Posts tagged Britney Spears
Britney Spears Goes Back To Blonde
Mar 1st
Britney Spears dyed her hair blonde again over the weekend in an attempt to look hot. I gotta say that between the Candies ads and now she let go of herself a little bit and started to develop a double chin but now she seems to have her shit together again. I am sure some dumbass told her that blondes have more fun but to be honest there is nothing really fun about Britney Spears life.
She is under a conservatorship and can’t spend dick worth of money and she has full rights to visit her kids whenever she wants to but let’s be honest, she has never really wanted to be with her kids even when they were little. There were two celebrity suicides this past week and I am surprised that Britney wasn’t one of them.
She Can’t Afford That Shit
Feb 11th
Britney Spears is under a conservatorship and can only spend $500 a week authorized by her daddy but she still does shit like she has millions to blow on whatever she wants. Yesterday she test drove a Maserati. Well, she didn’t drive it, someone else did and she chilled in the passenger seat and gabbed on her cell phone.
In fact, she can not by law buy the car without the judges consent. So I doubt this will be her new toy. Her ex K-Fed has a better chance of buying a Maserati than she does.
Britney Spears is Due in Court
Jan 22nd
Britney Spears conservatorship has been going on for over two years now and the judge wants some one on one time with Britney to make sure she understands everything and isn’t a dumbshit. Just to remind everyone, the conservatorship gives Britney $1,500 a week to spend on whatever she likes and her father makes nearly $2,000 a week to make sure things go smoothly financially for Britney and K-Fed gets a fat $22k alimony check.
I am thinking if Britney can go in there and convince the judge that she is stable and won’t go crazy again then the judge will let her retain the use of all her finances again. Also, if Britney regains control of her finances… she will go crazy again. I am not sure who I am rooting for her so I will just point and laugh at Britney’s misfortune. ::points,laughs::
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Britney Spears Will Never Be Pretty
Dec 29th
Britney Spears star has faded out and her music really sucks these days. I guess to compensate for her lack of talent she dyed her hair brunette again in an attempt to look…like something I can not think of right now. This may be her way of communicating that she hates being under a conservatorship but I am not sure.
Oh yea, let’s not forget the conservatorship. That shit still cracks me up. She is so pathetic she can not even control her own money. And let’s face it, she will never get control of it again, or full custody for that matter. Britney was a star in the early 2000′s but since then she has gone no where but downhill. I just wish her child support payments to K-Fed were a little fatter because the only success in their relationship is the success of K-Fed gouging Britney for every dime she has.
Links that have control over their own money
I need more of Kim Cloutier- IDLYITW
Kourtney Kardashian shows off her new baby boy- Geno’s World
Susan Boyle has no business in Japan- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Candice Swanepoel is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Sofia Vergara is on a boat- yeeeah
Michael Lohan is a vagina kicker- notorious news
Coco is the cellulite queen- IDLYITW
Lily Allen is topless,smoking- Fatback Media (NSFW)
