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Kate Gosselin may have gotten her show cancelled, well she didn’t Jon did but she is not giving up on the limelight yet. She says that since she has been in front of the cameras so many times before that she feels comfortable and thinks she would do well in movies. She even said that she wants to do a voice in a childrens movie.

Kate is on the right track but she completely overlooked what would work perfectly for her. A movie about her crazy ass life. It could be made for tv and it could be a cartoon. It could be like one of those dungeons and dragons cartoons where Kate would be the superhero and she fights off the bad influences like Jon. Meanwhile her kids would be forced to eat that organic food shit she constantly makes for them.

In the end she would win and be awarded the attention whore of the month reward from a mystical fairy. Doesn’t that sound good? Shit, TLC should be paying me. Not those two losers.

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Jon and Kate Gosselin are about to officially exit the tabloid ring. Well maybe. Unless Jon keeps banging 20-year-olds and getting hammered in New York. But the show is over. The show Jon and Kate Plus 8 or more recently mentioned as Kate Plus 8 has been officially cancelled says a TLC spokesperson.

This sucks that just because Kate is a wailing bitch and Jonis a balding douche bag that they have to cancel one of the best shows on tv. Kate has said previously that the only income she gets is from the shows paycheck. Maybe that means that Kate actually has to go out and…DUN DUN DUN… get a job! She should start a show about that. I bet it would last 12 seasons cause no one is gonna hire a freaked out eccentric mother of 8 to run their, whatever.

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There are rumors floating about that Jon and Kate Gosselin are going to both keep their trap shut while they hammer out their legal issues. The issues at hand are the custody of the kids (Kate wants them) and money (Jon took over $230k from their joint banking account). We will see where this leads but in the meantime Mark Heller has said that Jon will not be talking to the tabloids until after the hearing.

I love, LOVE, Jon and Kate Plus 8 or Kate Plus 8but all the media attention they are getting is getting more and more boring. I could understand if Jon was out doing a bunch of drugs off of stripper’s titties but so far the worst thing he has done is smoke cigarettes. Ooo! Badass! I bet Michael Lohan put him up to that. One thing that is unique about this hearing is that never in the history of the Gosselins have they ever been more at odds.

Kate wants custody, the show to go on, and all the money back. Jon could give a shit less about custody but wants the show cancelled and I am sure he worked it out with his lawyer Heller that he deserves some cut of the $230k. I promise I will not write anymore bullshit about them until there is something solid agreed upon. Expect that later this week. Until then, I will stick with the Jon and Kate Plus 8 reruns.

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