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So this is Heidi Montag in in her *ahem* adult magazine photoshoot.

Two things:

1. I’ve seen more nudity in the Bible
2. I’ve seen less airbrushing on a beaded t-shirt in Myrtle Beach South Carolina

Why do they airbrush the SHIT out of these things? She’s like 24 and has huge tits. She’s all set. It’s not like she’s some aging actress trying to get back some of the glory of the Buffy days (sorry Kristy! Call me!). We don’t need “sexy elegant” here. This magazine sits on the back of the toilet in a frat house, not the desk of the CEO of Bank of America next to Yachting Digest.  I mean how classy can you really be with your tits hanging out in a spank mag photo session? But I digress…

Speaking of naked tits. THERE ARE NONE. It’s the ultimate tease by a girl who will probably make every man in her life put his fist through a wall. I’m pretty sure Jesus doesn’t give you partial credit. So, enjoy? These will probably be gone within a few hours.

Exclusive!! New nude cellphone pics of Vanessa Anne Hudgens! Well, its not really exclusive, because a bazillion other sites beat me to the punch. But she sure is naked! Click here to go see the set of Vanessa Hudgens nude pics. musicals kick ass!

This is Michelle Hunziker, a Swiss born polyglot who is also a model. You may remember her from… well, pretty much nothing if you live in the continental US. She’s extremely hot and apparently doesn’t have hang up about being nude, so we’re big fans. She also doesn’t mind this Gene Simmons looking dude rubbing oil all over naked tan body. Which makes him a hero in our book. I worked for a summer as a masseur at a resort down south but it didn’t last very long. Apparently some folks didn’t like my “motorboat” technique for the chest area. Sorry dude. That’s how we do it Bangkok.