Archive for October, 2009
Jon Gosselin is Sorry, Long Winded
Oct 30th
Jon Gosselin is doing some damage control after speaking to just about every tabloid/talk show on the planet. He is now fighting for at least partial custody of his eight children so he sent out a very long winded rant to Eonline. Basically he says that he got caught up in the fame game and that he shouldn’t have been as vocal as he was.
I will not waste your time posting all the shit he blathered about here, you can just read it in the source link. Even if he does have his head on straight, FINALLY, there is still little chance of Jon and Kate Plus 8coming back on the air because he stands by his statements that his kids should not be subjected to the life of reality tv. Kate will remain broke. And the kids will die of starvation in poverty. Sound like a good ending to you? Me too.
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Halloween links
Adam Lambert breaks record as world’s gayest man- IDLYITW
Sandra Bullock finds an excuse to talk to the media- Geno’s World
Dennis Hopper has prostate cancer- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Kristin Cavallari’s ass looks great in stretchy pants- The Korova Milk Bar
Alessandra Ambrosio is still in a bikini- yeeeah
Taylor Swift is a nazi- notorious news
Megan Fox is evil- IDLYITW
Heidi Klum is chocolatey- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Speidi Dresses as Jon and Kate
Oct 30th
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are going all the way for Halloween this week and new they could steal the headlines back from Jon and Kate Gosselin by dressing up as them. I personally think this is a hysterical costume idea and the fact that they are lugging over a dozen baby dolls with them makes the costumes even funnier.
But seriously, they may be peering into their future. They are married and what most people do after they get married is have kids but I guess they are both too big of attention whores to give attention to another small life in this world. However, Heidi has said in the past that not only does she want kids some day but that she actually wants to have multiple kids. If they fuck around and use in vitro fertilization then they may just have sextuplets like Kate Gosselin. Big props to Speidi for this costume idea. It may be topped on Halloween eve but I am giving them the costume of the year so far.
K-Fed is Hanging in There
Oct 29th
Kevin Federline is attempting to lose all the weight that he has put on since breaking up with Britney Spears and he is doing that by being featured on Celebrity Fat Club. I have seen the show before and it specializes in d-listers and basically talentless celebrities. Of course K-Fed is right up their alley.
I doubt he will take it all off but some fatty from High School Musical is saying that he is doing really well. KayCee Stroh is saying, ” Kevin is really a trooper. He’s actually quite shy and quiet and soft-spoken. But when he pipes in, he’s very funny and really witty.” KayCee is the fatty from High School Musical that only had a few talking roles because Disney wants to portray the idea that it is ok to be fat. It is not ok but that is what Disney is trying to portray. Bastards.
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Links that hate sit-ups
Josh Duhamel cheated on Fergie- IDLYITW
Kate Gosselin bitches on The Ellen Show- Allie Is Wired
Miranda Kerr is in a bikini again- Drunken Stepfather
*NEWS FLASH* Lindsay Lohan eats!- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Levi Johnson is going to be nude in Playgirl- notorious news
Alessandra Ambrosio is for no reason- IDLYITW
A Lindsay Lohan nipple slip- Fatback Media (NSFW)
I Hope They Break Up. I Hope They Break Up. I Hope They Break Up.
Oct 28th
It is being reported now that Nick Jonas, the youngest of The Jonas Brothers is going to release a solo cd. The name of his band is called Nick Jonas and The Administration. OK I have to give him some props cause that is actually a pretty cool name for a band. Well, except for the Nick Jonas part.
I hear that being in a band lands you all types of hot chicks. Unless you are in Nick Jonas’ position where he will keep his penis safely tucked between his legs and proudly sport his “no sex” ring to everyone that he runs into. He could always follow in his eldest brothers footsteps and get married at a ridulously young age just to get laid, but I doubt that will happen because he is still underage and he has a contract with Disney that he will not do anything “controversial”.
With that being said, he are some pictures of Miranda Kerr in a bikini.
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Links that are hiding their boner
Adam Lambert is the faggiest fag in Fag City- IDLYITW
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Ronnie Wood thinks he has fashion sense- Holy Moly
Guess the celebrity tattoo- popbytes
Michelle Obama gets more famous everyday- Amy Grindhouse
The Hills recap- IBBB
