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It seems like the MTV show The Hillshas lost just about all their talent. First Lauren Conrad ditched the show and now the second most popular member Audrina Patridge is quitting. They still have Kristin Cavallari so you will still get erections from watching the series but your boner just won’t be as big.

Heidi Montag, or Heidi Pratt, or Heidi whateverthefuck she is going by now will also still be on the show I am guessing. I never watched the show so I am not sure who is in and who is out of the cast. Kristin Cavallari in a bikini is reason enough to tune in though but every time I feel like looking at a chick in a bikini I just turn it on skinemax and watch hot chicks take their bikinis offinstead of watching them cocktease me on MTV. I am sure Audrina will settle in comfortably to her new life as a d-lister after she gives the show the boot.

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It is not like she was at the Oscars the night of the robbery. It is being reported that on Sunday night/ Monday morning Audrina Patridge’s Hollywood home was robbed. She writes on her blog, ” I had a really rough day today- I got home late last night and realized that my house had been robbed. It was pretty devastating.” Usually when a celebrity’s house gets robbed I get all hot and bothered because I think about the secret photos and videos that could be leaked out. You know what I am talking about.

But Audrina Patridge is kind of a goody goody and I do not know if she even has a boyfriend to make such a video or take such photos with. A video of Audrina just sitting on her bed masturbating would be the shit but I doubt that is in existence. She goes on to write, ” I spent most of the morning filling out police reports and going through the house room by room making lists of everything that had been taken. Most of the items are replaceable, but they took off with a few very sentimental things too. Definitely not a good way to start the week.  ” She doesn’t seem to be too bothered about the robbery and therefore nothing good will probably come of this. However she also writes on her blog that she will post pictures and video of the robbers and will play amateur detective. First Nicky Hilton busting homeless people at IHOP and now Audrina Patridge becoming a gumshoe. This is what happens when there are too many cop dramas in America. All the stars in Hollywood think they can do the same thing. She probably talked to the detective at the scene and when he wouldn’t look up from Audrina’s rack she decided to take matters into her own hands.

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