Beer

Drink Beer, Looka Ma Boobies!

Jessica Simpson is an entrepreneur folks. That’s right. She’s just invested in a little beer company in Texas called Stampede. Stampede Light purports to be the beer of the recycling, world conscious, beer drinker who realizes that normal beer just doesn’t have enough vitamins in it. Does Stampede have vitamins? Who the hell knows? Their a little sketchy on the ingredients. What they do have is a hot chick with big tits in a cowboy hat telling us that we should drink it. And by God, we will. God Bless the U-S-A.

More red blooded American links than you can shake a stick at.