Posts tagged Nude
Marisa Miller En Espanol
Mar 7th
Peek-a-boo! Oh also, your nipple is out.
Oh man, new Marisa Miller nudes have just made my day. I remember being a wee lad of 24 and discovering Perfect 10 in teh intarnets and making Marisa Miller the screensaver in my spankbank. She’s still got it folks and she’s old as shit, like, 32 or something. Which is like a million in model years, but just right in your-mom years. (ed. note; I would hit them both -call me!).
Anyway. Here’s Marisa Miller naked in Spain, or naked in LA but displayed in a Spanish magazine. Or being photographed by a dude with a Spanish accent. Or something.Whatever. Boobs!
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- Move along, no nipples here
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- Me gusta, chica
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- Peek-a-boo! Oh also, your nipple is out.
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- Can I nipple your nip, nippy? Nipple!
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- Marisa in Wonderland
Brooklyn Decker is Nude.
Mar 7th
Deposit into spankbank, complete.
Brooklyn Decker is naked and artsy. So wear a beret and smoke Gauloises after you wank into your sock. Abientot!
Kelly Brook Needs Spongebath
Feb 24th
Does anyone have a moist towelette?
Man, if there’s one thing I love it’s naked women. Especially naked British women with huge natural boobs and a landing stripped vajajay. So, can anyone tell me WTF happened here? I mean, I still have a boner, but I have an urge to sniff Pine-Sol and that makes me confused. Fucking photographers. Leave to an “artist” to fuck up and spank-bankable naked women in a photoshoot. This kind of reminds me of that time your mom went crazy got naked and tried to kill me. Except that was my mom. Ok, boner is officially gone. I need a tissue.
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- Does any one have a moist towelette?
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- Do I have something on my face?
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- Did you eat the God damn lipstick?
Kim Kardashian Nude : Redux
Sep 14th
Can I borrow some sugar?
Okay, so I’ve been holding on to most of these for while because a certain Men’s Magazine get’s their crotchless panties all in a wad when you post their pictures, even though is obviously fair use and it actually drives sales. But I digress. Kim Kardashian is nude. YOU HEAR THAT GOOGLE? These pics are from the photo shoot Kim did a while back for the men’s magazine in question. Some made into to glossy stapled glory and some (read: the ones without nipples) made it into the “outtake” pile. Which is just another way of saying, ‘how can we squeeze the last drop of rights management out of these once Kim starts to lose her relevance?’
But, I being a pervy blogger professional journalist, like to give credit where credit is due. First off you can thank the folks who emblazoned these pics with the little bunny for the photography. I’d also like to thank Kim Kardashian for having huge tits and wanting to show them off like a famemongering whore. And lastly, I’d like to thank Kim’s dad for setting a murderer free. God Bless America. And Twins!
The nipple ratio is so high I had to put the pic after the jump…enjoy. Feel free to not sue me.
