Archive for June, 2008
Jessica Simpson is a “Bitch and a Whore”
Jun 30th
At least according to Pamela Anderson she is. Which is like the pot calling the kettle black. Or a whore calling another whore a black kettle. Which is little racist if you ask me.
Jessica upset Pammi and all her vegetarian chums by wearing a T-shirt proclaiming: “Real girls eat meat.†But now the former Baywatch babe has hit back with a spectacular insult. Speaking on radio in Australia – where she’s waiting to go into the Big Brother house – the star slammed her rival buxom blonde. Pammi blasted: “I think she is a bitch and whore. (Sun UK)
I love that shirt. I think girls should eat meat because of the high protein and nutrition. And also suck lots of dicks. Hey…wait minute. I just got that! My stars. That Jessica is a hoot!
(images: Phun)
Lindsay Lohan Has Another Sister
Jun 30th
Lindsay Lohan reportedly has a bastard half sister belonging to her father and another woman. Bastard may seem strong, but that’s the terminology. Like how a female dog is a bitch. And so is your whore girlfriend. Like that.
Linds’ father, Michael Lohan, has admitted to OK! that, while married — but at the time separated — to now-ex-wife Dina Lohan, he had a relationship with another woman which resulted in a pregnancy.
In a statement to OK!, Michael says, “Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.” (OK)
But Michael Lohan is doing the right thing and providing support for his illegitimate child right? ‘Course not!
Michael’s secret daughter has had many conversations with her dad, the girl’s mother tells OK!. He even called her for her 13th birthday on June 12. But he has never visited her or provided financial support.
And why should he? It’s not his fault the woman got pregnant. All he did was fuck her, leave it in and never call. Maybe that daughter needs start thinking about a job in showbiz. Those cocks aren’t going to suck themselves.
Jennifer Garner is Not Getting Divorced?
Jun 25th
So the hotties over at cele|bitchy got official word from Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck thatthey are indeed staying together and “100%” not getting a divorce. At least not until I show Jennifer my sexy dance moves. [ps. look at that question mark! It's like you don't know if the story is true, but you're asking if it is. Amazing!]
Jennifer Garner is Getting Divorced?
Jun 25th
Looks like Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck might be heading for a breakup. Apparently because the married couple are not seen together very much the speculation is that they are breaking up. It’s that or, they both have jobs and maybe they’re just gone sometimes during the day. COINCIDENCE??? [ed note: Can you believe that headline? I know, right? I should work for the Post or some shit]
Terribly unfortunate scuttlebutt has come my way. Sources insist to me that Jennifer Garner is considering splitting up from her hubby, Ben Affleck. Say it ain’t so, baby-cakes! Nevertheless, waiting on comment now from both parties. Could this be the reason Jen and Ben are always seen cooing over adorable daughter Violet separately, rarely as one happy family unit? Perhaps. And certainly, those who know the former Alias star well insist Ben’s mama has never particularly cared for the gal who broke Michael Vartan’s heart to hook up with Benny-Boy in the first place. (E!)
So, is Ben Affleck’s mom a big Alias fan or is she calling Jennifer Garner a whore? Because if my mom called my girl a whore, I’d want to see some proof like some plastic clear high heels, or a lower back tattoo, or her sucking some guy’s cock in front of me. I’m, thorough like that.
