Posts tagged Tila Tequila
Celebrity Rehab Postponed
Jun 1st
There is a show out there that is on VH1 or MTV or some shit and it is called Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew and they are postponing the show’s start date this season because they do not have enough celebrities who are fucked up enough to be on the  show on their roster.
I am actually thinking about watching the show because Tila Tequila will be on there and I love that gutterslut. As I have said multiple times before, she blocked me on Twitter which is an awesome place to see attention whores whore it up old school style. I will look into the show and actually watch when it starts and will report on here when some celeb snaps and runs naked through the parking lot. I hope that celeb is Tila Tequila.
Tila Tequila Is Gonna Be On Celebrity Rehab
May 25th
Tila Tequila will do just about anything for attention and now she is going to make a mark on televvision by being on a littlle show called Celebrity Rehab 4. I wasn’t even aware that there was a Celebrity Rehab 1.
It is hosted by Dr.Drew Pinsky cause that loser thinks he knows everything. He goes by Dr.Drew because if he went by Dr.Pinsky he would get beaten up and pee his pants when someone fakes a punch towards his face.
Tila is now claiming she is addicted to Ambien sleep meds and the way she ingested them is through sniffing which apparently causes hallucinations according to Radar. Also, she might get a show on VH1 about the sober life if she does clean herself up.
So basically we are getting a big dose of Tila Tequila whoredom and if things go well, we will get a second huge dose of Tila Tequila whoredom. It is basically a lose/lose people.
Tila Tequila Rules!
May 13th
Everyone in the world, at least those who are on Twitter think Tila Tequila is annoying as fuck because she floods everyone’s account. She blocked my ass a long time ago for harassing her but I still think she is a pretty cool chick.
She is proving just how cool she is by showing us some mega boobage on the red carpet. The only thing that is absent is her nipples which I have seen before anyway. I am not sure what she is doing at a red carpet event in the first place but someone thought it would be a pretty good idea to invite Tila Tequila and I want to give that guy a cookie.
Tila Tequila Fall Down,Go Boom
Feb 15th
Yesterday while Tila Tequila was terrorizing Twitter (@officialTila) like she does everyday, she mentioned that she had fallen and bumped her head and that she had in fact cracked her skull and that she may have a concussion. I believe that she fell down but I doubt that I am lucky enough for her to have a concussion.
Shortly after tweeting that she “dented” her head she was released from the hospital with a clean bill of health and was back annoying the fuck out of her followers on Twitter in a matter of hours. I would love to tell you some of the crazy shit she writes about on there but she has blocked me. A personal feat that I am proud of. Though it would be nice to have a link from the attention whore herself the next time she decides to take off all her clothes and host a Ustream video. Still lookin’ for that vid.
