Archive for November, 2009
David Hasselhoff is in The Nuthouse
Nov 30th
Just about every 2 or 3 days or so David Hasselhoff will get hammered and knock a guy out or pass out in his residence into an alcoholic coma and his daughter will have to call 911 to haul his sorry ass to the hospital. Well, like most people on Thanksgiving, The Hoff got drunk and needed to be hospitalized again but this time he went to the nuthouse.
Whoever called the cops said it was a 5150 emergency and he is being held involuntarily at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. Kind of like Britney Spears. I am hoping that this results in him finally entering into Alcoholics Anonymous (minus the anonymous) and quits the boozing. You are talking about a guy who worked closely and befriended some of the hottest chicks on the planet on Baywatch. I don’t wanna see an old pimp die a frugal and pointless death. I wanna see him continue on to mac on other bitches and hos in the future.
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Links that are falling down schnockered
Alessandra Ambrosio does DT- IDLYITW
Michael Lohan is suicidal. Hooray!- Allie Is Wired
Vanessa Minnillo is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Heather Graham is nippley- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Tiger Woods got his ass whipped- notorious news
Rihanna has the right idea- IDLYITW
Sophie Howard and friends show off their great tits- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Reese Witherspoon is Back on The Market
Nov 30th
It is being reported that Reese Witherspoon has split with long time boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal. The source close to the couple didn’t have anything else to say except for “YESSSSS!” Obviously the source was a male but even most lesbos would like to take a crack at Reese Witherspoon.
I doubt either of them care that they are not going out anymore cause Jake Gyllenhaal can bang just about any chick he wants. Well…except for his sister. And there are dudes lining up around the block for Reese Witherspoon like her poonany was a $299 labtop on Black Friday. I am one of those dudes so I am hoping that getting inside Reese’s box won’t cost me more than $299.
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It’s Over
Nov 24th
Last night was the final episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8 which means Jon Gosselin will go bye bye. Hahahaha! You actually believe that? You fool! Jon will continue to be one of the biggest attention whores in America and I wouldn’y doubt it if he was a co-moderator at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
He can always fall back on the Divorced Dads Club if that show ever takes off. Kate answered some tough questions but when the question became to hard she would turn her head 180 degrees and let the evil badger who lives in her hair attack the interviewer. The only way to salvage their fame, Kate will have to make a sex tape. Which everone will watch just to say I saw Kate Gosselin nude but will not cause a single man across the country to get an erection.
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Links that still have a lot of potential
Adam Lambert will not be doing Good Morning America- IDLYITW
Jay Leno talks with Lady GaGa- Geno’s World
Jessica Simpson no likey Perez Hilton- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Kim Kardashian in a bikini on Twitter. Oh how I love Twitter- Drunken Stepfather
Mariah Carey is a stupid twat- yeeeah
K-Fed is thin again!- notorious news
Kelly Clarkson is in a stretchy dress, doesn’t eat it- IDLYITW
Sasha Grey is in Playboy- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Tila Tequila Has A Sex Tape
Nov 24th
A few days ago the biggest tabloid foul in the history of tabloids occurred. Tila Tequila made a streaming video of her completely naked and showing everything and the only stills from that vid were a couple of blurry pics with her showing her nipples. A lot more should have come from that vid but apparently the people who did watch it aren’t perverted enough to take any decent stills.
If I had seen the vid when it was still up then I would have taken screenshots myself. Anyhoo, Tila Tequila now has a sex tape out and a short clip from it can be seen at 4tube.com. It is basically her jacking some dude off for about 2 seconds and doesn’t show her naked. Hopefully more will come of it but I doubt anyone will be able to see it for free. This might be a vid from before her breast implants which makes me even more indifferent if I ever see it or not.
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