Archive for May, 2009
Jon Gosselin: Still Cheating
May 29th
Jon Gosselin has a hectic life. Which goes without saying when you have 8 kids. It seems that these days Jon and Kate Gosselin, stars of TLC’s Jon and Kate Plus 8, have been spending more and more time apart. While Kate took the 8 kids on a boat ride, Jon stayed out late with some female friends at a bar. Apparently he is quite the stud because one of those girls were reported to look like she was in her early 20′s. Hot.
Now that the marriage is in the shitter people are pretty much expecting Jon to keep going on these little dates until the two finally get divorced. Notice that you see Jon stepping out with girls every week while Kate has to stay at home, or at least in the care of, the kids. Fact is, Kate is a raving bitch and she couldn’t find a boyfriend if she had double d’s and lived on a nudist beach.
I am willing to bet anything that they will stay together for the kids and for the show because they can’t turn away from all that bank. But I say Jon should go ahead and keep getting his little bit on the side. Here is what some witnesses from the bar Jon was at had to say, ” They came in, approached the bar, got some drinks and then stood off by their own by a railing. They were laughing and talking and they all left together.” Says the bouncer.
The bouncer says Jon and the 20 something year old, ” were standing close at one point… but there was not any PDA that I noticed.” Well of course! Jon isn’t an idiot. He isn’t gonna make out with a chick while he is still married. You gotta remember, the show is being viewed mostly by family people and don’t want to see a failed marriage raise 8 kids. It’s depressing. However, the tabloid coverage has helped the show considerably. The season premiere got over 9 million viewers. I never thought the little show that I have seen every episode of would some day actually be popular. But don’t worry. After a couple more season, or hell by the end of this one, Jon will find a cute piece of ass and Kate will die old and alone because no one can put up with that cunt.
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Links that could land an 18 year old in one hot minute
Sophia Bush is super cute- IDLYITW
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Kendra Wilkinson would make a good stripper- Geno’s World
Regina Spektor Laughing With music video- popbytes
Keanu Reeves might have some kids- yeeeah
Courtney Love is being sued- Allie Is Wired
Katie Price is a model- IDLYITW
Lady GaGa’s new music video Paparazzi- notorious news
Shauna Sand is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Bono really needs to take off those sunglasses- Holy Moly
This bitch had a baby! – I Don’t Want Your Life
Melissa Joan Hart is lookin’ good in a bikini body. Or at least as good as Melissa Joan Hart could- Amy Grindhouse
Tori Spelling killed her father- Celeb News Wire
Kara DioGuardi Says Adam Lambert Was Always Out Of The Closet
May 29th
Kara DioGuardi doesn’t exactly fit in with all of the other American Idol judges. She is kind of the dark horse. Of course being a dark horse would mean she is a really good AI judge and that for now she is just misunderstood and will eventually prove herself. I don’t believe this.
In an interview on ABC’s The Viewone of those cunts asked her if she thought that Adam Lambert was gay. She said, ” I don’t think that Adam [Lambert] was ever in [the closet].” But this dipshit had to know that people have been speculating about his sexuality for weeks and he hasn’t publicly said he is gay yet. This is just another train wreck judge stepping on her own tongue. Before Paula was a drunken mess who couldn’t keep her trap shut but since AI has deemed her a drunken invalid that is too fucked up to function, they hired Kara to make all the press.
I personally would wish that Adam would just own up and say “yea I’m gay.” One report speculated that if Adam won it would be because he is gay and that if he lost it would be because he is gay. I think people voted genuinely last week and voted for who they thought was the better singer. Or musician as a whole. And I agree, Kris Allen has more talent. This story isn’t about Adam Lambert being gay or straight. It is about how Kara is a moron and can’t shut her mouth when it is more important. Congratulations Kara. I will probably not be seeing you next year. Kara= FAIL.
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Paris Hilton Is A Hypocrite
May 28th
Paris Hilton. She loves many things. But The Hillsis not one of them. She actually had the balls to say, ” The show is,like, so lame and fake. He [ Doug Reinhardt] doesn’t even want to be a part of it.” Here is Paris Hilton the fakest chick in the world saying that she doesn’t like The Hills. I just always assumed this whole time that the shows main audience was people just like Paris Hilton.
She also says that she has never watched the show but that is bullshit because that is where she found her most recent boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. If he wasn’t famous in some small way, Paris would have NOTHING to do with him. In fact, I heard once that when Paris is single, she spends most of her time looking for boyfriends on IMDB.com. Kind of like a match.com for the wealthy.
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Links that are faker than Pamela Anderson’s bejublees
Brooke Hogan. Still trying harder than anyone else to be famous- IDLYITW
Hilary Duff. Cause she’s hot- Drunken Stepfather
Katie Holmes needs sex- Celeb News Wire
Two d-listers get engaged- Amy Grindhouse
haylie Duff looks uglier after the nose job- yeeeah
Jessica Biel has a nice dumper- I Don’t Want Your Life
Adam Lambert. Is he gay? Isn’t he? Yea, he’s gay- IDLYITW
Rihanna to testify in court in Chris Brown case- notorious news
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are too good for Britain’s Got Talent- Holy Moly
The future of The Hills- IBBB
Lauren Conrad thinks she’s interesting- Allie Is Wired
Kris Allen and Adam Lambert discuss the upcoming Idol tour- Geno’s World
Viva La Viral- mashup- popbytes
Freddie Prinze Jr. found work! – Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Britney Spears Is The Grossest Woman On Earth
May 28th
Ugh! There are not a lot of stories out there that actually make me puke up my breakfast, but this one takes the cake. Britney Spears has a lot of wardrobe changes in her life both on stage and off. In her most recent wardrobe change, she put on some clothes for an Elle magazine shoot and ruined the wardrobe. How you ask? Here’s the quote, “They dressed her in all of these beautiful couture clothes- and, well, let’s just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn’t pretty.”
Saying that it wasn’t pretty is an understatement. It is kind of bizarre that the most beautiful lusted after thing in the world is also the most gross and disgusting and foul thing in the world depending on what time of the month it was. While Britney bathes in her own cunt juice, ::gags::, I am sure the people at Elle were pissed that they not only had to ditch the clothes she ruined, they also had to use jet fuel to burn the clothes to an unrecognizable crisp. Trust me, you don’t want some poor dumpster diver finding them in the trash and getting an irreversible flesh eating disease that is highly contagious.
