About
Fatback Media, LLC is the parent company of a mighty blog empire encompassing every cool thing you have ever thought of. Our words have exclamation points and if we IM’d you it would be in ALL CAPS. We have the pedal to the metal with no brakes. That’s how we roll. We never sleep and we’re #1 at everything. Always. Stay tuned to have your mind fucking blown.
We started this company because we wanted to make people laugh and help them get through yet another day of their otherwise boring workdays. We said, ‘if it’s funny people will read… and they will be merry’. Then we decided that was bullshit and set out to make lots of money.
If this site looks familiar to you it should. We took the best of FatbackandCollards.com, took out all the naked boobies and relaunched here so the site would be more Google friendly. If you want to see where the boobies went then head back over to FatbackMedia NSFW section. See? Now everyone is happy.
The business model is a little shaky. Basically lots of websites with some pretty great writers who don’t get paid very well with some occasional full frontal nudity. How can we lose? We can’t. Bottom line is: do your part. Be nice to people, always pet puppies and read our sites. Done deal. You’re going to heaven, player.
