Posts tagged Jon Gosselin
Jon And Kate Plus 8 Might Be Coming Back
Apr 11th
It seems that Jon Gosselin has had a change of heart about having his kids filmed by TLC camera crews. Basically because he is going to go broke on legal fees against the corporation if he doesn’t make a play and fast. He is being represented by a lawyer named Anthony F. List which is pretty hysterical considering Jon is king of the F-List.
I am sure that Jon And Kate Plus 8 will not come back but that does not mean we will miss out on our favorite two tabloid whores. Kate will lose on Dancing With The Stars and if we get lucky she will even fall on her ass. And when she is done doing that she will do yet another book tour and the paparazzi will follow her step by step. I just wanna see more Jon though. I am totally Team Jon cause Kate is a bitch. Or a bitch from hell if you listen to the judges on Dancing With The Stars.
Playgirl Wants Jon Gosselin
Mar 5th
It seems that times are tough for Playgirl magazine because business is so bad that they made Jon Gosselin an offer to be in the magazine. I do not read Playgirl so I am not sure how well endowed their models are but I know one thing for sure, Jon does not fit the bill. The other day I took a look at a leaked Twitter picture that Hailey Glassman posted on her Twitter account. And I can safely say that Jon will not be taking his clothes off for money anytime soon.
The pic showed Jon fully aroused with a tape measure up to him, and the dude is seriously 2 inches. If I were in his shoes I would just tuck that thing away and pretend to be a girl. Anyway, Playgirl is only offering $20k in the first place cause they think Jo is ugly and that they would do the shoot more for the novelty of it instead of actually trying to turn chicks ( or gay dudes) on.
Jon Gosselin Has Been Vandalized
Dec 28th
Earlier in this holiday season Jon Gosselin’s New York apartment was burglarized and vandalized and the number one suspect is Hailey Glassman. Apparently they left some sort of note and Hailey’s name was on it or it was written by Hailey or something and she is being questioned by police.
According to Gosselin’s lawyer, she is going to go to jail. See I don’t wanna see a young hotty like Hailey go to jail but she has already admitted to writing the note and there is a security camera at the building and Mark Heller (Jon’s lawyer) has said that he has seen the footage and Hailey is on it.
Some people are saying that this whole thing is a huge hoax to bring some attention to Jon Gosselin but this is straight out of the Michael Lohan playbook if this is a hoax. If so I hope Jon goes to jail too. Just because I would find that funny. Still Team Jon all the way though. Still Team Jon.
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Jon and Kate Gosselin Are Divorced
Dec 18th
It is official. Jon and Kate Gosselin are officially divorced. Kate is a fucktard so she will probably keep the name Gosselin so she shares the same last name with her kids but it would be a pretty cool move if she changed her name back to her original legal name. Now Jon can pull all kinds of tail left and right and not have to worry about that pesky wedding band.
Let’s face it, their life is going down the shitter and it is going down fast. I could even care less about Jon and Kate Gosselin and I was like their #1 fan because I watched their show long before they were a big tabloids story. Now that the show is cancelled I could give a flying fuck less if they fall off the face of the earth. Love ya Jon and Kate, but your time in the sun is over.
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