Archive for February, 2009
J-Lo Isn’t Rich Enough Already
Feb 27th
Jennifer Lopez is a very famous person. She is a successful musician and even an actress. Hell, we even have a nick name for her, J-Lo . So what the fuck is the deal with her suing baby stroller companies? Apparently a company called Silver Cross Ltd. used J-Lo and Skeletor’s likeness in their ads and tv commercials. This didn’t make J-Lo very happy. She has taken the company to court and wants $30 million for defamation of character or some shit.
They did however use that stroller at one time, and the pictures of them using the stroller is what the company used to whore their product. J-Lo hasn’t really been in the news recently so this may all be some sort of publicity stunt. J-Lo should be happy that her face is still in magazines and ads. I think like 2 years ago she made a cd but it was all in Spanish and I could not understand it. If times ever do get really rough for J-Lo, she can have a can crushing contest with Kim Kardashian with their asses. My money is on J-Lo because her ass has been consistently big since 2001 and Kim’s ass tends to get larger and smaller in the period of a few weeks or so.
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Links that have a 32 waist and 55 ass
Tila Tequila is predictable- IDLYITW
Easy, breezy, beautiful Lindsay Lohan- IBBB
Jamie Foxx has a new shitty song- Allie Is Wired
Jonathan Rhys Meyers is back in rehab- Celeb News Wire
Marissa Miller doesn’t need make-up- yeeeah
Miley Cyrus just bought a new car- I Don’t Want Your Life
Slumdog Millionaire actor gets beaten like a red headed step child- IDLYITW
Hilary Duff is chillin’ with poor people- Drunken Stepfather
Gotta take a dump? It’ll cost you- Holy Moly
Frankmusik has a new music video- popbytes
Katy Perry is the attention whore of the week- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Rihanna has healed up nicely- Geno’s World
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Wino comes crawling back to hubby- notorious news
Gisele Bunchen Is Officially Off The Market
Feb 27th
It seems that Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady have finally tied the knot. First they were engaged and then it was off, then back on, then they were dunzo and now they are married. It is a sad day for perverts all across the globe. They didn’t even make it secret. They married during daylight in California at Santa Monica catholic church. I am sure that after Brady recovers from his injuries, which are probably healed by now, he will lose more and more interest in football and focus more and more on nailing his beautiful bride. At least that is what I would do.
Most people think that a super model and an athlete hooking up would make quite the power couple, but no, they are still the shallow Hollywood type that dress their dogs in little mini Dolce & Gabbana dresses during their wedding. I think I am going to gag. One thing that has surfaced because of this whole thing, since Gisele told everyonethat the engagement rumors were not true, that makes her a liar. A big fat LIAR! I don’t really care though. Tom Brady is a douche bag and he will never be a good football player again, so I hope he has fun porking his new wife. He just better not do the selfish thing and get her pregnant. Stretch marks are not sexy.
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Puke Alert: Lisa Rinna To Go Nude
Feb 26th
Rumors are circulating and I do not know if it has been confirmed or not yet but it seems that Lisa Rinna thinks she is hot enough to be in Playboy. I truly hope these are just rumors and that they are false because I don’t think I could sit down with my regular monthly issue and handle seeing this lady without any clothes on. I usually look forward to seeing chicks in the bare in my precious magazine, but this one would make me toss my cookies.
Kate Somerville recently had a skin care launch party and Lisa Rinna was the host, or a host, and she said, ” I am more comfortable being nude than hosting an event like this.” Stop thinking about yourself you selfish bitch! Think about the eyes of the many 18+ men who view magazines on a monthly basis and rely on Hugh Hefner to not put a woman in the pages that would make their boner shrink to the size of a peanut. If Playboy shows pictures of Lisa Rinna nude, I will boycott and stop reading…stop looking at…stop subscribing too… oh fuck it I will still look at Playboy on a regular basis but I will write a very angry letter to the editors there.
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Links that don’t need skin care to look great
Kelly Clarkson. Less gross- IDLYITW
Holly Madison is back on the market- Celeb News Wire
American Idol: Lukewarm mess- Allie Is Wired
Bono is becoming an attention whore- Holy Moly
Vanessa Anne Hudgens shows off some leg- Drunken Stepfather
Meet Demi Lovato: your new jailbait queen- I Don’t Want Your Life
Danneel Harris isn’t octomom- IDLYITW
Eva Longoria shows off her ass in tight jeans- yeeeah
Awww Katie Holmes is crying- popbytes
George Clooney will be on E.R. on March 12- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Blind boxer pummels his blindfolded opponents- Geno’s World
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Teri Hatcher: a secret lesbo?- notorious news
David Beckham Moves Into George Clooney’s Pad
Feb 26th
David Beckham walks eats and breathes money so why he can not afford a new house or an apartment is above me. Beckham moved into George Clooney’s villa in Italy’s Lake Como recently because of a contract agreement with L.A. Galaxy that says he has to play for some team in Italy or some shit. The 2 superstars met last year at the Met Ball in New York. They were introduced by a mutual friend Giorgio Armani and I am sure George told Beckham just how much he enjoyed his underwear ads. The dude is almost 50 and still single, you know the dude is in the closet.
Anyway the 2 hit it off and now they are landlord/rentee buddies. I wonder if this will be like the O.J. Simpson and Kato Kaelin landlordship. The age difference is about the same. As long as George Clooney doesn’t kill anyone and doesn’t make loud noises behind Beckham’s pad everything will be ok. Would be pretty funny if that did happen though.
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