Posts tagged Rihanna
Rihanna is Pathetic
Nov 5th
Rihanna sat down to do an interview with Diane Sawyer today. She actually had the interview a couple of days ago but it aired today. She basically said that Chris Brown had abused her many times before but she kept coming back because of love. Pathetic. First of all it is probably a good thing she clung to him as long as she had because Rihanna is not much to look at. That is just my humble opinion.
This abuse horse has been beaten to death by both Rihanna and Chris. Hell even Oprah got involved in the mix. My guess is that every time someone brings up the subject of domestic abuse Rihanna will get a real serious look on her face and maybe even swell up a few crocodile tears because her 15 minutes of fame are up and she wants to stay in the press. All the fucked up hair styles and sunglasses in the world are not going to make you relevant Rihanna. I expect this shit to hang in the headlines for the next year.
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What Will Happen?
Jun 22nd
Today is a landmark day in the Chris Brown assault trial. Rihanna will be in court and it is expected for her to be a good civilian, and victim, and testify against that little bitch Chris Brown. But it is clear that she can not be forced to testify. Even if she refuses to testify, Mark Geragos, Chris Brown’s attorney, may be able to get a pretty decent plea deal.
The whole goal of the Chris Brown legal team is to avoid jail time altogether. I suppose it doesn’t really matter if he goes to the clink or not. His career is over and there isn’t a snowballs chance in hell that he will ever record with a talented artist or anyone big in “the business” again. However, I heard that there is an opening for human punching bag at the local anger management class. He should look into it.
There Are More Nude Photos Coming. Yay!
May 11th
Last week the internet was all abuzz with nude photos of Cassie Ventura. About one day after the second Cassie nude photo leaked, showing her pierced vag, or hell it might have been the same day, nude photos of Rihanna leaked onto the internets. I preferred the Cassie ones better because I just don’t think Rihanna is a 100% hotty.
Now that the photos have leaked, Rihanna’s lawyers have done a half assed job at trying to get cease and desist orders to all the big name entertainment blogs. People are speculating that the photos are not just a coincidence. That they were leaked by the same people. And according to one site, more pics are soon to come. Including Jennifer Lopez, Christina Millian and one set I would die happily if I never saw, Jamie Foxx.
If a J-Lo nude pic leaks onto the net, especialy one showing off that big gorgeous rump of hers, I will die from an orgasm overdose.
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Let It Be True
Mar 20th
Rihanna may be famous for something more than her vocals. According to Star magazine Chris Brown has recorded a sex tape with her and he is thinking about releasing it to the public. I seem to be an expert in celebrity sex tapes so if this thing comes to surface I am willing to bet my left nut that it will be bought by Red Light Productions and it will sell for anywhere between $15- $20 million.
This, just like Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson is a sex tape that I would definitely buy. I didn’t bother with the Kim Kardashian sex tape because it is about 45 minutes of some black dude getting a BJ. If this sex tape ever does surface, which is doubtful, then it would probably get all of Rihanna’s songs pulled from Radio Disney. But who knows. They still play that Cheetah Girls shit after a booty shot from one of the girl surfaced on the internet. And Vanessa Anne Hudgens is still being played on that station even though she posed nude for a picture intended for Zac Efron leaked onto the internet. I don’t know why I am talking about Disney. Probably because it is more likely that they will play Rihanna’s Umbrella 3 times this day instead of the porno hitting the net in the next 3 years.
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Links that haven’t had sex in a decade
Barack Obama fucked up on Leno- IDLYITW
Meet Tyra Banks- IBBB
The Fast And The Furious 4 is gonna kick ass- Holy Moly
Avril Lavigne dresses like a 13 year old- Drunken Stepfather
Natalie Imbruglia is still slammin’ hot- I Don’t Want Your Life
An Amy Winehouse upskirt- yeeeah
Charles Manson is old- IDLYITW
Happy birthday Lady Gaga- Allie Is Wired
Fred Durst banged Britney Spears- Celeb News Wire
Hope Dworaczyk is in Playboy- Geno’s World
Valentino is dark- popbytes
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Cuteness unplugged- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
LiLo needs work- notorious news
