Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is Confusing

Kim Kardashian is confusing me. First she had triple decker badonkadonk and now she looks smoking hot in these totally not staged bikini shots in Cabo. Either the photographer is a genius or something has changed. My penis and I have two questions:

Was it a wizard?
Was it a worm hole?

Either way the scientific community will be all ears about this mystery at the press conference. Also a mystery: the origins of my sexy dance moves. I love the night life. I got ta boogie. It’s true.