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This is actually some pretty cool news. Ashlee Simpson is going to be starring in the musical Chicago on Broadway as Roxie Hart. I have never been to a musical before but from what I hear they are a ton of fun. There is also the added bonus that the mega hot Ashlee Simpson will be its star.

Of course if Ashlee were to sit in my reading chair and hold my hand and ask me to search my soul for honest career advice and what she should do next, I would have to say to immediately try her hand at porn. Think about it, she would be making way more money than Broadway and she would be the first main stream actress to make the switch. Everyone would be in demand for her vids/pics. I doubt she would take my advice but that is why I am a blogger and not a career counselor.

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It is being reported that Ashlee Simpson has been written out of the Melrose Place script. The producers are swearing up and down that it wasn’t because she was a bad actress but they went ahead and made her character, Violet, disappear anyway. If she was really doing a good job then she would have pulled in ratings and they wouldn’t POSSIBLY write her off the show so you see where this is going.

At the end of the day, 99.9% of men want to fuck Ashlee so they don’t really car if she is on some teeny bopper tv show and are content in just seeing her in the tabloids. Afterall, nipple slips and upskirts don’t come from television shows now do they?

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Ashlee Simpson has kind of a hectic life. She spends almost all of her time locked inside her house with her kid while Pete Wentz travels all over the place partying. With a piece of ass like Ashlee at home, you really have to question his sexuality. If Ashlee Simpson were in my house, you couldn’t get me out of there with a stick of dynamite.

Anyway, a couple of nights ago Ashlee was seen at a club and apparently she was pretty drunk. She was cluching on to a bodyguard and a friend to keep her balance as she moved into the V.I.P. area. Witnesses also commented that she has lost a lot of weight since giving birth six months ago. The thing is, the witnesses made it sound like a bad thing. Chick loses baby fat and gets back to her original hot weight and people critisize her?

Also, they made it seem as though her being drunk and unable to walk was a bad thing. It is not. She stays at home 90% of the time with her kid, if she wants to have onenight out and get shit faced, then let her have some fun. I personally am gonna get into a V.I.P. room one of these days, and when Ashlee Simpson stumbles in and Pete Wentz is in the bathroom somewhere making out with some guy, I am gonna make my move. First seduce her with a cosmopolitan. Then a roofie in her bud light. We will exit from the back door like most celebrities do, and then I will make my entrance into her back door get it? Her back door? Get it?

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