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At least according to Pamela Anderson she is. Which is like the pot calling the kettle black. Or a whore calling another whore a black kettle. Which is little racist if you ask me.

Jessica upset Pammi and all her vegetarian chums by wearing a T-shirt proclaiming: “Real girls eat meat.” But now the former Baywatch babe has hit back with a spectacular insult. Speaking on radio in Australia – where she’s waiting to go into the Big Brother house – the star slammed her rival buxom blonde. Pammi blasted: “I think she is a bitch and whore. (Sun UK)

I love that shirt. I think girls should eat meat because of the high protein and nutrition. And also suck lots of dicks. Hey…wait minute.  I just got that! My stars. That Jessica is a hoot!

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The “scandal” this week was Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo having dinner at N9NE Steakhouse in Dallas when they were reportedly broken up. The real scandal? Using the number 9[!] as a letter in the name of steakhouse!! OMG!

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo looked every bit the happy couple at N9NE Steakhouse in Dallas. “They were holding hands, in a good mood and happy,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They looked like they were on a date together.”

The public display of affection was in keeping with the couple’s last high profile date - Simpson’s sister Ashlee’s wedding, where they were “kissing and holding hands throughout the night.” (PEOPLE)

Um. There’s a word for what Tony Romo is doing with Jessica Simpson - and it ain’t dating. It’s bootycall. The cool thing is that her dad set all this up as publicity for her. So I guess as far as pimps go, he’s got the kindest heart.

Jessica Simpson is reported furious that her sister Ashlee Simpson’s recent engagement to boyfriend Pete Wentz may attract more attention than she’s getting lately.

Not to be upstaged, Jessica is now reportedly betrothed to her football star boyfriend Tony Romo.

TMZ reports that an insider revealed to Star magazine, “Jessica would love nothing more than to get married before Ashlee.

It upsets her that her little sister will be married and she won’t. She gets jealous when Ash gets more attention.”

The latest rumour came about after it was overheard that Jessica’s friends were toasting to her “happiness” late last week at P. Diddy’s Hollywood party. (CMR)

There are so many referring sources there, that I just forgot what this post was about. Oh yeah. jessica Simpson is a jealous, catty bitch. She’s a smokin’ hot jealous catty bitch with DD’s so she can pretty much do whatever she wants. She could become the mayor of any major city in the US just by asking. It’s in the constitution. Oh yeah, she’s also our Southern Hottie of the Day (SHOTD) today.

Jessica Simpson recently celebrated her boyfriend (QB for the Dallas Cowboys) Tony Romo’s  birthday at a club called Suite, in Dallas. From the looks of it, it is actually a hotel suite in Dallas.

The affectionate pair showed up at Suite, an exclusive nightspot, to celebrate Romo’s 28th birthday a few days early. (His actual birthday is Monday, April 21.)

The get-together included a blue, star-shaped, No. 9 birthday cake – a nod to the Dallas Cowboys star’s jersey number – champagne, and lots of dancing at the crowded club.

At one point in the evening, Simpson got on the mic and sang “Happy Birthday” to her beau – then they started feeding each other cake. (PEOPLE)

OF COURSE she sang happy birthday. Why wouldn’t she make his birthday all about her? “HAPPA- BUTH DAAAA TUUUUH YUUUHHH…I said uh, HAPPA- BUTH DAAAA TUUUUH YUUUHHH.”

Check out the hot chick in the black dress firing mind bullets at Jessica. Jealous much?