Posts tagged Probation

Lindsay Lohan Likes Drugs

Sep 18th

"You look mighty cute in them jeans..."

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan couldn’t keep her nose clean during probation and has failed her mandatory drug test. This means she may face prison time…oh who the fuck am I kidding. She could snort coke from the canoed skull of a her own aborted fetus and drive her car right up the LA County Courthouse steps at lunchtime wearing the skin of murderedÂ runawayÂ teen as a jacket and she’d still never see the inside of a prison again. You see, richÂ peopleÂ get to do what they want, andÂ peopleÂ like you and me get to ~~murder~~ hate them.

We’re told the court-mandated drug test in question occurred last week. According to the terms of Lindsay’s probation, she will get 30 days in jail for a positive drug test.

One source connected with Lindsay tells TMZ … “People with addiction problems don’t get better magically, and she’s really been making an effort to make herself better.” (via TMZ)

So apparently Fornarina, makes clothing for the jockey lot. Howwwwwwwwwwl!

: Whore in wolf’s clothing

: “You look mighty cute in them jeans…”

: We get it, you have nice tits.

Breasts, Drugs, DUI, Probation, Tits

Lindsay Lohan Asked NOT to Attend Machete Premier

Sep 2nd

Posted by fatback in Breasts

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Dude, is it cold in here?

Lindsay Lohan reportedly was allegedly asked to probably, maybe not show up for the Machete premier, says a source who knew a guy who said something that one time. Oh God, this is boring. BLOPPITY BLOOP US Magazine:

Sheâ€™s done the time, but Lindsay Lohan is still paying for her crime!Â Though the actress was released from postjail rehab on Aug. 24 after 22 days, a source tells the new Us Weekly Robert Rodriguez, co director of her new movie, Machete, didnâ€™t want her to attend an event for the film the next night.Â ”He was frantically trying to track down her manager to make sure she didnâ€™t go,” says the source.While a 20th Century Fox rep says it’s “not true,” the source tells Us, “She wasnâ€™t welcome there.” (via)

I’m no journalist [although I do have a press pass made of construction paper, glitter and glue], but I think they’re just making shit up. Who is this shadowy source? I have a source who tells me that I am a handsome devil and all the ladies should be falling at my feet. *winks* Thanks Grandma! Here’s Lindsay going to the parole office like the convict she is.