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I have to say, I don’t see a lot of Britney Spears anymore. She is off doing her Circus tour and she hardly ever surfaces. Just recently she was chilling with who I am guessing is her agent, or whatever, that she is rumored to be dating. I am also glad that when she did surface she is in a bikini.

Not all people look good in a bikini and Britney Spears is one of those people or at least she used to be. In the past 6 months she looks KILLER in a bikini. That’s all I got. Enjoy.

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The Circus tour is almost over but Britney just wanted to solidify the fact that she will get to see her kids just about as often as she likes. An L.A. county superior court granted Britney 50/50 custody of her kids until at least the end of this year. TMZ also confirmed that K-Fed is still raking in that $20,000 a month and confirmed something I never heard of before. He is getting $25,000 a month when his kids are outside of California.

I guess the judge granted that because he might need a first class airplane trip to where ever his kids are. And you can’t fly first class with out a bottle of dom. And you can’t travel to some distant strange state without staying at the Hilton. And you can’t just rent any car to go see your kids. You need to rent a Bentley. You see? K-Fed is just trying to survive in a mixed up crazy world. And people call him a gold digger. For shame.

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There are rumors floating around that Britney Spears might be engaged. To her talent agent I think. A guy named Jason but I don’t follow Britney’s life close enough to know who this Jason person is. She was photographed wearing a ring on her engagement finger while out shopping the other day and people are starting to speculate.

I don’t exactly know what to say in this situation. Usually when a chick gets engaged I think to myself if I were the guy, would I want to marry her? And in this situation I would say YES! First of all you get access to almost an unlimited amount of money. Secondly you get to bang a pretty hot Britney Spears, we all saw those bikini pics from the other day. And thirdly she always puts her kids on the sideline so you wouldn’t have to worry about being a real dad. That is K-Fed’s job. So in this situation my ruling is yes. Yes I would marry Britney Spears.

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