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Jessica Simpson is one of those celebrities on Twitter that I do not follow because usually they don’t have anything worth reading to say and will never respond to you. Not sure how many followers she has but it doesn’t really matter. Anyway, she took to her Twitter to bitch about Melrose Place calling it crap.

What she Twittered was, “CW catching up on MP. Who writes this crap? i have had bad scripts to work with, but this? thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.” What I find funny about this little Twitter tantrum is that Jessica Simpson has come across some bad scripts but she always says yes. I agree with her about Ashlee being amazing though. Not as an actress but as a cool wife who tolerates her husband going out and partying with strippers while she stays at home with the baby. Oh yea and her tits. I would agree that I think Ashlee Simpson’s tits are amazing.

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You may have remember a few weeks ago me writing on here that Jessica Simpson’ dog, a malti poo (gay name), was abducted by a Coyote straight out of the backyard at Jessica Simpson’ L.A. home. I found the story to be hysterical and it still is but now Jessica has pulled herself together and is talking openly about the loss of her pooch.

She tells Us magazine, ” I haven’t really thought about a new dog yet, but maybe sometime. [Daisy] would want that.” How the fuck does she know what a dog would want let alone a dead dog? This is just some dumb shit celebrities say to take edge off the fact that they are replacing a loved one with a trip to the dog pound as if she ripped an expensive sweater and replaces it with a newer brighter sweater.

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Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

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The Hills recap- IBBB

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This cheers me right the fuck up. Yesterday Jessica Simpson was outdoors with the dog Nick Lachey gave her for birthday/Christmas/anniversary gift. I am not really sure. And it was snatched by a coyote right in front of her eyes! Haha! Hysterical! She is very distraught and it hanging all of these little signs (pictured above) all over the city to see if anyone has seen her malti-poo.

First off that is a disgusting breed name for a dog. I am thinking about e-mailing the e-mail address on the missing poster and telling her the dog is here and is perfectly safe, then when she comes to pick the dog up, hand her a bag of goat intestines and blood. I personally am not a big fan of the miniature dogs celebrities are obsessed with. I prefer a big dog. Or at least a more muscular dog. Like a Boston Terrier. They would beat the living fuck out of a malti-poo. Speaking of dogs fighting, I wonder what Michael Vick would have to say about the coyote.

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