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Nicholas Prugo, an 18-year-old L.A. native has been arrested for the burglaries of both Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge’s recent burglaries. He is being on $20,000 bond which is a drop in the bucket when compared to the money this guy could make if he is in fact in possession of a LiLo or Audrina Patridge sex tape(s). I don’t see why Larry Flynt has not bailed him out yet.

Either way this guy is going down for a long time. We will see what exactly what he stole and what was in LiLo’s safe after the trial begins but this guy might be able to plea bargain out in exchange for not telling the world what kind of weird shit LiLo keeps in a wall safe. I still say this guy is a hero and if I lived out there would probably be doing the same shit he is doing. Nicholas Prugo=the man.

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Links that are goin’ down for 10-15

Lady GaGa is fashionable/see through- IDLYITW

Michelle Obama is just a regular person- Geno’s World

Meet Katherine Heigl’s new baby- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Shenae Grimes interview- I Don’t Want Your Life

Paula Abdul already hates Ellen DeGeneres- yeeeah

Michael Jackson’s mom is cleaning up- notorious news

Eva Longoria is concerned- IDLYITW

It seems like the MTV show The Hillshas lost just about all their talent. First Lauren Conrad ditched the show and now the second most popular member Audrina Patridge is quitting. They still have Kristin Cavallari so you will still get erections from watching the series but your boner just won’t be as big.

Heidi Montag, or Heidi Pratt, or Heidi whateverthefuck she is going by now will also still be on the show I am guessing. I never watched the show so I am not sure who is in and who is out of the cast. Kristin Cavallari in a bikini is reason enough to tune in though but every time I feel like looking at a chick in a bikini I just turn it on skinemax and watch hot chicks take their bikinis offinstead of watching them cocktease me on MTV. I am sure Audrina will settle in comfortably to her new life as a d-lister after she gives the show the boot.

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Links that are loyal

Macaulay Culkin might be the dad of one of Michael Jackson’s kids- IDLYITW

Chris Brown won’t go away- Allie Is Wired

Jessica Alba is doing something- Drunken Stepfather

Kelly Brook has enormous tits- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Demi Moore is delusional- IDLYITW

Audrina Patridge is eating Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds. Literally. Paris once did an add for Carls Jr. burgers and I think one or two other celebrities did an ad as well but none as sexy as this one. I like to fantasize about Audrina Patridge naked more often than Paris Hilton because every time I envision Paris without clothes on, I see the crabs start crawling out of her va-jay-jay and it makes me vomit.

Now Audrina is shooting an ad for Carls Jr. cause Paris is out dated and Audrina fills out a bikini much MUCH better. She said she had to wear a reversable bikini in case she got ketchup on it but they could have just hired me and I would have gratefully licked the ketchup off her breast. Aren’t I useful?

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Links that are marbled beautifully with fat

Kendra has her own show- IDLYITW

Drew Barrymore might still be banging Justin Long- popbytes

Want to learn how to dance like the New Kids On The Block? I didn’t think so.- Geno’s World

The Final Destination 4 trailer- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Britney’s kids are better dancers than she is- Celeb News Wire

Emma Watson is trying to dress edgy- Drunken Stepfather

Dr.Drew thinks Lindsay will become an amputee- IDLYITW

Demi Lovato is in a bikini- notorious news

What the fuck is wrong with Gwyneth Paltrow’s legs?- yeeeah

Rod Stewart is in a speedo. Yes you can vomit now- Holy Moly

Lance Armstrong has a new baby- Amy Grindhouse

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Amy Winehouse actually managed to writte an album while on vacation- Allie Is Wired