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Lindsay Lohan should really know better by now. She has been a Hollywood regular for years and she knows that them fuckers at PETA are crazy. Lohan while entered Paris’s VIP Room Theater in the early hours of Saturday, a crazy PETA member came running up and threw a bag of flour all over LiLo. At first Lindsay started licking her lips and said,” man this blow is bunk!” I think the PETA member could have been a little bit more creative. I mean didn’t they used to throw blood on people? That would have been more hot.

What the fuck do these PETA people do? Hang out at bars waiting for celebrities to show up so they can “flour” them. I am curious how they even knew Lohan was gonna be there. Either way, SamRo is pissed. Samantha Ronson wrote on her MySpaceblog, ” The girl who threw [the flour] acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it’s an insult to animals to group her in with them, by dog is FAR more civilized than that person.” Lets not underestimate SamRo’s dog. The dog is also far prettier than Samantha Ronson and far smarter than Lindsay Lohan.

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When you are a Hollywood starlet, you have a few exs. But the ex of all exs ran into Lindsay Lohan when she was having a night out on the town with Samantha Ronson. I am sure that after Calum got left on the dance floor he got pissed off and ranted to the paparazzi that Lohan had a gross orange pussy like Joe Francis did in 2006.

However, not all doors are closed for Calum Best. He still has a shot. See Lindsay was just recently interviewed by Harper’s Bazaar and when asked if she was a bi sexual she answered, ” Maybe. Yea.” Hot. I shouldn’t say hot. I should say maybe hot. It would be hot if Lohan was down for a threesome with another hottie but more than likely if you asked her for a three way these days she would pull that little boyish troll Samantha into the room and your boner would shrink to the size of a peanut.

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What do you call a girl who sees somebody she’s banged every where you take her?

Lindsay Lohan was recently in an awkward situation at the Apple Lounge in West Hollywood (west siiiide) with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson because several ex-lovers showed up.

“Lindsay chatted with her ex Harry Morton for a few minutes,” a witness explains about the first encounter. “Sam wasn’t thrilled.” Lindsay, 22, was there to support her live-in galpal, who was deejaying the event. But before the night was over, another of Lindsay’s exes, Calum Best, showed up, followed by former girlfriend Courtenay Semel. Although Lindsay’s rep says, “It wasn’t awkward for her to be with all of her exes,” a witness says, “That was definitely enough drama for Lindsay. She made sure the rest of the night was very mellow, drinking little as she smoked and stuck by Sam’s side.” “Lindsay reassured Sam,” a witness says, “by gently rubbing her lower back whenever they were alone.” (InTouch)

God, I’ve seen bukkake gangbangs with less dicks than Lindsay’s had inside her. Is there anything left that she hasn’t fucked? It’s probably a bad sign when your new girlfriend sees people she’s fucked every time she leaves the house. So what do you call a girl like that? A cab. Whore.

Here’s Lindsay being my truie hero by refusing to wear a bra. Also, in that last pic: WTF happened in that car? It looks like a 7-11 dumpster. I bet there’s a stillborn baby undr those Cheez-its.

Lindsay Lohan’s estranged dad, Michael Lohan says he’ll likely not show up for her reported wedding to lover Samantha Ronson later this year.

Michael Lohan - who claims he hasn’t been told about plans for Lindsay to marry DJ Samantha later this year - doubts he will be involved in the ceremony if his daughter does tie the knot.

He said: “I haven’t heard anything about an upcoming wedding from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle.

“She knows about my Christian faith - she just wouldn’t ask.” (source)

He’s playing the Christian card here, but I think he’s like you and me and he’s all for some girl on girl - so long as both the girls are hot. Samantha Ronson is gonna need a serious dose of Prof. Henry Higgins if she’s gonna get into the spank bank. I’m not saying that Michael Lohan would jerk it to his naked daughter getting it on with another hot chick, I’m saying that he’s jerk it to his naked daughter just hanging out around the house.

This is Lindsay Lohan heading out to party in Cannes. There are are 4 types of people who go to Cannes for the Film Festival.

1. Film makers
2. Actors
3. Studio Types
4. Whores

I’ll leave it you to figure out where our girl here fits in. Speaking of thespians. Lindsay is out with Samantha Ronson, who despite doing her best Pete Doherty look is still a girl. So that makes her a lesbian and that makes Lindsay a selfish bitch who will actually cross gender lines to be narcissistic and cruel. She’d better watch out though, because according Hollywood, gays are violently jealous rich people who like to stab things. True story.

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