2010 August | Fatback Media

Leonor Watling is nude, y’all

Aug 30th

Leonor Watling is nude over in the NFSW section. I don’t know why I split these up anymore. There are tits errywhurr on this site. Anyway, she’s Spanish and has great tits. Like your mom, if she were Spanish. And had great tits.

Did I miss the Emmys?

Aug 30th

Posted by fatback in Breasts

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I said, God Damn.

Aw shit the Emmys were last night? Damn, and I was so busy just living my life and not giving a shit. If you’re looking for Emmy coverage like ‘who was the breakout comedy winner’, and ‘who got robbed of the best actor award’, then you should look elsewhere. If you like to look at basketball sized boobies and rub your pants against the arm of the couch, then this is the place for you.Â Oh. Em. Gee. Christina Hendricks. I would dive in there and just swim for days. When’s this girl gonna pick up a drug habit and start doing nudity?

Rustle Up Some Link Tucker

Aug 27th

Posted by fatback in Celebrity Gossip

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Bloom my onion, will yer? Here are the links, mate! G’Day.

Todd at IDLYITW has evidently perfected that necronomicon charm spell he’s been working on because Sophie Turner, aka OMG!TITS!AND!ASS!, has responded to his interview questions. IDLYITW
Miley Cyrus gets spanked by a MILF. Or her mom. Whatever. Allie
KristenÂ StewartÂ wants acting creds so she’s going to show her tits. I smell Oscar.Â Celebitchy
Octomom is homeless. Maybe she can build a house out of baby bones. Notorius
Bristol Palin is a teen whore. Or something. I don’t do research. CDL
Jessica Alba’s ass is like angel tears in a champagne glass. (SeriouslyOMGWTF)
Lindsay Lohan got out jail and got a new car. Cee Lo and I say, “FUCK YOU” Celebrity Smack.

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Heidi Montag Sex Tape Imminent?

Aug 25th

Posted by fatback in Heidi Montag

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I think they lost something behind the couch.

I love a good sex tape as much as the next guy – especially when your mom is in it – the camera loves her. Rumors have swirled (like poo in porcelain) for months about a possible Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt sex tape – underwhelming the shit out of everyone who blatantly continued living their lives. *Uses Dateline’s Keith Morrison voice* But now…all that is changed. It seems Heidi. Had sex. With…another girl. Ooooooh. Ooooh.

Shock the monkeyÂ TMZ:

We’re told Heidi has agreed to listen to Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch when he arrives in Costa Rica to make an offer on the footage … some of which is said to contain girl-on-girl action with Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon.

We’re told Heidi wants Hirsch to provide her with the sales numbers on Kim Kardashian’s sex tape — which was also released through Vivid — because Heidi may be interested in working out a “back-end deal” if Steve can’t offer enough cash up front to satisfy Montag.

In case you’re wondering why I have that banner pic of the two girls (and twins!); at least one of those girls is Karissa Shannon. I can’t tell them apart. I’m not sure if they can. I do know this: judging by pic number 3, either Hef is a tiny pixie man or those are some big bitches. Watch out Spencer, the pretty one might think you’re an albino chimp and spear you for her village. In case this is your first day out of Mexican prison and you’ve yet to feel the hurricane of Heidi Montag media rain down upon your face like a fetid golden shower in a Thai massage parlor, you can always go here and see more Heidi Montag relatively nude pics.