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Kevin Federline is attempting to lose all the weight that he has put on since breaking up with Britney Spears and he is doing that by being featured on Celebrity Fat Club. I have seen the show before and it specializes in d-listers and basically talentless celebrities. Of course K-Fed is right up their alley.

I doubt he will take it all off but some fatty from High School Musical is saying that he is doing really well. KayCee Stroh is saying, ” Kevin is really a trooper. He’s actually quite shy and quiet and soft-spoken. But when he pipes in, he’s very funny and really witty.” KayCee is the fatty from High School Musical that only had a few talking roles because Disney wants to portray the idea that it is ok to be fat. It is not ok but that is what Disney is trying to portray. Bastards.

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We all know that K-Fed has let himself go since the beginning of the Circus tour. I massuming this just has to do witht he fact that he is lazy and doesn’t want to work out. Thing is, he let his house go to. The dude makes $22,000 a month from Britney Spears and he can’t even afford to hire a maid? He now owes over $110,000 in unpaid rent for his Cali pad and apparently the house is a wreck. This is what the owners are reporting…

 Dayum. That is horrid. I wouldn’t be surprised if they court found out about this and ruled that it was unsanitary for his children and Spears got full custody. Now that shit would be crazy. In K-Fed’s defense he was busy chain smoking Marlboros and eating chicken carbanara to care what his house looked like. Seriously this shit is gross. I am gonna go vomit now.

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Kevin Federline becomes my idol more and more as time passes. Not only is the gold digger to end all gold diggers but the dude has spent a good amount of that money on the best thing on earth…FOOD! You can see his weight gain in the pic above. That isn’t a pillow underneath his shirt, the dude is fat.

When reporters questioned Shar Jackson, Federline’s ex, at the HBO post Emmy party about his weight she said, “He doesn’t care. The beautiful thing about him is that he could care less.” I am not sure the word “beautiful” is the word I would use to describe his weight gain but whatever works for her. I am not quite sure what the fuck Shar Jackson was doing at an HBO after party but she must have known someone (K-Fed) who knew someone (Britney Spears) to get her pathetic ass through the door.

What is really weird about his weight gain is that almost all of the fat went to his stomach. He doesn’t have a double chin and he doesn’t have fat billowing from his wrists. It is all stomach. I guess cause that is where the food goes. Dude needs to jump on a treadmill before he gets type 2 diabetes.

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