Posts tagged K-Fed
K-Fed is Fit Again
Jan 27th
Kevin Federline just got done shoot a show that TOTALLY sucks called Celebrity Fit Club where a bunch of z-list celebrities get together and try to lose weight by doing all these little events and you would think it would be kind of like The Biggest Loser where people lose like 10 pounds in a week but the trainers are weak and can only help them shed like 3 pounds in a week that they could have shed by staying at home and bench pressing their remote control.
K-Fed had this to say about his depression which led to his over eating, ““A number of things between, I mean, everybody knows what happened with me and Brit. I’m not going to say that’s the total cause of it but, I mean, just not being happy with myself was probably the main part of my depression.â€
Oh really? Not being happy with yourself led to your depression? I am no psychologist but I am guessing, yea, that makes sense. Later in the interview he told the interviewer that he is much happier with his life right now and he should be. Dude gets $22k a month in alimony. At the end of the day, K-Fed is fine and Britney is the psychopath in the relationship.
K-Fed is a Movie Star!
Dec 22nd
K-Fed lost a shitload of weight on Celebrity Fit Clubwhich is like the worst show on tv so I am not sure how he did. But according to people around him, he has shed 30 pounds and is back to being the player’s playa like he is. He even got a movie role in American Pie: The Book of Love.
I think all the American Pie sequels suck ass but I think I will have to rent this bad boy just to see my favorite gold digger. Not sure how much he got paid to do this movie but it doesn’t really mater cause he is making tons of bank off his ex Spears SHABAM!
Kevin Fatterline is About to Get Paid
Aug 6th
Kevin Federline has put on a few pounds lately and it shows in just about every picture that has been taken of him in the past few weeks/months. Now he has yet again fallen ass backwards into money and capitalized on his recent weight gain. Nothing is official yet but sources are saying that he has been offered $2.5 million to be the new spokesperson for EP-2 (Extreme Physical Performance).
Of course if he becomes the new spokesperson he will actually have to, you know, work. And he will have to shed the pounds which could bring him back to the body he had when he first met Britney Spears making her want to take him back. OK so I wouldn’t go that far but she will definitely be jealous of Victoria Prince. Now all he has to do is take off his shirt and shoot the before pictures and then he can starts doing squats or whatever the fuck people do to lose weight. K-Fed doesn’t really need the money though. He gets $22,000 off of Britney every month but with this new money coming into his life, you have to question the motives of his girlfriend Victoria Prince. Is she gold digging the gold digger? Karma is a bitch.
Links that weigh a buck twenty
Kelly Brook isn’t Katherine Heigl- IDLYITW
Katherine McPhee is blonde- Allie Is Wired
Cindy Crawford is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
It turns out Leighton Meester doesn’t have a sex tape- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Kristin Kreuk is relaxing- IDLYITW
K-Fed Might Be Getting Paid
Apr 23rd
Kevin Federline needs two things very desperately in his life right now. Some extra money and to lose some weight. Even though people are making him out to be this monster of obesity, he actually hasn’t put on that many pounds. But it was enough to get NutriSystem’s attention. They want him to start using their supplement and after he loses a few pounds, to become their spokesperson.
Now this is kind of an odd move for them, they have had legends like Dan Marino and Tony Orlando, who sucks, as their spokespeople, but K-Fed? If he started doing their commercials I would record it and throw it up on YouTube just so people could laugh. No word on how much he would be paid yet, but in the mean time he can continue to leech off of Britney Spears with a fat $22,000 alimony check every month. I love this guy.
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