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Jon Gosselin is doing some damage control after speaking to just about every tabloid/talk show on the planet. He is now fighting for at least partial custody of his eight children so he sent out a very long winded rant to Eonline. Basically he says that he got caught up in the fame game and that he shouldn’t have been as vocal as he was.

I will not waste your time posting all the shit he blathered about here, you can just read it in the source link. Even if he does have his head on straight, FINALLY, there is still little chance of Jon and Kate Plus 8coming back on the air because he stands by his statements that his kids should not be subjected to the life of reality tv. Kate will remain broke. And the kids will die of starvation in poverty. Sound like a good ending to you? Me too.

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Jon and Kate Gosselin are about to officially exit the tabloid ring. Well maybe. Unless Jon keeps banging 20-year-olds and getting hammered in New York. But the show is over. The show Jon and Kate Plus 8 or more recently mentioned as Kate Plus 8 has been officially cancelled says a TLC spokesperson.

This sucks that just because Kate is a wailing bitch and Jonis a balding douche bag that they have to cancel one of the best shows on tv. Kate has said previously that the only income she gets is from the shows paycheck. Maybe that means that Kate actually has to go out and…DUN DUN DUN… get a job! She should start a show about that. I bet it would last 12 seasons cause no one is gonna hire a freaked out eccentric mother of 8 to run their, whatever.

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There are rumors floating about that Jon and Kate Gosselin are going to both keep their trap shut while they hammer out their legal issues. The issues at hand are the custody of the kids (Kate wants them) and money (Jon took over $230k from their joint banking account). We will see where this leads but in the meantime Mark Heller has said that Jon will not be talking to the tabloids until after the hearing.

I love, LOVE, Jon and Kate Plus 8 or Kate Plus 8but all the media attention they are getting is getting more and more boring. I could understand if Jon was out doing a bunch of drugs off of stripper’s titties but so far the worst thing he has done is smoke cigarettes. Ooo! Badass! I bet Michael Lohan put him up to that. One thing that is unique about this hearing is that never in the history of the Gosselins have they ever been more at odds.

Kate wants custody, the show to go on, and all the money back. Jon could give a shit less about custody but wants the show cancelled and I am sure he worked it out with his lawyer Heller that he deserves some cut of the $230k. I promise I will not write anymore bullshit about them until there is something solid agreed upon. Expect that later this week. Until then, I will stick with the Jon and Kate Plus 8 reruns.

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