Archive for November, 2007
Kristen Bell Must Have a Naughty Side
Nov 30th
I’m not that familiar with Complex magazine, but I certainly commend them on their holiday issue cover girl, Kristen Bell. Kristen is adorable, yet there’s something naughty about her. I bet after a couple of drinks she’s up for some kinky fun. I’m definitely going to have to get this issue of Complex and see what the cover caption stating “The Heroes Star Meets Fanboys Under the Mistletoe” looks like. Notice that Complex cites that Kristen will be meeting fanboys–plural. Dirty little girl!
Speaking of naughty, here’s a profile of those whore’s you hate to love, The Suicide girls.
Presenting Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Lower Half
Nov 29th
Oh the guilt I have in posting about Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ass! I mean, she’s always seemed like a really nice girl–decent, wholesome, intelligent, non-slutty. She’s not a Paris or Lindsey, and I really don’t want to attack her . . .But that ass!
Her ass made a huge appearance on the beach yesterday and the pics are flying in cyberspace. I want to be the better blogger and not write about her cellulite and the general size of her hips, thighs, and ass, I really do, but come on–that ass wants to be discussed! She apparently just got engaged to a Mix-A-Lot fan as well.
“They got engaged last week,” her rep tells Us. The couple is currently vacationing in Hawaii. (source)
Granted JLH has looked very pear-shaped for the last year or so, but she’s always been in clothing and I had no idea of the true extent of her curves. Mostly I guess I’m just in shock that someone who was once so adorable and small has been hiding this under her clothing . . .
Pete Wentz Is Whipped
Nov 28th
Rumor has it that Pete Wentz is so fumed at the band Neurosonic for telling the truth about ridiculing his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson in their song “So Many People,” that he has sent a cease-and-desist letter to the band. I’m not sure if he’s insisting that the band pull their song and/or video from wherever it’s rotating or playing, or if he’s asking them not perform the song live. Most likely the later since before they performed the song at their NYC gig last week they asked the audience to dance a jig to commemorate Ashlee’s nervous seizure dance she did on SNL after being outed as a fake and before SNL cut to commercial.
I just have to say a big JE-SUS CH-RIST to Pete Wentz! Chivalry is holding the door open for your girl, not taking legal action against the artists who are just telling it like it is. Instead of looking chilvarous, you look like a whipped little boy. And besides, Neurosonic will actually be thanking you soon for sending your lawyer their way–see Petey, with the subsequent simple phone call to the media their publicist has ensured that this story, and, accordingly, their song and video are currently circulating amongst computers world-wide. No one knew of Neurosonic before this week, but you just made them richer and notable. Sucks to be you dude!
Everyone needs to watch the video and listen to the lyrics of the song. Sadly it is really, really fitting for Ashlee.
“Celebrity Rehab” Coming to VH1 in January
Nov 27th
In plotting out this post (uh, yeah, these require massive amounts of gray matter!), I wasn’t sure which has-been “celebrity” to use for a photo to represent the upcoming VH1 show “Celebrity Rehab.” I mean when you’re choosing amongst the singer from a late 90′s one-hit wonder band, a Baldwin brother, and the same-old-same-old VH1 gals Chyna and Brigette Nielsen . . . well, you have slim pickings as far as who is a “celebrity.” So I decided to go with a mug shot, specifically that of Jessica Sierra, reported cast member on the up-and-coming “Celebrity Rehab.” If you don’t know who she is, that’s okay, you shouldn’t–she was in the Top Twelve of some season of “American Idol.” Whatever.
Anyway, VH1 has just announced that “Celebrity Rehab” will air in January. Jessica Sierra along with Daniel Baldwin, Mary Carey, Brigitte Nielsen, Jeff Conway, Chyna, and the singer from the band Crazytown are reportedly in the cast, but VH1 has not officially confirmed this winning bunch.
The reality show will partner with “Dr. Drew” Pinksy who will counsel the patients during their rehab stint. Dr. Drew offers:
“The road to sobriety is not easy and rehabilitation and the recovery process are not to be taken lightly . . . My goal is to lift the veil and help my patients, as well as viewers, understand that if not taken seriously, addiction is a disease that will kill you.â€
Yeah, kill you but first make you look like the walking dead if the “celebs” from the cast in the pics below are any indication . . .
