a baby boutique a couple of days ago. She took to her Twitter and squashed all of those rumors, “better luck next months peepz”. It is bad enough that she is engaged to a guy who looks like he just broke out of the nuthouse. The last thing I want is for Katy top be pregnant by that dude.
Of course if she were dating meshe would already be pregnant with triplets. Condoms be damned. I don’t use them. My supersperm breaks right through them. My spunk is so potent that you can look and actually see the sperm. They are not microscopic. I tried explaining this to Katy one night but then she described to me that she can see the sperm anyway cause of her HUGE blue eyes.
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Katy Perry’s Rack Brings the Links
Dec 4th
Just about every blog in the universe who is written by a straight man has posted pics of Katy Perry and her phenomenal cleavage at the various award shows she has attended and now it is my turn.
There are probably more important things in the world like research to cure cancer and how to stop the spread of the swine flu but when you look at these pics of Katy Perry I guarantee that cancer and uncontrollable swine vomiting is the furthest thing from your mind. See how she just works magic like that?
Links that are rockin’ double ds
Hayden Panettiere likes to party- IDLYITW
Want Katie Holmes’ kid? That’ll cost $75 mil- Celeb News Wire
Heidi Klum has got her ass back- Drunken Stepfather
Miley Cyrus got a new tattoo- notorious news
Jessica Alba’s husband is possibly the stupidest man on the face of the earth- yeeeah
Brangelina news that no one cares about- IDLYITW
Katy Perry Knows What to Pray For
Aug 18th
Some people are shallow and when they pray every night or on Sundays when they go to church they ask for world peace, less climatic catastrophes or the war to end in Iraq. Selfish bastards. Katy Perry kneeled down and prayed to God for big boobs. The thing that all guys want their girlfriends, or just girls in general to pray for.
She said, ” I remember very vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn’t be able to see my feet.” God bless. God came through and gave Katy a pretty amazing rack but I am still a little peeved that she hasn’t given us a nipple slip in all this time. She needs to stay in the tabloids right? Does she think she is going to go in the studio one day and write I Kissed a Girl 2? Hell no. Give us some action KP!
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Links that pray for a smaller butt
Some Britney Spears coinslot- IDLYITW
I would TOTALLY go down on a chick who used Red Bull Energy Douche- Geno’s World
Celine Dion is preggers- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Keira Knightley is topless, whoring Chanel- Celeb News Wire
Naomi Campbell flashes her ashy beav- yeeeah
Michael Jackson, still dead, still not buried- IDLYITW
She Got This from Britney
Jun 25th
I am guessing that Katy Perry has a lot of time on her hands considering her second cd isn’t doing as well as her first. Don’t get me wrong “Waking up in Vegas” is a killer tune but Katy will NEVER live up to I kissed a girl. She may as well release her third cd called “I Kissed a Girl remixes” and it will be different versions of that song. She could burp it. Maybe sing it while on helium. I have a few ideas.
Here she is sharing picture on TwitPic which is a picture sharing service for Twitter and if you don’t know what Twitter is then crawl out from the rock you have been living under and get a fucking life. I think the pic is kind of sexy. Of course I am sure K-Fed is all too familiar with a scene like this. He comes home from an evening of “rapping” and finds this monstrosity in the bathroom feeding her face and trying to bathe at the same time. Of course holding a soap bar while you are trying to balance greasy cheese on a slice of pie is pretty difficult, so not only is your girlfriend getting fatter, they are less clean as well.
I don’t see why a hotty like Katy Perry could post this and think it is sexy. I mean if her nice little boobies were popping out or you could see her muff through the water, then yes. Hot. Oh well, at least we got a nice leg shot out of it.
