Posts tagged Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian Wants to Have Puppies
Oct 21st
Kim Kardashian is sick of seeing her sisters do so well and she is left in the dust has a has been Playmate and is not really famous for doing anything in particular. She says she wants to have a kid and get married before she is 30. I think that is a pretty good goal but you have to settle down first.
The last thing this world needs is another Kardashian running around violating couches across the world with their giant ass. Also, someone should tell Kim that you can not get pregnant by letting another guy pee in your mouth. You get the jist of it but it is the wrong liquid going in the wrong hole.
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Links that are artificially inseminated
Hilary Duff has nipple pokies- IDLYITW
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Peaches Geldof is modeling- Holy Moly
Adam Lambert has a new music video out- popbytes
Britney Spears settles lawsuit, ruins see through moment- Amy Grindhouse
The Hills recap- IBBB
Nicole Richie shows off her latest offspring- notorious news
Kelly Brook is cleavagey nice- IDLYITW
This calendar is nuts!- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Kim Kardashian is Off The Market, Again
Sep 29th
Not to be outdone by her little sister Khloe, and basically for the reason that she didn’t want to look like a loser like Jennifer Aniston, Kim Kardashian has hooked back up w/ Reggie Bush. I don’t know if it is the money he has in the bank or the taste of his urine that attracts Kim to the running back but they are back and sources say it is for real this time.
A source says, ” They are totally back together for real. Kim and Reggie spent a few months apart getting their priorities together and figuring out who they were as individuals so they can make it work together.” Sounds like they will go for the long haul. Married with children. Til death do them part. What the fuck am I saying? Kim will swindle Reggie for his money just like Khloe is going to do with Lamar Odem. She will convince Reggie that she is so in love that a pre-nup is offensive. They after they fuck on a nightly basis for a year or so, she will call it off. And will get rich for doing so. The name Kardashian will no longer go down in history as a member of the O.J. Simpson dream team but a group of the savviest gold diggers in the history of the U.S.A.
Gold digging links
Amy winehouse is cured- IDLYITW
Old people should just stick to pooping their pants- Geno’s World
Claire Danes is off the market- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Audrina Patridge interview- I Don’t Want Your Life
Jessica Alba is a red head now- yeeeah
Jon Gosselin gets fired from Jon and Kate Plus 8- notorious news
Britney has a new song- IDLYITW
Kim Kardashian Goes Blonde, No One Cares
Aug 10th
This is when you know there is not shit for news out there on a Monday. When todays top story is Kim Kardashian dying her hair blonde. She is pretty much famous for being famous and makes news just going to restaurants anyway so I am not too surprised. On the upside she looks really good. And she is single so I actually have a shot at banging her. Right guys? Right?
Here she is photographed at The Teen Choice Awards even though she has practically no business being there but she is good at stuff like that. The only beef I have is the fact that she didn’t go all the way blonde. She has blonde highlights really not full on blonde hair. I figured an attention whore like her would do what most media freaks would do and go full on platinum blonde. Either way I want to see her naked so I am going to dig up an old issue of Playboy while the rest of the world beats off to a pic from the green carpet. Suckers!
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Links that are bald
Lindsay is losing her hair- IDLYITW
2009 Teen Choice Awards winners- Allie Is Wired
Heather Graham is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Sienna Miller hates Sienna Miller’s movies- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Sharon Stone is topless- IDLYITW
Kim Kardashian Is Blonde, Still Pretty
Apr 27th
Kim Kardashian surprised a lot of people when she was photographed with blond hair. Now I could insert a blond joke here, but these are more like highlights then they are “Marilyn Monroe” blond. Of course the change in color might not be purposeful at all. I hear when you let too many guys jizz on your head, your hair changes shades.
Either way, she could dye her hair blue like that douche bag Perez Hilton and I would still want to put it in her butt. As much fun as I would like to make about the brunettes new look, it isn’t for real. It is a wig. But now since she digs it so much, she is thinking about dying it for real. I say go for it. Cause any small change in look would be a vast improvement for a boring socialite. Of course if she did that, she would be asked if the carpet matched the drapes. And that would mean more Kim Kardashian nude pictures. Please dye it, please dye it, please dye it.
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Links that have a shaved head
Lindsay Lohan still looks good in a bikini- IDLYITW
Salma Hayek’s e-mail address got hacked- Amy Grindhouse
Heidi Montag had her vows written on her hand- IBBB
Is that Britney Spears’ tampon? – Allie Is Wired
I like Mary Boobs, I mean Cary- Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Biel advertises her new ass floss- Celeb News Wire
Powder Blue is going straight to dvd- IDLYITW
Boris Johnson is doing something- Holy Moly
Zac Efron is greasy- yeeeah
Hayden Panettiere is violent- I Don’t Want Your Life
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Katie Holmes is beautiful again. – popbytes
Tori Spelling is kissing. Gross. – Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Hilary Duff wears short shorts- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Creed is reuniting- Geno’s World
Beyonce Knowles tops box office weekend- notorious news
