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If you live in Australia (ha ha) then you probably have heard about Britney Spears massive failure at her first show there. Apparently the Aussies think that American celebrities sing their own lyrics. Not so. 99.9% of all American singers lip sync their lyrics because they are too wasted to remember the lyrics.

I could stand up here and defend Britney but she hasn’t really done anything for me lately so I will just let her suffer. I am sure after all this drama Britney will go back to her $8,000,000,000 mansion and do her hair and forget there is this little tiny island on this planet called Australia. She cares so much. It just touches me right here. ::sobs::

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An Eva Mendes nipple slip!- Fatback Media (NSFW)

I have to say, I don’t see a lot of Britney Spears anymore. She is off doing her Circus tour and she hardly ever surfaces. Just recently she was chilling with who I am guessing is her agent, or whatever, that she is rumored to be dating. I am also glad that when she did surface she is in a bikini.

Not all people look good in a bikini and Britney Spears is one of those people or at least she used to be. In the past 6 months she looks KILLER in a bikini. That’s all I got. Enjoy.

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The Circus tour is almost over but Britney just wanted to solidify the fact that she will get to see her kids just about as often as she likes. An L.A. county superior court granted Britney 50/50 custody of her kids until at least the end of this year. TMZ also confirmed that K-Fed is still raking in that $20,000 a month and confirmed something I never heard of before. He is getting $25,000 a month when his kids are outside of California.

I guess the judge granted that because he might need a first class airplane trip to where ever his kids are. And you can’t fly first class with out a bottle of dom. And you can’t travel to some distant strange state without staying at the Hilton. And you can’t just rent any car to go see your kids. You need to rent a Bentley. You see? K-Fed is just trying to survive in a mixed up crazy world. And people call him a gold digger. For shame.

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