Posts tagged American Idol
Some Ugly Chick Will Not Perform
Mar 3rd
American Idolwill not air the girls performances tonight because one of the chicks, Crystal Bowersox (nice name), has a health issue and instead of having the girls perform,some loser, literally a loser, is going to sing instead. This chick must feel pretty significant considering a filming of American Idol is being changed to work around her schedule.
However, it has been proven again and again to me that the more press a certain American Idol contestant gets usually means the crappier the singer actually is. So I will not tune in (as usual) but I hope this girl has a good set of pipes on her cause she will not won this contest, or any other contest, on her looks.
American Idol is Secretive
Jan 26th
When people wait in long lines and spend God only knows how many hours in the waiting rooms, getting ready to audition for the judges on American Idol they deserve a little respect. One contestant named Michael Lynche waited in the long lines and after he auditioned for the judges he went through to Hollywood and made the top 24.
Since he was so ecstatic he told his father who then told the local news station. American Idolkicked Lynche off the shoe because he said he breached the top secret classified status of getting in the top 24. Ooooo. How dare he violated American Idol rules. This is just another example of how everyone over at American Idolare a bunch of faggots who couldn’t choose a real singer if their life depended on it. I will call in and vote for the worst like I do every year but other than oggling the 18 year old hotties, I will not be all that interested.
Ellen DeGeneres Will Cry
Jan 8th
Pretty soon American Idol will be back on the air with one major change, Paula Abdul’s drunk “I love everybody” ass will not be there and instead you will get Ellen DeGeneres which will take every cheap joke opportunity that is thrown at her and will probably make an ass of herself while trying to make those cheap jokes.
Simon will still be a dickhead extraordinaire and my prediction is that Simon will make Ellen cry within the first week. That has been my prediction since it was announced that she would be judging. American Idol will be a bloodbath this year and I can not wait to see what happens. Some people are saying Simon is gonna leave and since he has like 18 billion dollars in his bank account, there is no real reason for him to stick around.Â
Ellen is not giving up her show and Oprah just announced that she is ending her show in 2011. This gives Ellen the opportunity to become one of the most influential women in America and totally dominate the daytime ratings but she would rather be a meek, underpaid judge on AI. Moron.Â
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Victoria Beckham Will be a One Time Judge on American Idol
Aug 6th
Now that Paula Abdul is out of the picture for the hit Fox showAmerican Idol, the show is looking for a judge that can be fun and entertaining. Or at least a temporary guest judge. Just like Simon is in no position to judge American talent because he is a Brit and Paula was the only true talent on the show who was in a position to judge talent, Fox did the next best thing and got the most British person on the face of the earth to guest judge the show. Victoria Beckham.
I have got nothing against Victoria and the days of calling her a robot is sooo yesteryear. I would totally do her. But I am shallow like that. So in between tea breaks and crumpets with Simon she will attempt to tell people they are or are not full of talent and deserve to sell millions of records and perform in some of the biggest arenas in the world. If I were in the UK, I would call bollocks. Right guv’na?
