Posts tagged Tits
Maria Fowler Likes the Beach
Mar 11th
Can I borrow a towel? My car hit a water buffalo.
This is Maria Fowler a “glamour model”. Glamour Model is British for “loikes ta show ‘er tits, Guv’nah”. I’m not sure what they feed these chicks but it apparently grows awesomely perfect breasts and blocks the proclivity to wear shirts. It’s like a combination of fried fish, Guinness and angel semen.
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- Can I borrow a towel? My car hit a water buffalo.
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- British girls have the best tits. PROVE ME WRONG!
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- Is this water cold or are my tits just awesome?
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- Has anyone seen my camel (toe)?
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- Those dudes in the back = not on our team.
Merci Beaucoup, Rosie Jones
Mar 8th
Translation: words words words BOOBS words.
Here’s Rosie Jones in some magazine somewhere for uh, something. I’m just calling it in at this point. I need a bottle of cabernet. Merci.
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- Troisfeuille de Rosie!
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- How you say, zee boobeez?
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- Translation: words words words BOOBS words.
OK, Miley Cyrus. I Give In.
Mar 3rd
Rekon these taste like bacon?
You win, Miley. I give up trying to keep Dateline off my front porch. With a rack like that and the can-do attitude we’ve been seeing, you’ve won the boners hearts and minds of the American people.
What’s that you say? She’s 18? Well that’s horse of a different color, or as I like to say,” ‘scuse me while I rub one out to them tit-tays”. In a totally respectful way, of course. Girl power!
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- Have a look at this side boob, muthafucka.
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- Rekon these taste like bacon?
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- Hey Y’all, wanna dive in here?
News Hotties: Evelyn Taft
Mar 3rd
And by warmer, I mean boner.
Evelyn Taft is our favorite SF Bay area news hottie. She grew up speaking Russian in the Bay Area, according to her bio, and I’d love to hear her whisper lubovnik in my ear while we lay naked on a bearskin rug in front of a crackling fire sipping honeyed vodka. But I digress…
Besides being a super smart smartie meteorologist, Evelyn has great assets as a newscaster. And by assets I mean, OMG huge titties! We’re missing her since she moved down to LA, although she is dressing a little more tawdry professional now that’s she’s down there. Here’s hoping she comes to work in a low slung tank top.
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- And by warmer, I mean boner.
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- Did you know that weather is OMG BOOBIES!
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- What’s better than great weather? Boobs.
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- Showing some leg for the LA glommers.
Here’s a video of Evelyn and her sweater pups.
