Archive for May, 2010
Gary Coleman Might Die
May 28th
Earlier this week Gary Coleman had an accident at his Utah home and was taken to a hospital close by and was treated for a brain hemorrhage. Those seem to be popular these days.
I am not sure if he will survive as he is now on life support but he is one of my favorite d-list celebrities and if you know me, you know I like d-list celebrities much more than I like the snobby a-listers. I hope he pulls through. He is a cool guy.
Bitch Is Fuckin’ Retarded
May 26th
Lindsay Lohan seems to be completely oblivious that when she dyes her hair, any  color, it looks like shit. Lindsay has something that a lot of people don’t have and would give an arm and a leg to get, red hair.
She dyed her hair last night as if somehow that would make her more fucckable and damn was she wrong. By the way, she has to film scenes in Texas supposedly and she had black hair for that so does that mean that role is over or was she lying about it to begin with? I bet the latter.
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Ellen DeGeneres Starts Record Label
May 26th
I am not sure what ellen DeGeneres knows about the music industry other than she likes to dance to music but she thinks it is the best idea in the world to start a record label. I am still not sure what the fuck she is doing on Amercian Idol cause as far as I am concerned, bitch is tone deaf.
I guess sitting around all day eating Portia DeRossi’s pussy can get boring (wouldn’t bore me) so now she is starting a record label and signed that douche bag YouTube kid who is famous on YouTube. Fuckers on  YouTube should never be allowed to go anywhere near L.A. cause whatever the fuck they are doing, no matter how many views they get, it is a fluke.
Tila Tequila Is Gonna Be On Celebrity Rehab
May 25th
Tila Tequila will do just about anything for attention and now she is going to make a mark on televvision by being on a littlle show called Celebrity Rehab 4. I wasn’t even aware that there was a Celebrity Rehab 1.
It is hosted by Dr.Drew Pinsky cause that loser thinks he knows everything. He goes by Dr.Drew because if he went by Dr.Pinsky he would get beaten up and pee his pants when someone fakes a punch towards his face.
Tila is now claiming she is addicted to Ambien sleep meds and the way she ingested them is through sniffing which apparently causes hallucinations according to Radar. Also, she might get a show on VH1 about the sober life if she does clean herself up.
So basically we are getting a big dose of Tila Tequila whoredom and if things go well, we will get a second huge dose of Tila Tequila whoredom. It is basically a lose/lose people.
