Archive for June, 2009
Bitch Fight!
Jun 30th
Anna Kournikova is hands down in the top 10 hottest chicks in America. Maybe even the world. But looks can only get you so far, and when you are in a crowded drunken bar, it doesn’t really matter what you look like. Attending Lavo in Las Vegas, Anna Kournikova was chillin’ with friends when a woman thought Anna was invading her space. Therefore, the woman did what anyone else would do who is feeling boxed in. She threw a drink at her.
This didn’t sit well with Anna so she got up and starting screaming at the patron. Rumor has it that Anna left the bar with multiple scratch marks on her neck after the cat fight that ensued. OK, I think I just creamed my jeans. Not only is she rich and hot, she gets into fights with people. She is a bad ass. A rebel. OK so maybe she isn’t a “rebel” but she stands up for herself which I like, and if I ever scored a date with Anna Kournikova and there was a good chance of her getting into a bitch fight with another chick, my heart would be pounding out of my chest the entire night. Team Anna!
Links that can take care of themselves
I will see the new Megan Fox movie. Because she is Megan Fox- IDLYITW
The Invention of Lying looks like a killer movie- Geno’s World
Kim Kardashian is out and about- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Mariah Carey dresses like a dude. I don’t see much of a difference. – popbytes
Hey look! It’s MICHAEL JACKSON! Oh wait, he’s dead. – Seriously? OMG! WTF?
I can see Ciara’s nipples- Drunken Stepfather
Michael Jackson has no biological kids- IDLYITW
Simon Cowell is super rich- notorious news
Amy Winehouse isn’t allowed to take care of dogs- Holy Moly
Lady GaGa is fancy- yeeeah
More on LiLo’s birthday bash- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day – College Humor
Brooke Hogan is still whoring herself out for no apparent reason- Amy Grindhouse
Sex=kids and kids=misery- I Don’t Want Your Life
Michael Jackson fans are commiting suicide- Allie Is Wired
Horseface and Pussypants Look so Happy Together
Jun 30th
Sarah Jessica Parker’s are dried up more than a potato chip in the mojave desert, so a while back, 9 months back, they used a surrogate mother to birth her and Matthew Broderick’s twins. These are the first “official” photos of the babies since the birth. I don’t know if they sold the image to the tabloids or if it was leaked by a relative or friend.
The names of the babies are Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge Broderick. You can’t really tell by the names but they are both female. I don’t know why one has the Broderick after the name and the other doesn’t but since their parents are celebrities they are lucky their name isn’t Mowgli or whatever name celebrities dream up after welcoming babies into this world.
Michael Jackson was in Bad Shape
Jun 29th
The autopsy report on Michael Jackson has been released to the press, or at least The New York Post and the results are horrifying. They are reporting that during the autopsy they found out that Michael was completely bald and had been wearing a wig for some time. Also they found out that he had nothing in his stomach whatsoever except for a few slightly dissolved pills.
Also he had multiple scars all over his body from plastic surgery. Also needle marks all over his body from injections of what people are speculating were painkillers. On top of all that, he weighed only a mere 112 pounds at the time of his death. This was not the condition of someone who was ready to go on a 50 date tour in Europe. The sad thing is, his ego was so big, he was such an icon, he probably thought he was “too big” to go to rehab. Though a lengthy stint at a rehab facility would have done him a world of good. Very unfortunate.
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Update: It is now being reported by TMZ that the results from Michael Jackson’s autopsy that was originally posted by The Sun is in fact a fake and that the actual autopsy results have not been released to the public yet. Yea, I know, I find this annoying too. But the good news is, maybe Michael wasn’t in such terrible shape at the time of his passing.
Links that are very fortunate
Lindsay Lohan is hard at work- IDLYITW
Preview of FHM’s hottest women issue- Geno’s World
The elephant in the room- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Michael Jackson is on the cover of Time magazine- popbytes
Janet Jackson talks about Michael at the BET awards- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Britney Spears is brunette, engaged- yeeeah
Kendra Wilkinson is married- IDLYITW
Michael jackson’s mother has filed for guardianship- notorious news
More on Michael Jackson- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Lily Allen is…blonde?- I Don’t Want Your Life
Jessica Simpson has a thick boy neck. Complete with adams apple- Drunken Stepfather
Britney Spears’Â Twitter got hacked- Amy Grindhouse
Heidi Montag has a new song out- Allie Is Wired
Billy Mays is Dead
Jun 29th
Billy Mays, the t.v. infomercial guru who sold us things like OxiClean and, well, OxiClean died Sunday night. Of course no one is talking about it because 70′s sex symbol Farrah Fawcett and the King of Pop Michael Jackson just passed away. I think all people are created equal and therefore should all be recognized when they pass away.
Billy Mays not too long ago did an appearence on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien and Conan poked fun at him and another infomercial guy about having beef with the sexual predator a.k.a. the Sham Wow guy. Billy Mays died apparently of a head injury he got on a plane but later died in his sleep. R.I.P.
