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Jessica Simpson is one of those celebrities on Twitter that I do not follow because usually they don’t have anything worth reading to say and will never respond to you. Not sure how many followers she has but it doesn’t really matter. Anyway, she took to her Twitter to bitch about Melrose Place calling it crap.

What she Twittered was, “CW catching up on MP. Who writes this crap? i have had bad scripts to work with, but this? thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.” What I find funny about this little Twitter tantrum is that Jessica Simpson has come across some bad scripts but she always says yes. I agree with her about Ashlee being amazing though. Not as an actress but as a cool wife who tolerates her husband going out and partying with strippers while she stays at home with the baby. Oh yea and her tits. I would agree that I think Ashlee Simpson’s tits are amazing.

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Links that outgrew television

Rihanna is ready to talk- IDLYITW

The View discusses Taylor Swift’s nazism- Geno’s World

Lady GaGa might be dressing like this for attention- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Shaun Sand exclusive clips- Drunken Stepfather

Kim Kardashian is Snow White- yeeeah

People hate Kate Gosselin- notorious news

Jewel is in a bikini- IDLYITW

Arkasha Ames is nude for Playboy- Fatback Media (NSFW)

Yesterday after a little bit of filming for his awesome show 24Kiefer Sutherland and his castmates went to a local bar around 7 a.m. and got crunk. If I were a famous movie star then I would be getting crunk at 7 a.m. too because I would be a movie star and would be able to do whatever the fuck I wanted.

OK so I get drunk now at 7 a.m. but that is because I am hung over from the night before and a need a little bit of the hair of the dog to get my through the day. I can see why the dude would want to spend the whole morning at a bar but why he bought drinks for everyone there and left a $200 tip is beyond me. Couldn’t he just wait a few hours for the strip clubs to open and spend $200 on some slut in a private booth? Kiefer Sutherland on coolness= 10. Kiefer Sutherland on economics=3.

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Some chick whose name I can not pronouce so I will simply refer to her as Mel Gibson’s baby mama gave birth this Friday to a healthy baby girl. They are engaged but there is no set date for the wedding and if memory serves correctly, Mel is not divorced yet and will have to battle it out in court for his share of over $900 million.

The one thing I do know about his soon to be wife is that she is very VERY hot. Of course Mel Gibson was once People’s sexiest man alive so it is no surprise to me that he can land a hot chick. What I do not understand is why you would want to keep having more and more kids. Isn’t one enough. Better yet isn’t a dog enough. Either way you are eating up a shitload of time and money so you may as well get a “man’s best friend” out of it.

Regardless, I do not feel the least bit sorry for this kid. She will grow up as American royalty and will have a healthy inheritance once her dad kicks the bucket. That isn’t too far away so it would behoove her to get on her dads good side now and make sure he remembers her name because if he is too delusional to remember her name for a will entry, she may just be SOL.

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Links that have 10 cats

Heidi Klum sets the standard for awesome Halloween costumes- IDLYITW

Adam Lambert is single. No one cares- Allie Is Wired

Jessica Alba is Dora the explorer- Drunken Stepfather

Lindsay Lohan hears the penis beckon- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Brangelina went trick-or-treating- notorious news

Jennifer Love Hewitt rocks the cleavage for Halloween- IDLYITW

Pink is topless!- Fatback Media (NSFW)