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Richard Heene, or as I call him Dick, has been arrested for attempt to influence a public servant Thursday and was released on bond. It is being reported that he will plead guilty to a misdemeanor but will fight it in court if it is upgraded to a felony. If convicted of a misdemeanor then he would spend 6 months is jail and be fined anywhere from $50 to $750 dollars.

If he is convicted of a felony then he could serve 2-6 years in prison and be fined with anywhere between a $2,000-$500,000 fine. He doesn’t have any money as he was a fuck-up that wants to be on reality tv like he deserves to be in the public spotlight. Well he is making headlines now so it is a dream come true. Only in this case it isn’t 15 minutes of fame it is 2-6 years of fame. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the world’s newest d-lister.

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Earlier this year there were reports that Celine Dion was expecting a second child. Now reports are coming out of her camp that she was never expecting and that is was a false report. Or a misdiagnosis as they are calling it. I never heard the news about being pregnant called a diagnosis before.

Anyway, she basically had a miscarriage and is to ashamed to use those words. You know Canadians, they are so proper. I think she basically doesn’t want people around the world to feel sorry for her because she is just to big to do that. She is Celine Dion! Canadian superhero! She can end world hunger and bring peace in the middle east by hitting one high vocal note. No one can fuck with her. Or maybe she is just some old lady whose eggs have dried up. Take your pick.

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Links that are meek and little

Britney Spears looking saggy and sideways- IDLYITW

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Shakira got dreadlocks- Holy Moly

Silk suits are for pansies- popbytes

Angelina Jolie is adopting without Brad Pitt- Amy Grindhouse

The Hills recap- IBBB

Fergie sucks at making sex tapes- notorious news

Tony Soprano will break your face- IDLYITW

Christian Serratos is nude for PETA- Fatback Media (NSFW)

I really could give a flying fuck less about these pictures. Who Robert Pattinson is putting his dirty wiener into is really none of my business and actually kind of makes me wanna gag a little bit. This story is the talk of the town right now. Everyone already pretty much knew Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were dating but this just kind of confirms it.

Technically they are not holding hands. Robert is holding onto a hat and Kristen is failingly gripping his wrist. I don’t blame him, that hat is worth more than Kristen Stewart’s life 10 times over. They seem happy but that is more likely due to the fact that they both just got done hitting on a blunt than it does “true love”. Once these two take a shower,quit drugs and get a role in a movie that is worth a damn, then I will care who is dating who.

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