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Ashlee Simpson is Unemployed

Ashlee Simpson is Unemployed

It is being reported that Ashlee Simpson has been written out of the Melrose Place script. The producers are swearing up and down that it wasn’t because she was a bad actress but they went ahead and made her character, Violet, disappear anyway. If she was really doing a good job then she would have pulled in ratings and they wouldn’t POSSIBLY write her off the show so you see where this is going.

At the end of the day, 99.9% of men want to fuck Ashlee so they don’t really car if she is on some teeny bopper tv show and are content in just seeing her in the tabloids. Afterall, nipple slips and upskirts don’t come from television shows now do they?

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Links that still have a job

Amanda Seyfried looks even weirder when she is drunk- IDLYITW

Jay Leno interviews Horseface- Geno’s World

Sophie Monk looks like a robot- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Kim Kardashian is mocking you- The Korova Milk Bar

Heidi Montag is a giant bitch- yeeeah

Ali Lohan likes to party- notorious news

Freida Pinto is a hero- IDLYITW

Dita Vo Tees eis vintage- Fatback Media (NSFW)


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By Tom O

Ashlee Simpson Is A Skrawny Booze Hound

Ashlee Simpson Is A Skrawny Booze Hound

Ashlee Simpson has kind of a hectic life. She spends almost all of her time locked inside her house with her kid while Pete Wentz travels all over the place partying. With a piece of ass like Ashlee at home, you really have to question his sexuality. If Ashlee Simpson were in my house, you couldn’t get me out of there with a stick of dynamite.

Anyway, a couple of nights ago Ashlee was seen at a club and apparently she was pretty drunk. She was cluching on to a bodyguard and a friend to keep her balance as she moved into the V.I.P. area. Witnesses also commented that she has lost a lot of weight since giving birth six months ago. The thing is, the witnesses made it sound like a bad thing. Chick loses baby fat and gets back to her original hot weight and people critisize her?

Also, they made it seem as though her being drunk and unable to walk was a bad thing. It is not. She stays at home 90% of the time with her kid, if she wants to have onenight out and get shit faced, then let her have some fun. I personally am gonna get into a V.I.P. room one of these days, and when Ashlee Simpson stumbles in and Pete Wentz is in the bathroom somewhere making out with some guy, I am gonna make my move. First seduce her with a cosmopolitan. Then a roofie in her bud light. We will exit from the back door like most celebrities do, and then I will make my entrance into her back door get it? Her back door? Get it?

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By Tom O

Ashlee Simpson Is A House Mom

Ashlee Simpson Is Stuck In The House

Pete Wentz is the center of attention these days. Or at least it seems that way since Ashlee is almost nowhere to be found.  When you search Ashlee Simpson on paparazzi websites all you get is pictures of Pete Wentz getting his hair colored,getting tattoos and buying skinny jeans. And don’t forget about the guyliner. Yea the guyliner. It seems that Ashlee has been stuck in the house for weeks while Pete goes out and about. It is not like he is out bringing home the bacon either. His band The Fall Out Boyshaven’t released a cd in some time.

The only person from the Simpson camp that had anything to say isn’t even in the united states. Bitch is in Australia. She said, ” This is not true. Everything is fine in their world.” Well you heard it. The chick in Australia says things are all good in Hollywood. I don’t see what the big deal is. I go out and party on a regular basis and leave my wife home to cook and clean. We are really happy. Except when she doesn’t have my cigars and slippers ready when I get home. Then all hell breaks loose. Why can’t women get it through their head that when they don’t make their husbands happy they get the hand. It’s easy, no slippers=the hand.No cigars=the hand. No sports section=the hand. I should really write a How to keep your man happy handbook. It is a lot less painful.

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Links that can cook a mean chicken dinner

Rihanna got some gun tattoos- IDLYITW

Audrina Patridge is in Australia- IBBB

David Beckham is playing football, properly pronounced “soccer” – yeeeah

Madonna is adopting another baby- Holy Moly

Britney Spears is moving to New Jersey…for now- Allie Is Wired

Anna Faris has bigger boobs in Arena- Drunken Stepfather

J-Love in Mexico part 2- IDLYITW

Sean Penn and Natalie Portman take themselves WAY to seriously- Celeb News Wire

Zac Efron Doesn’t fuck Vanessa Anne Hudgens. Vanessa Anne Hudgens fucks Zac efron.- I Don’t Want Your Life

Some fugly chick from CSI is divorcing her husband- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Who doesn’t belong with the others? – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Where The Wild Things Are trailer- popbytes

Lindsay lohan is a giant failure!- notorious news

Halle Berry gives Jay Leno a smell test- Geno’s World


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By Tom O
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