Posts tagged Michael Lohan
Michael Lohan Lawyers Up
May 10th
Michael Lohan has taken the next step in order to get his kid, Lindsay, sober. He hired lawyer Lisa Bloom and wrote a letter to the judge in the Lindsay Lohan DUI probation case. She is looking at facing serious jail time if convicted but Michael, along with a lot of other people, would rather see Lindsay go to rehab instead of jail.
If she doesn’t go to rehab, Michael wantys the next best thing and that is have the court issue frequent and random drug and alcohol tests. I am sick and tired of all these die hard LiLo fans telling Michael Lohan to leave his daughter alone cause I really do like Lindsay Lohan and I would like to see her alive at least for the near future. Oh yea, and this bitch is gonna play a porn star someday soon. As long as she shows off her caboose I am happy.
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A Family Restraining Order
Apr 27th
Dina Lohan and her children have had enough of Michael Lohan’s shit and now they are all getting a restraining order. According to Michael, during his TMZ interview he said that they have no legal right to get a restraining order but I guess the guy is gonna believe what he wants to believe.
Ali is still young and I seriously doubt she wants to have a restraining order against her dad but she will follow “the grand book of Hollywood” that Lindsay lays out for her so that some day she will be as famous and talentless as her big sister. As for Dina, bitch looks like she got a nose job by the same quack that did Michael Jackson.
The Cops Visited With Lindsay Lohan
Apr 23rd
Michael Lohan seems to be 110% positive that Lindsay Lohan needs help. I have seen the pics of her falling down drunk every night and she is currently on probation from the court saying that she is not supposed to drink or use drugs but the court also is not requiring her to do drug or alcohol tests.
Yesterday Michael Lohan got two sheriff deputies to pay a visit with Lindsay and he accompanied them to her apartment. Strangely, the landlord just handed the keys to Lindsay’s place over to Michael and the cops. The reason they let him go in there was because Lindsay’s little sister Ali was staying with Lindsay at the time and Ali is a minor.
Afterwards, Michael went on TMZ and talked about how Lindsay needs an intervention blah,blah,blah. I am gonna take a unique viewpoint to this situation and say I am gonna team with Michael. As much as I love to see LiLo out clubbing and getting shitfaced, I think she is about one million times hotter when she is sober.
She tends to have this over constipated look on her face these days and I want the old Lindsay back. That’s right bitches. You heard it here first. Team Michael!
Weekend links that are deeply concerned. LOL.
Whore beach- IDLYITW
Kate Gosselin is looking for some new dick- Allie Is Wired
Olivia Munn is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Britney Spears’ saggy nipple pokies- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Lindsay Lohan is a suspect in a Rolex theft too- Yeeeah
Peaches Geldof out and about in Britain- Holy Moly
Hayden Panettiere cut her hair- Amy Grindhouse
Stephanie Pratt naked for PETA- IBBB
Vanessa Hudgens takes candid pics, keeps clothes on, disappoints- Celeb Jihad
See who was voted off American Idol- Daily Stab
Michael Lohan Is Engaged To Kate Major
Apr 7th
Michael Lohan has been dating this chick named Kate Major who used to bump uglies with Jon Gosselin for a while now and now they are engaged. I don’t know if this means his netted shirt appearances will increase or decrease but this Kate chick must be desperate for some dick cause she is marrying one of the biggest losers in Hollywood.
Of course Lindsay Lohan is pissed that her dad made this decision but it is also the same Lindsay who didn’t even visit her father when he had a heart attack so as you know she doesn’t think all that much of her dad. I am still not clear on whether the Divorced Dads Club is still gonna happen but it seems that if he wants to get a little publicity about it, all he has to do is consult his girlfriend.
