Archive for March, 2010
Dina Lohan Doesn’t Like Michael Lohan
Mar 31st
Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s mother, is speaking out against the claims made by Lindsay’s gather, Michael Lohan, about Lindsay needing to go to rehab. After her show exploded with cocaine it seems that LiLo isn’t exactly sober. I personally like tran wreck Lindsay more than I like sober Lindsay but we will see if this chick ever cleans up her act.
Dina says of Michael, ” I have a criminal protective order against him until 2011.He’s 1 year behind in child support and he’s using this [ Lindsay's problems ] as a diversion”. What the fuck does Michael Lohan do? Does he have a job? Or does he just make all his bank by selling stories to RadarOnline? I am guessing the latter.
Jesse James Is In Sex Rehab
Mar 31st
It is being reported that Jesse James has checked into a sex rehab facility in Tucson, Arizona. How the psychiatrists and doctors plan on treating him for being a white supremacist, I don’t know. Of course this is all a big play for the media so when Sandra stands by her man, she will make it look like a responsible decision.
I personally am done with this story cause now there is a pic of Jesse James out there giving the nazi salute and I don’t like reporting on people who have prejudices. Now if Sandra Bullock decides to get covered in tats like that slut Michelle Bombshell, then I will write a little something something about it.
Jesse James Mistress May Be Preggers
Mar 29th
It seems that Melissa Smith, better known as mistress #2 in the Jesse James affair situation, is worried that she is pregnant and bought apregnancy test the other day. You can see in that little bag of hers that there is an EBT pregnancy test. No word on whether she is preggers or not yet.
Too bad ink doesn’t cause infertility cause she wouldn’t be able to have a kid for the rest of her life if it did. I understand him wanting to get a little tail on the side but I don’t see why he would bang this train wreck when he had Sandra Bullock waiting at home. Either way, their marriage is fucking over and he can bang all the skanks that he wants from here on out.
Heidi Montag Moved Out
Mar 29th
It seems that America’s most hated TV couple may be hitting the rocks. It is being reported by OK magazine that Heidi Montag has moved out of her and Spencer Pratt’s Hollywood home and is now staying with friends. MTV declined to comment probably because Heidi is their little cash cow.
I never thought I would see the day of the end of Speidi but that day has arrived and I am very happy. It is also good cause that means Heidi Montag is back on the market and I can finally hook up with her. Not that I want to have anything to do with that plastic surgery ridden face but she can wear a brown paper bag while I titty fuck those plastic surgery enhanced tits can’t she?
