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Maria Fowler Likes the Beach

Mar 11th

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Can I borrow a towel? My car hit a water buffalo.

This is Maria Fowler a “glamour model”. Glamour Model is British for “loikes ta show ‘er tits, Guv’nah”. I’m not sure what they feed these chicks but it apparently grows awesomely perfect breasts and blocks the proclivity to wear shirts. It’s like a combination of fried fish, Guinness and angel semen.

: Can I borrow a towel? My car hit a water buffalo.

: British girls have the best tits. PROVE ME WRONG!

: Is this water cold or are my tits just awesome?

: Has anyone seen my camel (toe)?

: Those dudes in the back = not on our team.

Boobs, Breasts, British Nudes, Tits

Merci Beaucoup, Rosie Jones

Mar 8th

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Translation: words words words BOOBS words.

Here’s Rosie Jones in some magazine somewhere for uh, something. I’m just calling it in at this point. I need a bottle of cabernet. Merci.

: Troisfeuille de Rosie!

: How you say, zee boobeez?

: Translation: words words words BOOBS words.

British Nudes, Fish and Chips, Tits

News Hottie: Sonia Baghdady

Mar 8th

Posted by fatback in Celebrity Gossip

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Hard hitting news anchor. Wait, that's just my cock.

If you’ve ever spent any time in the Nutmeg State, then you’ve probably ~~wanked it to~~ heard about supemodel hot, news anchor babe Sonia Baghdady. A quick search in trusty Wikipedia shows that she was born in 1975, and:

She earned an Emmy Award for “Outstanding Achievement in Soft News Series,” an Emmy nomination for “Outstanding Service Report,” and two Associated Press Awards. She was also nominated in 2008 for an Emmy award for “Outstanding Achievement” as an anchor.The New Haven Business times recently listed Sonia as one of “20 Noteworthy Women” in the community. She was also voted best local TV reporter in the state by the readers of “Connecticut Magazine” and as one of the top local TV personalities by the New Haven Advocate

That’s amazing! Did you know that Connecticut is called the “the Constitution State, not because of the the US Constitution, but because of the Fundamental Orders – the first recognized constitution in North America? Hahaha. Like yo’re reading this far.

: Hard hitting news anchor. Wait, that’s just my cock.

: Golden Globes?

: Ebony and Ivory, hotties.

: I’m ready for my closeup, Mr DeMille.

: Supermodel, Super Tits.

: Mama Mia, Looka di Boobas!

Boobs, Breasts, Huge Tits

Marisa Miller En Espanol

Mar 7th

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Peek-a-boo! Oh also, your nipple is out.

Oh man, new Marisa Miller nudes have just made my day. I remember being a wee lad of 24 and discovering Perfect 10 in teh intarnets and making Marisa Miller the screensaver in my spankbank. She’s still got it folks and she’s old as shit, like, 32 or something. Which is like a million in model years, but just right in your-mom years. (ed. note; I would hit them both -call me!).

Anyway. Here’s Marisa Miller naked in Spain, or naked in LA but displayed in a Spanish magazine. Or being photographed by a dude with a Spanish accent. Or something.Whatever. Boobs!