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Kevin Federline has put on a few pounds lately and it shows in just about every picture that has been taken of him in the past few weeks/months. Now he has yet again fallen ass backwards into money and capitalized on his recent weight gain. Nothing is official yet but sources are saying that he has been offered $2.5 million to be the new spokesperson for EP-2 (Extreme Physical Performance).

Of course if he becomes the new spokesperson he will actually have to, you know, work. And he will have to shed the pounds which could bring him back to the body he had when he first met Britney Spears making her want to take him back. OK so I wouldn’t go that far but she will definitely be jealous of Victoria Prince. Now all he has to do is take off his shirt and shoot the before pictures and then he can starts doing squats or whatever the fuck people do to lose weight. K-Fed doesn’t really need the money though. He gets $22,000 off of Britney every month but with this new money coming into his life, you have to question the motives of his girlfriend Victoria Prince. Is she gold digging the gold digger? Karma is a bitch.

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Kevin Federline needs two things very desperately in his life right now. Some extra money and to lose some weight. Even though people are making him out to be this monster of obesity, he actually hasn’t put on that many pounds. But it was enough to get NutriSystem’s attention. They want him to start using their supplement and after he loses a few pounds, to become their spokesperson.

Now this is kind of an odd move for them, they have had legends like Dan Marino and Tony Orlando, who sucks, as their spokespeople, but K-Fed? If he started doing their commercials I would record it and throw it up on YouTube just so people could laugh. No word on how much he would be paid yet, but in the mean time he can continue to leech off of Britney Spears with a fat $22,000 alimony check every month. I love this guy.

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Britney Spears is a diva and most people know that. Her most recent diva demand is that her kids go out on tour with her or she will cancel her tour. as if she had enough money to do that. Anyway, behind the scenes Britney Spears, her father Jamie Spears and K-Fed have been working out a deal for her kids to go out on the road with her. K-Fed with dollar signs in his pupils said that if she takes them on tour not only with Britney have to pay him an additional $4,000 a month on top of his $22,000 a month he already gets from Britney, but they will have to arrange a place for K-Fed to stay during the tour.

The only reason where K-Fed will stay is because Britney will have 3 “bases” during the tour where the kids will stay and she can commute back and forth before and after the shows. The three bases are in New Orleans, Los Angeles and New Jersey. This is a pretty good deal. K-Fed is like my favorite person in Hollywood right now. He is the biggest gold digger since Anna Nicole Smith and that bitch was fugly. So after we do the math we see that K-Fed is making $28,000 a month, has a killer pad in L.A. and gets his own temporary pad New Orleans and New Jersey. Rock on. Just think all he had to do to get all this was have sex with Britney Spears. Worth it? I didn’t think so.

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