Posts tagged Kate Gosselin
Laugh Out Loud!
Apr 21st
Last night on Dancing With The Starswhich is one of the worst shows in television history, Kate Gosselin got voted off and now she has to go home to be an actual mother. Poor girl. I have this strange obsession with Kate Gosselin but if you paid any attention at all tot he tabloids when you will know that Kate did horribly on the show.
I am sure she is moving on to her next feat which will involve her doing some stupid bullshit on TLC. Maybe she will do the whole job search show, maybe it will be a cooking show. I don’t know and I don’t care. If it wasn’t for L.A. InkTLC would be fucking dead right now and Kate Gosselin can not save it.
Jon And Kate Plus 8 Might Be Coming Back
Apr 11th
It seems that Jon Gosselin has had a change of heart about having his kids filmed by TLC camera crews. Basically because he is going to go broke on legal fees against the corporation if he doesn’t make a play and fast. He is being represented by a lawyer named Anthony F. List which is pretty hysterical considering Jon is king of the F-List.
I am sure that Jon And Kate Plus 8 will not come back but that does not mean we will miss out on our favorite two tabloid whores. Kate will lose on Dancing With The Stars and if we get lucky she will even fall on her ass. And when she is done doing that she will do yet another book tour and the paparazzi will follow her step by step. I just wanna see more Jon though. I am totally Team Jon cause Kate is a bitch. Or a bitch from hell if you listen to the judges on Dancing With The Stars.
Tony Dovolani Hates Kate Gosselin
Apr 9th
It seems that Tony Dovolani isn’t too happy about being teamed up with Kate Gosselin on Dancing With The Stars. In fact, if there is one thing everyone knows about the show is that Tony hates Kate and Kate hates Tony. The ratings for the show are going through the roof beating out American Idol last week and everyone is saying it is because of Kate.
The heat between them has escalated to the point that Tony will not be anywhere around her unless the are rehearsing or doing the actual dance on the show itself. If I ever met Kate Gosselin I would do everything in my power to get in her pants but I don’t think this guy is desperate enough for that just yet. More for me.
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Kate Gosselin Gets New TLC Reality Show
Apr 8th
I am not sure why Kate Gosselin still ants to be in the spotlight. She got into tv not because she was an attention whore but because she said there was a genuine curiosity on what it would be like to see a family raise eight kids. Now that show is over and for some reason Kate is still around.
Now TLC, since the ratings will be sky high, is giving Kate a reality show called Twist Of Kate where she answers questions via letter from mothers around America and comes to visit some of these people personally. Kate has already said that she is definitely not an expert in being a mom but that she thinks she can help.
