Posts tagged Kevin Federline
K-Fed is a Movie Star!
Dec 22nd
K-Fed lost a shitload of weight on Celebrity Fit Clubwhich is like the worst show on tv so I am not sure how he did. But according to people around him, he has shed 30 pounds and is back to being the player’s playa like he is. He even got a movie role in American Pie: The Book of Love.
I think all the American Pie sequels suck ass but I think I will have to rent this bad boy just to see my favorite gold digger. Not sure how much he got paid to do this movie but it doesn’t really mater cause he is making tons of bank off his ex Spears SHABAM!
K-Fed is Hanging in There
Oct 29th
Kevin Federline is attempting to lose all the weight that he has put on since breaking up with Britney Spears and he is doing that by being featured on Celebrity Fat Club. I have seen the show before and it specializes in d-listers and basically talentless celebrities. Of course K-Fed is right up their alley.
I doubt he will take it all off but some fatty from High School Musical is saying that he is doing really well. KayCee Stroh is saying, ” Kevin is really a trooper. He’s actually quite shy and quiet and soft-spoken. But when he pipes in, he’s very funny and really witty.” KayCee is the fatty from High School Musical that only had a few talking roles because Disney wants to portray the idea that it is ok to be fat. It is not ok but that is what Disney is trying to portray. Bastards.
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Josh Duhamel cheated on Fergie- IDLYITW
Kate Gosselin bitches on The Ellen Show- Allie Is Wired
Miranda Kerr is in a bikini again- Drunken Stepfather
*NEWS FLASH* Lindsay Lohan eats!- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Levi Johnson is going to be nude in Playgirl- notorious news
Alessandra Ambrosio is for no reason- IDLYITW
A Lindsay Lohan nipple slip- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Kevin Federline is a Slob
Oct 7th
We all know that K-Fed has let himself go since the beginning of the Circus tour. I massuming this just has to do witht he fact that he is lazy and doesn’t want to work out. Thing is, he let his house go to. The dude makes $22,000 a month from Britney Spears and he can’t even afford to hire a maid? He now owes over $110,000 in unpaid rent for his Cali pad and apparently the house is a wreck. This is what the owners are reporting…
- A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
- Permanent spit marks on exterior paint
- Broken light covers
- Bent light posts
- Broken tiles
- Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
- Drawings all over the walls
- A room that was turned into a studio (without the owners’ permission)
- Broken dishwasher … with broken baskets
- Dismantled smoke detectors
- Front driveway oil-leak damage
- Master bathroom windows tinted (without owners’ permission)
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Kevin Federline Doesn’t Care That He’s A Fatass
Sep 22nd
Kevin Federline becomes my idol more and more as time passes. Not only is the gold digger to end all gold diggers but the dude has spent a good amount of that money on the best thing on earth…FOOD! You can see his weight gain in the pic above. That isn’t a pillow underneath his shirt, the dude is fat.
When reporters questioned Shar Jackson, Federline’s ex, at the HBO post Emmy party about his weight she said, “He doesn’t care. The beautiful thing about him is that he could care less.” I am not sure the word “beautiful” is the word I would use to describe his weight gain but whatever works for her. I am not quite sure what the fuck Shar Jackson was doing at an HBO after party but she must have known someone (K-Fed) who knew someone (Britney Spears) to get her pathetic ass through the door.
What is really weird about his weight gain is that almost all of the fat went to his stomach. He doesn’t have a double chin and he doesn’t have fat billowing from his wrists. It is all stomach. I guess cause that is where the food goes. Dude needs to jump on a treadmill before he gets type 2 diabetes.
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