Posts tagged Lady GaGa
Who Created Lady GaGa?
Mar 19th
Some dude named Rob Fusari is suing Lady GaGa for $30 million because he said that he wrote her hit songs and even gave her her now famous name Lady GaGa. Personally I could give a fuck less who created her as long as she continues to dress in weird shit and write really good songs.
This is common in the music biz. Once someone makes it big, someone from their past claims they were the mastermind behind everything. But he isn’t. Even if he did create her, she is the one that has to wear all that crazy bizarre shit to all these red carpet events so the judge should rule in GaGa’s favor on that fact alone.
Lady GaGa Is For Sure Not A Dude
Mar 12th
Last night the video for Lady GaGa and Beyonce’s new music video Telephone was leaked onto the internet and as soon as it was up, it was down. But I did manage to grab the first few seconds when Lady GaGa was thrown naked into a cell and the camera blurred out her vagina.
OK so she is not a guy. In fact she is kinda hot. But I doubt the hermaphrodite jokes will end cause they are just too funny. Dunno when the pussy record execs will finally allow this vid onto YouTube, but I don’t think it is gonna be anytime soon cause they want to play it on VH1 or some shit. Can’t be MTV cause MTV stopped playing music videos.
Weekend links that don’t have a penis
Christina Ricci is schnockered- IDLYITW
Billy Corgan doesn’t like John Mayer- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Chris Brown’s career is dead- Allie Is Wired
Rose McGowan shows us a little cleavage- Drunken Stepfather
Kim Kardashian has the best butt in the world- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
The Runaways look like an emo movie delux- Geno’s World
Jennifer Aniston clings to anything with a penis- yeeeah
Katie Holmes is having a baby against her will- popbytes
Megan Fox outtakes leaked- Holy Moly
Have you seen the new Eclipse trailer? If not, you are alone- Amy Grindhouse
Heidi Montag’s psychic/manager may be a new cast member on The Hills- IBBB
Emma watson is anti-upskirt- Celeb Jihad
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I Call Bullshit
Mar 2nd
Lady GaGa did an interview with The Mirror and in that interview she said she is celibate and that she has not time to have sex when she is on the road. She also said that women get the bad end of the stick because they are receivers. Lady GaGa doesn’t have to worry about that in all actuality because she is a dude anyway right?
To tell you the truth she is very much so not a dude. I proved just that in the NSFW section of the blog just a couple of weeks ago. Anyway, this chick is getting more dick than LiLo did back in 06′. Or Paris Hilton in 06′,07′,08′,09′,10′. If someone told me tomorrow that GaGa is preggers I would be like “yep, saw that one comin’”.
Lady GaGa Has Cellulite
Feb 17th
Lady GaGa had a performance at The Brit Awards the other day and I watched the entire performance expecting her to hit some high notes and give a killer performance but all she did was strut around the stage and play with this little computer thingy. It was pretty boring.
Luckily during the performance the camera was far away from her so they didn’t get a close-up of her ass. But pics were taken of her and you can see her ass in this pic and it is very much so cellulite ridden. Kinda gross. I guess she does not have time to work out when she is constantly working with designers to develop weirder and stupid costumes every time she wants to leave the house to get a cup of coffee.
I don’t really view Lady GaGa as a sexual object anyway. You can see her ass in the Bad Romance video and I could have been less impressed.Fucking Lady GaGa would be similar to fucking a dog but it wouldn’t be beastiality. It would be Lady GaGa who is obsessed with technology so it would be technoality? Something like that.
