Archive for December, 2008
Charles Barkley Got Arrested For DUI
Dec 31st
Early this morning Charles Barkley was arrested in Arizona for DUI. I don’t see why all these celebrities are being pulled over but it has to do with new laws in 2009. Rumor has it that in California you can exceed the .08 blood alcohol level starting in January and will be let loose by the cops.
Maybe this little incident will give him something to talk about during his NBA commentaries. No word on what bar he got drunk in or why he was arrested for DUI and not DWI. DUI usually means drugs and he just doesn’t seem like a drug person. Anyway, he has been released from the clink and took a cab home. As if he had a choice.
Links that always have a designated driver
Miley Cyrus to skank up a California high school- Allie Is Wired
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Jennifer Garner is still pregnant- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Eddie Murphy still knows how to get tail- Drunken Stepfather
An Amy Fisher sex tape!- yeeeah
United States of Tara- popbytes
Matt Dillon got popped- notorious news
Jay-Z has a yacht- The Bastardly
Lisa Rinna has a nasty ass- I Don’t Want Your Life
Salma Hayek to appear on 30 Suck- Geno’s World
Paris Hilton Is A Rich Little Slut
Dec 31st
A lot of people are hurting in our economy. But not Paris Hilton. Wonky dropped over $3,800 in Australia yesterday for a New Years Eve dress. She is also getting paid over 100,000 Australian dollars to host a New Years Eve party at a club in Australia.
Many people are stumped as to why she is in Australia instead of the U.S. to kick off New Years but the answer is simple. They ring in the New Year before the rest of the world. They are the eastern most land mass. No word yet on whether or not she will bring her new BFF pictured above. So while Paris is living it up in another time zone and dropping money on things like pink Bentleys, I will warm up another packet of Ramen noodles and cry myself to sleep because I can not pay my rent this month. (images via)
Sarah Palin Is A Grandmother
Dec 30th
A lot of people remember Sarah Palin as the failed vice-presidential candidate of 2008. Now they can remember her as something else. A grandmother. At 5:30 a.m. this morning Bristol Palin,16, welcomed her son Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston to the world.
This child will probably be the most made fun of kid in school and will catch a lot of flack when he goes to college by all the liberal PETA members who think hunting is evil. Just recently Bristol’s boyfriend’s mother was busted for meth and that is cute. Word on the street is, they named the kid Tripp because Bristol was flying on three hits of acid the night of the conception. You have to give it to her boyfriend. They don’t have drugs like roofies or date rape in Alaska. So he had to make do with what was at his disposal. Well played my friend. well played.
Links that are waiting for marriage before kids
The City recap- IBBB
The Jonas Brothers are trying to be big boys- Allie Is Wired
Michael Lohan vs. Drunken Stepfather- Drunken Stepfather
Pamela Anderson goes commando- I Don’t Want Your Life
Elle MacPherson has a little bikini- yeeeah
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Samantha Ronson hates Michael Lohan too- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Aniston beat Pitt in the box office- The Bastardly
Jessica Alba married a hot head- Geno’s World
More proof that Jessica Simpson is very bad luck- notorious news
Katie Holmes is getting fuglier every day- d-listed
Britney Spears Is Dating Another Backup Dancer
Dec 30th
Amongst some groups of people, Britney Spears is said to be a smart woman. I disagree. It seems that she has found a new boy toy named Sandip Soparrkar. Sandip, yea I know what a name right, actually choreographed Britney’s latest vid Womanizer. So he has already seen her naked. Which is he saw her naked and didn’t go running for the hills then I guess he knows what he is getting himself into.
What is weird is that this guy is like full blooded Indian. Not the cool Indians that shot arrows and pillaged villages. The other type that have little dots on their foreheads and eat bugs. For Christmas Sandip gave her a hand-made Indian sari that she wore to dinner. So I guess a sari is something you wear. Sandip at the same dinner ordered local delicacies such as chicken tikka and cottage cheese curry. Britney’s fat ass stole little bits of it off his plate and snuck cheetos from her purse.
