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Samantha Ronson has been spending a lot of time in London. Apparently the act of picking up a record and putting it on the record player and occasionally scratching it back and forth can earn you a lot of money these days. Seems like a frugal job.

So while SamRo was deejaying in London, Lindsay Lohan followed her there is a lame attempt to win her back. Apparently she did just so, or did she? She wrote on her Twitter page, ” Leaving London with my favorite favorite.” Now Lohan could be talking about a number of things. A large back of cocaine. A case of red bulls. But people are speculating that her “favorite favorite” is Samantha Ronson.

If they are back together it is not like they will be able to keep it a secret. Sam will deejay and LiLo will be there getting hammered and annoying the fuck out of Sam. So basically I have to wait a full 12 hours before we find out if they are back on or not. I am calling bullshit, but the clubs will tell us the truth.

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Lindsay Lohan has been split from Samantha Ronson for a few weeks now, but they still remain “friends.” They haven’t really been seen with each other much in the public, but they have stayed in contact through Blackberry text messages and short visits. It is also being reported that while LiLo was in Hawaii and SamRo was in NYC, Lindsay changed her blackberry messenger name to “LL loves Sam Ronson.”

But don’t worry, Lindsay will not hook back up with that troll again. Mainly because that troll’s family will lose all respect for her if she does. A source close to Ronson says, ” Sam’s family will literally lose all respect if she goes back to Lindsay, and that’s what’s convincing her things are really over.” I say good riddance. Lindsay could eat just about any cock in Hollywood. Why would she settle for 3rd grade tuna when she could be eating the best steak in the house?

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I am going to take this news with a big grain of salt and take my time before saying that LiLo and SamRo are dunzo. Apparently Samantha Rosnon’s family, not necessarily Samantha Ronson, wants to get a restraining order against Lindsay Lohan. Sgt.Nutall of the Beverly Hills PD said, ” They were directed to the court to get a restraining order.” I saw some video yesterday of LiLo hiding her face and getting asked by the paparazzi if her and Sam were dunzo and all she had to say was, “I love Sam.”

This is sad news, but for the sake of entertainment it is pretty good news. She could relapse after this and get some dick at the clubs she goes to every night. Since she started dating Sam, Lohan’s life has been way to boring. And I doubt Sam was smart enough to make a sex tape of the two having sex. In fact, I wouldn’t want to see that tape. My body would exchange orgasms when Lindsay was on the screen and vomitous when Sam was on the screen. My body would go from orgasm to vomitous so many times that I would eventually die from dehydration. Talk about a bitter/sweet death.

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