Lindsay Lohan Likes Drugs
Sep 18th
"You look mighty cute in them jeans..."
Apparently, Lindsay Lohan couldn’t keep her nose clean during probation and has failed her mandatory drug test. This means she may face prison time…oh who the fuck am I kidding. She could snort coke from the canoed skull of a her own aborted fetus and drive her car right up the LA County Courthouse steps at lunchtime wearing the skin of murdered runaway teen as a jacket and she’d still never see the inside of a prison again. You see, rich people get to do what they want, and people like you and me get to murder hate them.
We’re told the court-mandated drug test in question occurred last week. According to the terms of Lindsay’s probation, she will get 30 days in jail for a positive drug test.
One source connected with Lindsay tells TMZ … “People with addiction problems don’t get better magically, and she’s really been making an effort to make herself better.” (via TMZ)
So apparently Fornarina, makes clothing for the jockey lot. Howwwwwwwwwwl!
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- Whore in wolf’s clothing
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- “You look mighty cute in them jeans…”
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- We get it, you have nice tits.
Fatback Friday Link Love!
Sep 17th
Megan Fox is in her undies- Celeb News Wire
Sacha Baron Cohen found work- Celebrity Smack
Michael Grimm proposes on live tv. Chances are the marriage will last a week- Geno’s World
Jersey Shore recap- IBBB
Anna Kournikova does Maxim- IDLYITW
Kate Gosselin shows off in her bikini- Drunken Stepfather
I want a Kim Kardashian sex doll- Allie Is Wired
Frida Pinto is greasy- Amy Grindhouse
La Coacha celebrates La Mexico. Lub joo!- Chisme Time
WTF Kesha?
Sep 16th
Cherokee People...Cherokee Pride
This is exactly why I don’t watch award shows. Â Kesha, an otherwise hot 23 year old, showed up for the VMA’s wearing this. You know this is on TV, right? She looks like she just got back from Burning Man, like literally just came out of the desert still high on petote and semen. She kinda of reminds me of your mom here. She said her vagina was a dreamcatcher.
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- I love you long time, got any pemmican?
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- Rapunzel, Rapunzel,WTF are you wearing?
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- Cherokee People…Cherokee Pride
Kim Kardashian Nude : Redux
Sep 14th
Can I borrow some sugar?
Okay, so I’ve been holding on to most of these for while because a certain Men’s Magazine get’s their crotchless panties all in a wad when you post their pictures, even though is obviously fair use and it actually drives sales. But I digress. Kim Kardashian is nude. YOU HEAR THAT GOOGLE? These pics are from the photo shoot Kim did a while back for the men’s magazine in question. Some made into to glossy stapled glory and some (read: the ones without nipples) made it into the “outtake” pile. Which is just another way of saying, ‘how can we squeeze the last drop of rights management out of these once Kim starts to lose her relevance?’
But, I being a pervy blogger professional journalist, like to give credit where credit is due. First off you can thank the folks who emblazoned these pics with the little bunny for the photography. I’d also like to thank Kim Kardashian for having huge tits and wanting to show them off like a famemongering whore. And lastly, I’d like to thank Kim’s dad for setting a murderer free. God Bless America. And Twins!
The nipple ratio is so high I had to put the pic after the jump…enjoy. Feel free to not sue me.
