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Next week TLC will air the final episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8. If you are sick and tired of all the tabloid stories about Jon and Kate Gosselin ( I am not) then don’t worry because it is almost over. TLC issued a statement saying that they will be working with Kate on her own show but I am not sure that it will involve the kids.

I am sure that if Jon has his way the kids will not be involved at all. So if you are a Jon and Kate Plus 8 fan like I am, tune into TLC on Nov.23 and get the final words from both parents, and hell, maybe the kids will get a few seconds of airtime. After all that is what the show is about. It is about the kids. Yeah right.

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Jon Gosselin is probably pretty sick of smoking cheap cigarettes nd having to fly coach when he fully deserves to be flying first class so he decided the best and easiest way to make some quick cash is to sue TLC. As everyone must know by now, TLC is the channel that ran Jon and Kate Plus 8 for all those years.

You have to keep in mind though that Jon can only sue TLC after TLC is done suing his ass. His claims are that the contracts that he signed with TLC are too restrictive and prevent him from working. Also, he is claiming that when he signed the contract, he did not have proper legal representation. At the end of the day, Jon wants a cool $5 mil and will probably get a fraction of it. I hope he gets a fraction of it. That way he can be on the prowl in NYC for tail. And when Jon hunts for tail and scores, that tail gets a sex tape leaked or past bikini pictures leaked or something leaked. That is what I love about this business.

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Jon Gosselin is doing some damage control after speaking to just about every tabloid/talk show on the planet. He is now fighting for at least partial custody of his eight children so he sent out a very long winded rant to Eonline. Basically he says that he got caught up in the fame game and that he shouldn’t have been as vocal as he was.

I will not waste your time posting all the shit he blathered about here, you can just read it in the source link. Even if he does have his head on straight, FINALLY, there is still little chance of Jon and Kate Plus 8coming back on the air because he stands by his statements that his kids should not be subjected to the life of reality tv. Kate will remain broke. And the kids will die of starvation in poverty. Sound like a good ending to you? Me too.

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