Archive for May, 2008
Summer Glau can fill your time
May 28th
This Summer Glau. At some event at some point in her life. I’m thinking like 4 weeks ago. Ahyway. I’m out of town and posting from a fucking bagphone circa KnightRider, so you’ll have to deal with it until later. Check the Bastardly link for more Summer.
Lindsay Lohan in Cannes
May 27th
This is Lindsay Lohan heading out to party in Cannes. There are are 4 types of people who go to Cannes for the Film Festival.
- Film makers
- Actors
- Studio Types
- Whores
I’ll leave it you to figure out where our girl here fits in. Speaking of thespians. Lindsay is out with Samantha Ronson, who despite doing her best Pete Doherty look is still a girl. So that makes her a lesbian and that makes Lindsay a selfish bitch who will actually cross gender lines to be narcissistic and cruel. She’d better watch out though, because according Hollywood, gays are violently jealous rich people who like to stab things. True story.
Tony Romo is still hittin’ this
May 27th
The “scandal” this week was Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo having dinner at N9NE Steakhouse in Dallas when they were reportedly broken up. The real scandal? Using the number 9[!] as a letter in the name of steakhouse!! OMG!
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo looked every bit the happy couple at N9NE Steakhouse in Dallas. “They were holding hands, in a good mood and happy,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They looked like they were on a date together.”
The public display of affection was in keeping with the couple’s last high profile date – Simpson’s sister Ashlee’s wedding, where they were “kissing and holding hands throughout the night.” (PEOPLE)
Um. There’s a word for what Tony Romo is doing with Jessica Simpson – and it ain’t dating. It’s bootycall. The cool thing is that her dad set all this up as publicity for her. So I guess as far as pimps go, he’s got the kindest heart.
