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You Will Never See A Megan Fox Sex Tape

You Will Never See A Megan Fox Sex Tape

As stimulating as it is to see the words Megan Fox and sex tape in the same sentence, my boner is about to get a lot more depressed. She tells MTV that she looks disgusting during sex and watching it would be like that of a hippo mating. I say where is her consensus? Make the tape, release it and then let the public decide.

Of course Megan is the typical Hollywood hottie and she doesn’t believe in anything like public opinion and she will just assume that people do not wanna see a sex tape of her which is very, very wrong. In the meantime I will stop by the theatre and see Jennifer’s Body in the hopes of at least seeing her tits but if that were the case the news would have already leaked onto the internet so I do not see that happening either. God damn. Why the fuck does Megan Fox have to be so fucking disappointing on a Wed. afternoon?

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Links that do what the public wants

Pamela Anderson is dating an electrician- IDLYITW

Taylor Swift is popular- notorious news

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Kim Catrall looks stupid no matter what her hair is like- Holy Moly

The Kardashian sisters at war?- popbytes

The Kardashian’s have jungle fever- Amy Grindhouse

John Mayer is the king of good pussy- IDLYITW


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By Tom O

Megan Fox is Going to be Catwoman

Megan Fox is Going to be Catwoman

Oo la la. Megan Fox turns the world on with her hotness on a daily basis everywhere she goes but she is about to get even more hotter if that is even possible. She is going to squeeze into a super tight black leather catwoman suit in the next Batman movie. People believed that Batman would never be able to outdo himself after the award winning performance by Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight, but I think they just outdid themselves.

Of course this is a movie for science fiction geeks and superhero losers and their mommy would drag them out of the theatre at the first sign of Megan Fox nudity so this is yet just another notch in the belt of no nudity for Megan Fox. We will get there. As God as my witness we will get there. Someday.

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Links that fight crime with their breasts

Lindsay Lohan might be getting her own reality show- IDLYITW

Kristen Stewart bitches about being a lazy whore- Allie Is Wired

Joanna Krupa is pretty- Drunken Stepfather

Ciara’s coinslot- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Blake Lively is 22- IDLYITW


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By Tom O

Megan Fox is Single!

Megan Fox is Single!

What else is there to say. Nothing gives me more hope on a Tuesday morning and confirms the beleif that al is right in the world than the news that Megan Fox is indeed single. There are a lot of men out there who are chomping at the bit to date and maybe even fuck Megan Fox but she says she already has a man in mind.

She refers to him as a “Korean Justin Timberlake”. What a fucking bummer. You figure since everyone and their brother is deeply in love with Megan Fox that after months or years of dating Brian Austin Green or however long they dated that she would probably want to keep her options open. I could care less. I don’t mind. Who needs Megan Fox? ::cries:: Please don’t date him Megan. Give me a try. I can open doors for you. I will buy you presents. Wanna see me juggle? Look! Do you like that? Ta da!

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Links that are dependent on Megan Fox

Irina Shayk is a model- IDLYITW

Ryan Reynolds is mysterious- Geno’s World

Josh Duhamel is a transformer- popbytes

Audrina Patridge bikini hotness- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Bruno takes it off for GQ- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Demi Lovato has the worst sunglasses in the world- yeeeah

Chastity Bono is a male man with a penis- IDLYITW

I’m A Celebrity…kills celebrities! – notorious news

Lindsay Lohan is topless, nobody cares- Allie Is Wired

The loneliest vagina in the world- I Don’t Want Your Life

Mariah Carey looks hot on the cover of her latest single- Amy Grindhouse

Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like a little old lady- Drunken Stepfather


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