Archive for February, 2008
Bye Bye Robbie Carrico . . . and Your Wig
Feb 29th
I was sad to see Robbie Carrico get the boot last night on American Idol. I mean the interesting rumors had just started flying . . . forget that he used to be in a boy band or that he used to date Britney Spears way back in the day. The best rumor of all about him–which I’m pretty sure is true–is that his hair is actually a wig! Yesterday I was doing copious websearches to get close-ups on his hair, and I finally had a good collection of proof of his synethetic locks, and boom! Just like that he gets cut. Total bummer. Wait, I’m supposed to judge him just on his singing? What show is this? Remember, it’s American Idol, and thus it has very little to do with singing!
To send Robbie off into obscurity, the good folks at VotefortheWorst.com–by the way the most hysterical American Idol blog, period–have tons of photos of him from “back in the day.” This means back when he looked exactly like every other teen singer coming out of Orlando, Florida circa 1999. Check it out . . .
Rihanna+Chris Brown=Cutest Couple Ever!
Feb 28th
So it’s been a few days since the news broke that Rihanna was indeed dating 18 year old Chris Brown. They’d been denying this for a few months, but now we find out that he was with her on her trip back to her hometown in Barbados after she won a Grammy in early February, then went to Jamaica last week where the fuzzy paparazzi pic above was snapped. Ahhhhh, they are so cute together! I love them individually, and as a couple they’re so adorable! Rihanna and Chris strike me as decently wholesome young stars who are very unlikely to wind up snorting coke or habitually getting DUIs. In the words of my mom (if she knew who they were), “They’re good kids!” Though, Rihanna sure is adept at taking stunning, hot pics . . .
Britney is Pregnant. Um I think
Feb 27th
Star Magazine’s tenacious reporters, who brought you the possibly fake news that Britney had married paparazzo Adnan Ghalib in Mexico, have an super exclusive (and possibly fake) news story that she’s now pregnant with Adnan’s baby.
Only weeks after Britney Spears drove to Rosarita Beach, Mexico to exchange marriage vows with Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo is bragging to friends that she is going to have his baby, Star has learned exclusively.
And what do you know! The fallen pop princess’ belly is starting to show a little bulge, in spite of hours of classes at the Millennium Dance Complex.
“Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life,” one friend of Adnan’s tells Star. (STAR)
As far as fake stories go this is a pretty good one. It’s the classic boy meets girl scenario. With a twist! White trash, new money tramp (girl) with a couple of kids meets creepy gold digging photographer (boy) whose name sounds like a torture chamber. They do lots of drugs and have unprotected sex – both for their own self-serving reasons – and create a co-dependent cycle that will ruin the live of every one involved for generations to come. Just like in the Bible!
[Ed. note: Britney is the richest girl in the world. She should be so hot that people should masturbate spontaneously as she walks by. And yet, she wears greasy clothes and wears her hair like an ill-treated lapdog. -F.]
Celebrity Morphs=Creepy as Hell
Feb 27th
Have you ever thought about what a few of your favorite celebs would look like if you could cull the best features of each and blend ‘em together? Well after you see these results, you may wish you never pondered the thought. Worth100.com held their “Ultimate Celebrity 2″ Photoshop contest where readers can mix and match celebs, send in their results, and then a winner is chosen. Believe me the examples below are some of the least creepy . . . Now if you’ll excuse me I have to eeeeeek.
